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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

almightyerin posted:

Tell your wife you're taking her home then take her to another GWAR concert

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Smash window with t-shirt covered hand. Then open the window and dive through it head first.

If your bedroom doesn't have a window you deserve to die loser.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Log on to reddit and post a thread called "I am a victim of filicide AMA" and see how many upvotes you can get.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Install linux.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ask to use his phone and then play Aqualung on the number pad.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The clerk is dead so you'll have to move fast. Quickly pick up the telephone and play Aqualung on the key pad.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Ask Balsac if you can have one last phone call before you die. When he gives you the phone, play Aqualung on the key pad.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Use your new power to travel to the Hell dimension. There, search for the machine of the apocalypse, that which drives the end of all. Seize the controls and play Aqualung on the keypad.

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May 9, 2006

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Bye Bob.

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May 9, 2006

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NecroMonster posted:

wouldn't it be great if my post was the last post in the thread he thinks to himself

that would be soo cool

Hey Bob!

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