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FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

Tane posted:

>log into forums as moderator and ignore your family all night

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packsmack
Jan 6, 2013

Snatch Duster posted:

> Go up the stairs. See what the boy is doing. If isn't Christian, spank him with your belt.

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.
Tell wife about your taco bell fire sauce shits

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
> ask wife if she's seen your fur suit.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Tane posted:

>log into forums as moderator and ignore your family all night

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Noni posted:

Piss pants


CharlestonJew posted:

poo poo pants

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

I'm fine with thsi combination but making GBS threads takes priority.

EDIT:

After all of this lets do our best to make Bob a loving husband and a good father!

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
ho le poo poo the guys who made Don't poo poo your Pants made Rouge Legacy too.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


Bob is now You.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Let loose an animalistc howl and fall to the ground acting like you're having a heart attack.

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

>remove your soggy pants where you stand and throw them at wife

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

NecroMonster posted:

>grab wifes hand, force her to beat you while you call the police and tell them she is beating you, when son comes down the stairs tell him you are beating his mom and you never loved him then let him beat you up until the police arrive, then the police will arrest the kid and the wife and you will finally be FREE

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>tell your wife you just had a revelation and now want to be identified as King Babyfur the Trans

Carver Crisis posted:

> ask wife if she's seen your fur suit.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Putty posted:

>tell your wife you just had a revelation and now want to be identified as King Babyfur the Trans

Carver Crisis posted:

> ask wife if she's seen your fur suit.

Yes these.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>set the house on fire then run away

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>do nothing/pass out

google THIS
Oct 17, 2005

>get up, sit on the couch, and start watching tv as if nothing happened

This game accepts some really longass commands for an oldschool text adventure, usually it's just like two words

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

>make sexual moaning sounds, building to an incredible earth shattering climax that wakes the neighborhood

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Hahah, we have a wonderful wife. Iwas expecting her to secretly enjoy watching us die.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Putty posted:

>do nothing/pass out

Hold your breath until you pass out.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Jett posted:

>get up, sit on the couch, and start watching tv as if nothing happened

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009

by T. Finninho
Weoddababyeetsaboy

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009

by T. Finninho
Anyone make that joke yet? It's the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread.

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009

by T. Finninho
It's referencing that old collect calling commercial for those that are wondering.

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009

by T. Finninho
In all honesty I can't even remember what it was advertising. MUG Rootbeer? I don't know.

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009

by T. Finninho
Not a very good commercial if I can't even remember the product being advertised, but alas. It's kind of a bit of popular culture now which is why I mentioned it.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
Jesus christ, that first life :stare:

> summon Satan and Beelz

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

rcman50166 fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Dec 5, 2013

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Wario In Real Life posted:

Weoddababyeetsaboy

eat cocks Wario in Real Life

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

rcman50166 posted:

Jesus christ, that first life :stare:

> summmon Satan and Beelz

I think we'd have to do a blood ritual involving a fetus and Atlas Shrugged for this.

packsmack
Jan 6, 2013

Al Borland posted:

Hold your breath until you pass out.

I want to see the cops/ambulance and get out of this drat living room

Phearson
Aug 15, 2006

Have you seen my pants?
>Go find your son. Trade pants with him and then blame him for your mess.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

packsmack posted:

I want to see the cops/ambulance and get out of this drat living room

Usually takes a few pages to really get going just enjoy the mayhem.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

slip your hand inside pants and begin rubbing your dick covertly

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
>Moan and act groggy. try to piss your pants again.

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND posted:

slip your hand inside pants and begin rubbing your dick covertly

THE MASTURBATION BEGINS!

I was wondering how long it would take our thread to get to this.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008
>teach me how to dougie

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Putty posted:

>do nothing/pass out

(this is what got me far in life so why not bob)

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

>jump up and shout "just kidding"

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Tane
Feb 27, 2005

>tell the Paramedics to gently caress off because you dont have healthcare

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