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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > hey, it's bob
 
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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Dauntasa posted:

switch back to bob, bar office door, set motel on fire
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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
>hail satan

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Changing my vote

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Dec 12, 2013

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Changing my vote

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Dec 12, 2013

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Fucker posted:

>Switch back to wife
>Start speaking to bob in menacing voice
>"hello bob... its us again... your wife has some nice tits, oooooh yeah her tits are great. *dramatic pause* there is nothing you can do about us. we have a holy mission to carry out and its beyond your puny human comprehension. we will awaken."
>Switch back to the kid
>Speak in same menacing voice
>"can you feel it? *audibly shivers* hes calling me. its coming."
>Silently wish for Satan and Beelz to enter the room and bring hell with them.
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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Dely Apple posted:

>Hail Satan
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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Poland Spring posted:

>Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death and Horse-Sexualization

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Phearson posted:

>Take Satan by the hand. Turn to your parents and say "Friendship is magical," then walk out of the room and leave them to their fate.
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Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Gay Hitler posted:

goldmine
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