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>grab wifes hand, force her to beat you while you call the police and tell them she is beating you, when son comes down the stairs tell him you are beating his mom and you never loved him then let him beat you up until the police arrive, then the police will arrest the kid and the wife and you will finally be FREE
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NecroMonster posted:>grab wifes hand, force her to beat you while you call the police and tell them she is beating you, when son comes down the stairs tell him you are beating his mom and you never loved him then let him beat you up until the police arrive, then the police will arrest the kid and the wife and you will finally be FREE
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>set the house on fire then run away
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:>jump up and shout "just kidding" but kick your wife in the face while you do this
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Dec 5, 2013 04:54
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vomit on your wife and child while speaking in tongues
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Dec 5, 2013 05:11
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continue to speak in tongues and then try and bite one of the dudes holding you with your vomit soaked teeth
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Dec 5, 2013 05:25
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but the green iv stand thing up your butt, then lay in the bed like nothing weird is going on at all
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Dec 5, 2013 06:58
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tell her that the emts anally raped you with this thing after stealing you away from your family then poop with it still in your butt
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Dec 5, 2013 07:27
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actually yeah just do this
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Dec 5, 2013 07:33
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if anyone attempts to take the iv stand from your butthole start screaming in tongues and viciously scratching yourself with your nails, if they stop trying to take it away act like nothing at all has happened
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Dec 5, 2013 07:35
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Fucker posted:>act cluelessly and scared towards all the ruckus, calmly beg the doctors to not do me any harm, if they attempt to touch you or the iv stand start screaming in tongues and tear at your own face with your nails. if they desist stop these actions and act as if nothing out of the ordinary has happaned. also deny the existence of any iv stand in your rear end
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Dec 5, 2013 07:44
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my goal: get bob a nice cushy room in a mental hospital for the rest of his life, drugged out of his mind and well away from his lovely wife and stupid child. I will except actually convincing people that bob is possessed in order to get a priest to attempt an exorcism at which point i will attempt to get bob to scream "the aristocrats!" at the top of his lungs
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Fucker posted:>did what? what are you talking about? are you crazy!?!?
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Al Borland posted:Sob uncontrollably as you begin to speak. "I feel like I'm not in control of myself as if these horrible forces, that I can't see, understand, or even interact with are controlling me. They're making me do these horrible things. I think they're even making me say this and I have no idea what they're going to make me do next!"
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>what glove?
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Al Borland posted:Sob uncontrollably as you begin to speak. "I feel like I'm not in control of myself as if these horrible forces, that I can't see, understand, or even interact with are controlling me. They're making me do these horrible things. I think they're even making me say this and I have no idea what they're going to make me do next!"
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Dec 6, 2013 04:36
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tell wife you forgot something at the plant and then go get in your car and head back to the plant
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Dec 6, 2013 07:03
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go into sons room, silence him with a withering look and then collect his loving ponies, give him another withering look, and then eat those stupid things in front of him, when you finish give him another withering look before exiting the room
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Archer666 posted:>Take her to a GWAR concert
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Grant DaNasty posted:Oh... can Gwar host the swingers party? gwar can and will host a swingers party
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>kill self then silently search home for means to subdue human beings rapidly, non-lethally and hopefully silently. like ether, or a hammer wrapped in a good amount of duct tape
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haha i have far far better ideas than simply abducting people
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Dec 8, 2013 02:44
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Al Borland posted:Just topped you didn't I? no you guessed it, only i was gunna stick "the boy" at the end of the chain and feed the person at the "head" chopped up pony toy bits while screaming "you are what you eat" at bob's "son"
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Ixtlilton posted:> Tell wife "I was saving our son. He is cured of his affliction now. Let us have Balsac accompany us back to the motel.", then drive with them to a motel.
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just sit back and see where balsac takes us
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mr.capps posted:>switch characters and be Byron instead. Escape from the burning house and swear revenge on your father.
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AngryCaterpillar posted:but i want to see the consequences of being a murderer we will be the consequences of attempted murder well be those consequences all over bob
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Dec 9, 2013 07:04
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use chair to bash hole in wall leading to bathroom, better have a loving chair somewhere in there if weve got a desk who has a desk and no chair
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Dec 9, 2013 07:06
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also its probably against code to have a full sized room with no windows did grover make this house
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Fartmaster posted:>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.
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Dec 9, 2013 21:47
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scream "friendship is power" and hit with with your loving axe while you attempt to block his attacks with your shield
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Dec 10, 2013 07:14
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Dec 10, 2013 07:52
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i am going to try and keep bob alive with bob and try and kill bob with byron see how long we can keep this up before atma goes loving crazy
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mr.capps posted:>Tell Bob you want a divorce.
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im imagining balsacs huge jaws gently bobbing open and closed as he chants and i cannot stop smiling
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>switch to bob call wife a whore
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>switch to byron, enter room 1, tell your dad that you are no longer his friend then leave
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>say "friendship is power" then ask balsac the jaws of death to be your friend
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Glory of Arioch posted:>Let Balsac get close, then scream the name of your favorite pony as you jam your plastick ponyshank into Balsac's ballsack changing my vote to this
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