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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Tell your son "good, yes good. Let the hate flow through you!" then poo poo your pants.

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
poo poo pants

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Jett posted:

>get up, sit on the couch, and start watching tv as if nothing happened

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Justin Tyme posted:

>ask everyone how their day was and act like nothing happened

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Move to Alabama and start a hotdog stand.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Nnep posted:

invite everyone home to watch restaurant stakeout the killer new show on food network you heard about from a co worker

Is that the one with the guy with the Joisey accent who spies on his employees 24/7? I watch that sometimes.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Rip the latex gloves off the nurse's hands and eat them

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Scratch my last suggestion.

Rip latex glove from nurse's hand, inflate it with your mouth, then wear it on your head for the rest of the game.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Tell wife you're taking her out to where you first met, then take her to the nearest store, buy a pair of rubber gloves, inflate it with your mouth, and wear it on your head for the rest of the game.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Archer666 posted:

>Take her to a GWAR concert

This but also wear an inflated rubber glove on your head.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

ArtIsResistance posted:

Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Start a fight with that Charlie Brown-looking motherfucker on the right.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Shout at GWAR to play Free Bird

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Poland Spring posted:

Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Tell Balsac and wife that there's a fire at your house, Byron's trapped inside and you need their help. Take them there in your car and:

Globo-Corp posted:

>drive full speed into a gas station pump, exploding in a fireball

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Call the fire department and send them to a house furthest away from your own so your brony son doesn't get rescued.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Legally change name to "GWAR SUCKS"

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Acid Haze posted:

>Tell Ballsac what you've done.

Confess your sins

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Call shotgun

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Ask Balsac if he's heard of the adventures of satan and beelz

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Masturbate

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
poo poo pants

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

This is what this entire thread has been heading towards

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Tell the firefighters you want to man the water hose then spray Susie's t-shirt with it

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Learn martial arts from youtube videos, borrow katana from online brony friend, then start vigilante career as BronyMan

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Retail Slave posted:

>Start bawling, loudly lamenting the loss of your precious ponies.

I don't think we can have sex anymore, the ponysuit is fused to Byron now.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Find architect of house and beat the poo poo out of him

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I just want us to switch back and forth between Byron and Bob, constantly fighting each other in a never-ending battle.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Philosopher King posted:

Anyone have a link to the satan one of these? I can't seem to find it anymore. And any other in this style of thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3581840

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Rip in peace Moe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsAk-f-p6qc

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Take a poo poo and aim your poop so that it ruins Balsac's pentagram. Or maybe we'll end up summoning a poop monster

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Switch to Bob's long lost brother he didn't know he had

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

mr.capps posted:

>switch back to Bryon, bar room 1 door, set motel on fire

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
wish for your pony toys back

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I think whatever we wish for we should make sure to keep Bob alive, so this doesn't end.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

I didn't want to say anything but I am really glad you've been this consistent

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
masturbate with satan

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
watch Space Jam with Satan

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Challenge Satan to fiddling contest in Georgia.

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Go to hell with satan and take a giant dump on Hitler

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