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[B'Elanna Torres walks into the Janeway's ready room]: Captain, I need some adv- [She pulls up short. The room is thick with cigar smoke, and Janeway is giving Naomi Wildman a tattoo] Janeway: Stop fuckin' squirming you little poo poo. Yeah, whaddya need B'Elanna? [Naomi Wildman looks up at the Captain and blows the smoke from her stogie directly in her face] Naomi: DIG THAT GUN IN HARDER I WANT THAT INK ON THE FUCKIN' BONE! [B'elanna backs out slowly]
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Here we are years later talking about these shows, obviously they were "good" it's just that they could have all been like SO MUCH BETTER And I love me some boob women but maybe don't have a stripper pole on the brig 24/7 and let Jeri Ryan put some pants on. And Vulcan lady on Enterprise could have had like a personality and been mean and catty or openly, racist against humans, or like ANYTHING there's so much plot potential. They might as well have carried around a real doll.
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Piedmon Sama posted:They way they dropped him off the show at the end of Season 2 was literally a last minute rewrite because the producers got squeamish about, oh gosh, having a killer trying to redeem himself? That might actually get interesting or something. That was when I gave up. It ties in Voyager's pattern of throwing good sources of tension such as having the Maquis crew join up without reservations and being blindly loyal to Janeway until the end.
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naem posted:Here we are years later talking about these shows, obviously they were "good" it's just that they could have all been like SO MUCH BETTER The show was great when I was 11 years old. But now that I'm an adult and have been exposed to good media, rewatching voyager you realize it's poo poo. Not dated like some of TNG, but just poo poo.
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etalian posted:It ties in Voyager's pattern of throwing good sources of tension such as having the Maquis crew join up without reservations and being blindly loyal to Janeway until the end. there was at least one episode where the maquis wanted to mutiny but chakotay shot them down
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Just dropping in to let you all know that Voyager was a good show (or it slowly became one) and DS9 was actually a sucky show. Looked like a lot of you weren't tracking that, so I figured you could use some help. Star Trek is supposed to be episodic, not some serial where "oh know I missed an episode so now I have no idea what is going on." Voyager also had Q, who is super cool because he's a giant goon with unlimited power. All he was missing was a fedora.
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TNG > ENT > TOS > VOY > ANIMATED SERIES > DS9
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Durgat posted:TNG > ENT > TOS > VOY > ANIMATED SERIES > DS9 animated star trek kicks the poo poo out of voyager and enterprise, sorry 
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Silver Alicorn posted:there was at least one episode where the maquis wanted to mutiny but chakotay shot them down That is one of Chakotay's most awesome moments easily. "You're sick of Federation rules?" *turns around, suckerpunch to the jaw!* "Alright, there's some Maquis rules." He had potential to be a good character but it got flushed down the toilet at the end of season 2. I can see why Bob Beltran basically stopped giving a poo poo. Durgat posted:TNG > ENT > TOS > VOY > ANIMATED SERIES > DS9 Holy lolly get a load of how wrong you are
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Durgat posted:TNG > ENT > TOS > VOY > ANIMATED SERIES > DS9 B+ trolling. A little on the nose but still too juicy for most people to deny feeding you.
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The anime was really generic and boring, but it was better than watching DS9. I skip most of DS9 whenever I try to watch it.
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Roke. posted:heh, didn't seven get pissed off when the doctor was in her body and he ate a bunch of cheesecake and masturbated or something if anyone in here ever gets quantum leaped into my body, you have permission to eat my cheesecake and masturbate for the duration of the possession, I won't mind
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TBH when Enterprise got canceled most people had stopped watching trek altogether a few days after ds9 ended and weren't about to start again after not being able to make it through a single voyager episode without flipping the channel to something, anything else by that time it was p. much a mercy killing, enterprise had some serious particle board in it's cast and brannaga tiptoed around a lot of the old poo poo that was supposed to be happening (romulan war) and shoehorned in poo poo that wasn't supposed to be around until way later (the borg and ferengi episodes) it was a shameful waste of potential, and being better than voyager is not much of an achievement given that the space opera genre as a whole pretty much started to leave star trek in the dust around halfway through babylon 5 most people agreed that the franchise needed a rest for a decade or two but oops here comes trekbabies with it's bathos and lensflares
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Durgat posted:TNG > ENT > TOS > VOY > ANIMATED SERIES > DS9 lol
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Piedmon Sama posted:That is one of Chakotay's most awesome moments easily. "You're sick of Federation rules?" *turns around, suckerpunch to the jaw!* "Alright, there's some Maquis rules." My favorite Chakotay moment is when Neelix is having a crisis after being literally resurrected by Seven. So Chakotay offers to help him on a vision quest to understand what's going on, except when Neelix does it it's just a horrible nightmare where his family members tell him he's terrible and his life is meaningless.
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Never forget: the Producers thought Neelix would be the break-out character fans would love. Neelix
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mind the walrus posted:Never forget: the Producers thought Neelix would be the break-out character fans would love. Jar jar beelix
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I'm surprised they didn't put boobs on him
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Mondian posted:My favorite Chakotay moment is when Neelix is having a crisis after being literally resurrected by Seven. So Chakotay offers to help him on a vision quest to understand what's going on, except when Neelix does it it's just a horrible nightmare where his family members tell him he's terrible and his life is meaningless. sounds bout right
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neelix look like a space child molester
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Lamebot posted:neelix look like a space child molester "looks" kes was a few years old remember
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She was like 25 in dog years
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Guys, don't forget that some of your favorite Voyager characters like Tuvok, Harry Kim, Icheb, and Dr. Lewis Zimmerman will all be appearing in the fan film / pilot Star Trek: Renegades. Their on a mission to save the Federation because the planet Reuel VII has been blockaded by somekind of force and it's also the main source of Dilithium for the entire Federation. That's right, one planet is the lynch pin of the Federation and without it Faster Than Light Travel would grind to a halt. Now Section 31 has assembled a force of renegade badasses to go and save Reuel VII from Shadoer fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Dec 13, 2013 |
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Lamebot posted:neelix look like a space child molester Wait, does he look like someone who molests space children, or like a child molester in outer space?
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Wait, does he look like someone who molests space children, or like a child molester in outer space? I'd say both
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Neurolimal posted:animated star trek kicks the poo poo out of voyager and enterprise, sorry agreed 
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I saw the first couple of seasons of voyager I think and thats the only star trek Ive seen. The only episode that sticks out in my mind was the one where Janeway and someone else land on a planet, turn into lizards, gently caress, have lizard kids and then get turned back somehow.
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Brasseye posted:I saw the first couple of seasons of voyager I think and thats the only star trek Ive seen. The only episode that sticks out in my mind was the one where Janeway and someone else land on a planet, turn into lizards, gently caress, have lizard kids and then get turned back somehow. Congrats! You remember Threshold, the finest TV that Voyager, nay, all of Trek has to offer. None of the other episodes come close to this.
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Piedmon Sama posted:Harry Kim you fuckin renegade He's got a cameo in Rock Jocks, a movie in which Robert Picardo discusses the various uses of the word "motherfucker" with Jason Mewes.
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I was curious to see how much Chakotay hated star trek. turns out it's a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyF-ik2Cteg
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posty posted:I was curious to see how much Chakotay hated star trek. turns out it's a lot. lol
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YESSS next on my list is where the Doctor freaks out because he saved Harry instead of the sexy bitch and his memory was erased seriously i dont know if im hosed up for liking this show but god drat i remember sitting down every week with my mom to watch e: does anyone remember the episode "Tsunkatse" where The Rock actually gives the People's Eyebrow before the opening credits?
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Wasn't there an episode where they have Tuvok time travel to be Kirks man servant?
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I'm watching The Island and Neelix just showed up!
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there was a behind the scenes featurette in the dvd following Ethan Phillips for a typical day of filming and it has him showing up at like 4 in the morning to have his makeup applied. He's funny as hell during the whole thing, and by the time they get his forehead prosthesis applied, he is saying to the camera that he has been sitting there having his makeup applied for 26 hours and he's got 10 more to go before he can start shooting.
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NoneSuch posted:I'm watching The Island and Neelix just showed up! Neelix is also a random security guard who gets mind-controlled into killing himself in The Shadow. That dude pops up everywhere if you look for him.
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remember when Hoshi Sato and T'Pol got quarantined in sick bay in their underwear and had to rub lotion all over each other I masturbated while watching that scene
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