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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


Like all day, every day

The first 3 minutes of an episode, then the theme song, then repeat

Why would someone do this?

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010



go and ask him but bring a gun

Serious Frolicking
Jul 1, 2007
Awkward phrasing, for the most part.


EugeneJ posted:

Like all day, every day

The first 3 minutes of an episode, then the theme song, then repeat

Why would someone do this?



You answered your own question.

Tane
Feb 27, 2005



hes writing the l&o themesong wiki. checking for inconsistencies

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!


One time I was writing a paper analyzing this specific scene in a movie. I must have played it over and over fifty times in one night. Maybe something like that is going on.

Or beautifully sick masturbation.

kaguya
Apr 4, 2013



is it :SVU or you can't even tell?

Cannot Find Server
Aug 13, 2008


why are you spying on your neighbor

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


kaguya posted:

is it :SVU or you can't even tell?

SVU, yeah

Cannot Find Server posted:

why are you spying on your neighbor

It's loud, but not like "go bitch about it loud"

Behold! A Elk!
May 12, 2009


i'm used to sleeping quietly but i've been spending one night a week in my moms tiny apartment one day a week to make traveling to school more convenient. she falls asleep watching law and order and i'm in the next room being startled awake every 6 minutes by the scene change sound. and then i drift back off to dreamland to the pleasant sounds of murder/and or/ surprise sex descriptions.

Snitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



EugeneJ posted:

SVU, yeah


It's post on the internet about it loud, but not like "go bitch about it loud"

DrPaper
Aug 29, 2011

I can't stop being mad.

420 eat a weed. It's the weed destiny.



I think it's less that it's loud and more that wtf is his neighbor doing.

Snitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



thanks for clearing that up DrPaper

phobo
Aug 7, 2008


Your neighbor sounds pretty cool, OP. You should go over and hang out with him.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012



Maybe he's looking for a specific episode but can't read Netflix summaries? It's most likely masturbation, of course.

I had an upstairs neighbor, a 50-something black dude, who would watch The Simpsons with the volume cranked up and just loving ROAR with laughter. Every single night. It was pretty endearing.

kaguya
Apr 4, 2013



do black people watch the cleveland show?

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

just so it's clear

I once spent 45 minutes basically watching this on repeat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMYNfQlf1H8, altho the context was constantly clicking back on VLC player, but frankly dont judge your neighbour i think a famous person said that once

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Let me guess. The surface of the Sun? Only dream I ever have. Every time I shut my eyes, it's always the same.


maybe he's getting down all the subtle differences between all the L&O opening themes so he can finally complete his 8-bit musical tribute to the law and order franchise and release it to internet acclaim and nerd girls will finally touch his nerd dick.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012



kaguya posted:

do black people watch the cleveland show?

Does anyone watch the cleveland show?

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital


Your neighbor has SVU on DVD and leaves it on the title screen when they're not home. Go watch it with them or otherwise break in and assault the dvd player sexually.

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

i like the svu theme song better than classic l&o

thoughts?

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'



Cream_Filling posted:

i like the svu theme song better than classic l&o

thoughts?

these are their stories

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

i think its that smooth sax solo that really sells it

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010


EugeneJ posted:

Like all day, every day

The first 3 minutes of an episode, then the theme song, then repeat

Why would someone do this?



It had better be an opening from the Jerry Orbach/Jesse L. Martin era, AKA the Golden Years of Law and Order.

highmoves
Sep 2, 2003
Local Goat Advocate

initiate lunch

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

also that cowbell or whatever that is in the middle/end part

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006


~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~




my younger sister watched all 12 seasons of law and order SVU then she got really sick of herself and threw herself off a bridge, this is her story

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

hosed up if true, mullet orod

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


Mullet Odor posted:

my younger sister watched all 12 seasons of law and order SVU then she got really sick of herself and threw herself off a bridge, this is her story

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

Discount apes for business or pleasure.


SVU is pretty much basic cable porn. i watched one of the later seasons and now its to the point where they show girls in completely innocent situations like at a concert or hanging out eating popcorn and then all of a sudden there's a 5-minute scene of them screaming and getting their clothes torn off

the first time i saw it it was

kaguya
Apr 4, 2013



Cream_Filling posted:

hosed up if true, mullet orod

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007


Your neighbor is jerking it to surprise sex.

Congratulations.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


I got this poo poo figured out man. The dude's falling asleep while watching Law and Order DVDs and its going back to the main credit screen where they probably play the theme. It's why when I visit my folks I know the Reba theme by heart.

Who loves her kids
and never stops...
With gentle hands
and the heart of a fighter...
I'm a survivor.

kaguya
Apr 4, 2013



That DICK! posted:

I got this poo poo figured out man. The dude's falling asleep while watching Law and Order DVDs and its going back to the main credit screen where they probably play the theme. It's why when I visit my folks I know the Reba theme by heart.

Who loves her kids
and never stops...
With gentle hands
and the heart of a fighter...
I'm a survivor.


WELL poo poo MAN who needs mystery anyway?
close the thread and move it to the goldmine, we're all done here

Carl Seitan
May 20, 2004



Sorry man, my kid really likes the intro music.

katlington
Jun 26, 2009


That DICK! posted:

I got this poo poo figured out man. The dude's falling asleep while watching Law and Order DVDs and its going back to the main credit screen where they probably play the theme. It's why when I visit my folks I know the Reba theme by heart.

Who loves her kids
and never stops...
With gentle hands
and the heart of a fighter...
I'm a survivor.


This but your neighbour died. Where they dead, op?

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004



Which law and order? the original one has a pretty sweet guitar riff at the end, I've been know to repeat it a few times myself

bones jones
Jan 29, 2014

by Ralp


Not too late to change your hikikomori ways, op

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010


President Kucinich posted:

Your neighbor has SVU on DVD and leaves it on the title screen when they're not home dead. Go watch it with them or otherwise break in and assault the dvd player sexually.

Next time on Law & Order SVU

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.


Making a Lenny Brisco making gallows humor jokes over corpses supercut, obviously. He's doing God's work.

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Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


*listening to this while doing pushups, ends up standing on top of the conus screaming "I AM BEOWULF!!" Then Buzzkill comes in the room and says "use you're just doing pushups" xD

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