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> beckon son to come closer and tell him "the fetus and Atlas Shrugged are in the woodshed out back, you know what to do, son."
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> ask everyone how their day was
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Dec 5, 2013 05:35
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> turn calmly to wife and accuse paramedics of poisoning you
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> attack and destroy paramedics for trying to take you away from your fam
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Dec 5, 2013 06:25
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> leap out of the window, you are loving protected by Satan
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> say "A dead fetus and a copy of Atlas Shrugged are in my luggage. Please give them to me" also your head turns 180 degrees
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>introduce Satan to your wife
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Dec 5, 2013 07:48
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>save, then CAST Enlarge Bob
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we need to get back to the house and initiate adventures w/ the fam > LEAVE HOSPITAL
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Globo-Corp posted:we need to get back to the house and initiate adventures w/ the fam i tried Enlarge Bob and someone else tried Enlarge Satan, nothin happened the dream is over
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> LEAVE HOSPITAL and ATTACK anyone who tries to stop you
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Globo-Corp posted:> LEAVE HOSPITAL and ATTACK anyone who tries to stop you seriously we dont wanna be sedated
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>fuckin LEAVE HOSPITAL
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we need to break out of thid lovely suburban existance > gently caress the wife hard, then visit a tattoo parlor
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> gently caress the wife hard, then find the nearest tattoo parlor
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> confront SON, ask him why he hates you, then kill people around him
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> gently caress the wife thoroughly, then liquidate your assets and buy a yacht its time we busted out of this suburban hellhole
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> pick up some shrooms and do shrooms w wife then go to GWAR e: that'll bring her around
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> find dealer, buy shrooms, eat them with wife, go to GWAR
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Al Borland posted:I get the feeling Susie didn't get what we were alliterating to. I hope to god she did. she's probably just playing with his pony figurines with him
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> sell house and use proceeds to buy this bitchin military gunboat for sale and recruit GWAR to crew it along with wife and byron
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someone at this concert must be holding >find dealer, score acid, drop acid with wife, then request free bird
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Poland Spring posted:Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony
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> acquire acid, drop with wife, embrace and rub your bloody bodies together while laughing maniacally
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almightyerin posted:Inform wife that made you incredibly aroused. Take her to seedy rent by the hour motel. Buy her some crack.
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>put son in car and drive full speed into a gas station pump, exploding in a fireball
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> headbut byron to death, then continue headbutting until self is dead while screaming GWAAARRR and throwing devil horns
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Al Borland posted:>Offer to take Balsac and Wife back home for some drinks, this just die and end it all, christ e: >but shout Allahu Akbar as you walk into the house
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we could have bought the bitchin gunboat and been having family bonding pirate adventures off the horn of africa but no, no look at us > go back to house w wife, lock her and self in byron's room, pour gas on self, say "we must burn like the heathen bobs of old" then light dat torch
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>take wife back to house, lock her and self in byron's room, pour gas on self while saying "we shall burn like the heathen bobs of old" then light dat fuckin torch
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gggiiimmmppp posted:Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there.
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> ask hotel dude if he's holding, use money to score whatever he's got, get wicked ripped up on drugs
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> ask if he's holding. if he is, score drugs and get hosed up
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