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almightyerin posted:Tell your wife you're taking her home then take her to another GWAR concert
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 05:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:54 |
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Smash window with t-shirt covered hand. Then open the window and dive through it head first. If your bedroom doesn't have a window you deserve to die loser.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 07:49 |
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Log on to reddit and post a thread called "I am a victim of filicide AMA" and see how many upvotes you can get.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 08:10 |
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Install linux.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 15:34 |
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Fartmaster posted:>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 22:00 |
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Ask to use his phone and then play Aqualung on the number pad.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 07:46 |
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The clerk is dead so you'll have to move fast. Quickly pick up the telephone and play Aqualung on the key pad.
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 16:04 |
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Ask Balsac if you can have one last phone call before you die. When he gives you the phone, play Aqualung on the key pad.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 06:28 |
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Use your new power to travel to the Hell dimension. There, search for the machine of the apocalypse, that which drives the end of all. Seize the controls and play Aqualung on the keypad.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2013 00:55 |
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Bye Bob.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2013 08:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:54 |
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NecroMonster posted:wouldn't it be great if my post was the last post in the thread he thinks to himself Hey Bob!
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