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LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



three identical baby girls. while the gesture was appreciated, i only really need one, so i thought i'd give goons first dibs on the remaining two. $5000 each, or nearest offer.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

Mental toughness is the ability to accept the fact that you're human and that you're going to make mistakes -lots of 'em- all your life.

nah, you can keep em

thanks tho

Kraustofski
Jun 21, 2007

Receiving data bursts, everything to do with it.


do you accept btc

Tane
Feb 27, 2005



how white are they?

please respoond

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



^^^ fairly white, like 8/10 white? think andre the giant. or that guy who played the dinosaur in lost

Kraustofski posted:

do you accept btc

i'm not a monster

Proud Rat Mom
Apr 2, 2012

did absolutely fuck all

i think i know a few guys that are interested, once I find the link to the mod forum I'll post the link friend

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004



fine. i will trade you one for some potatoes.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010



Tane posted:

how white are they?

please respoond

This is also important to me as I'm hoping to sell them at a profit.

Nothing personal, just supply and demand, OP.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006
MAGNUM

Name them Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



esitmated cup size?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008



Do you have any sons for sale??

Conquistador
Oct 17, 2008

by Ralp


can i really have one or is this a joke post?

The Dirtiest Harry
May 31, 2011

"Now you know why they call me Dirty Harry: every dirty job that comes along."


OP if they don't sell will you break them up and sell as spares?




(That's possibly the worst thing I've ever said. If I have a soul it just threw up a little.)

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010



The Dirtiest Harry posted:

OP if they don't sell will you break them up and sell as spares?




(That's possibly the worst thing I've ever said. If I have a soul it just threw up a little.)

It's pretty reasonable to keep an extra child to part out.

Conquistador
Oct 17, 2008

by Ralp


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

It's pretty reasonable to keep an extra child to part out.

this... is actually not a bad idea

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Classic Paille.


Aaand Lowtax just made $10 from Aatrek.

32MB OF ESRAM
Feb 28, 2007

i am literally unit-01

are these weak little bitch babies or are they p rugged?

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



ACanofPepsi posted:

are these weak little bitch babies or are they p rugged?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009

Soft Hil- nope, not doing this rhyme.

~SMcD

Can we get pics of your wife's blown out vagina after the triple birth?

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



vyst posted:

Can we get pics of your wife's blown out vagina after the triple birth?

they dont come out at the same time retard if anything its less blown out

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

Mental toughness is the ability to accept the fact that you're human and that you're going to make mistakes -lots of 'em- all your life.

ACanofPepsi posted:

are these weak little bitch babies or are they p rugged?

yeah OP, did your wife do the test?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-baby-hard.html

Conquistador
Oct 17, 2008

by Ralp


vyst posted:

Can we get pics of your wife's blown out vagina after the triple birth?

do babies even come out of vaginas anymore

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting


op give me them for free or ill tell cps

yes this is blackmail

Serious Frolicking
Jul 1, 2007
Awkward phrasing, for the most part.


Goddamn old-style babies are oppressing those of us in the Adult Baby movement simply by existing. Toss all 3 in a dumpster, and reclaim your personal diaper budget.

SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010

There's a hyphen, damn it!

Absolute Lithops posted:

op give me them for free or ill tell cps

yes this is blackmail
give me the babys when he gives them to you or ILL tell cps

yes this is black male

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson
Jun 26, 2005
I WILL ONLY CARE ABOUT THIS THREAD IF I CAN PUT IT ON MY RESUME

I'll give you $1.



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LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



ACanofPepsi posted:

are these weak little bitch babies or are they p rugged?

they got some hair and reached what i can only assume was an intense stalemate in the womb

vyst posted:

Can we get pics of your wife's blown out vagina after the triple birth?

these will be uploaded to my tumblr shortly

The Dirtiest Harry posted:

OP if they don't sell will you break them up and sell as spares?




(That's possibly the worst thing I've ever said. If I have a soul it just threw up a little.)

i am fielding serious offers from germany

32MB OF ESRAM
Feb 28, 2007

i am literally unit-01

if u believe the gay posters around here 'the gays' are havin it real roughshod in regards to marriage rights so maybe OP should be thankful for the privlege u r lording over the rest of us normals/gaybos

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


Name them One, Two, and Four

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001



You've got it backwards, dummy.

I'll take one off your hands, but YOU have to pay ME.

loving breeder.

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up


Who's the Father, OP???

rand
Apr 25, 2003


do u take Feathercoins

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010



Seriously, though, the OP isn't going to sleep for years.

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

I drink to make other people more interesting.

If the blood type matches, I'll take one. My liver is almost shot.

dr. madlove
Jul 21, 2008


You can keep them for now but I'll call dibs on their kidneys in the future

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010
i hated your big dumb ugly macklemore av so i changed it

well cya

I'll take the one that's evil.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital


I'd buy that for a dollar!

Deutsch Nozzle
Mar 29, 2008

#1 Macklemore fan


are these legal for resale as foodstuff commodities?

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Deutsch Nozzle posted:

are these legal for resale as foodstuff commodities?

Don't be coy. Just ask if he takes food stamps.

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Corek
May 11, 2013

SMG Macklemore Fanclub

name one Richard

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