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"In such condition there is no place for industry, because the fruit thereof is uncertain, and consequently, not culture of the earth, no navigation, nor the use of commodities that may be imported by sea, no commodious building, no instruments of moving and removing such things as require much force, no knowledge of the face of the earth, no account of time, no arts, no letters, no society, and which is worst of all, continual fear and danger of violent death, and the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." - Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan After Shawn Michaels had his mettle tested by the macabre, malevolent, malicious Mankind at Heartbroken, the slate is clear of opponents for the moment. But a champion's work is never done, as when one opponent is gone, more will rise to take aim at the ever present target around his waist. Every year, an assortment of competitors take the stage to try to show that they are the best around, that they deserve this shot, that they are the true... Our Contestants: Chris Jericho has been there, done that, bought the t-shirt. This international superstar has made waves in America, Japan, Mexico, and his native Canada, dazzling fans with his high-flying offence. He's had a hot start in the World Wrestling Federation, showing just why he's the wrong man to mess with. Jesse James has just come out of Jeff Jarrett's shadow, and intends to show the World Wrestling Federation that the South can rise again. Yoshihiro Tajiri is a mysterious character, coming from the booming industry of puroresu, where he has won acclaim for his mysterious offence. Perhaps one unlucky superstar will run afoul of his dreaded Poison Mist. Kaz Hayashi is a lovable rookie looking to make waves. Jeff Hardy, high-flying hick from North Carolina, has struggled and strived with his brother Matt to get to the WWF, and he doesn't intend to waste this opportunity. Buh Buh Ray and his brother D-Von make up the Dastardly Dudley Brothers, bent on bringing the extreme and unstable nature of their ECW home to the WWF Steve Austin and Hunter Hearst Helmsley, the Two Man Power Trip, intend to show WWF where the power lies. If it's down to the two of them, they've made it clear they yield for no man, even each other! Marty Jannetty, the WWF Champion's former tag partner, may well be nursing a grudge, not only against HBK, but against Austin and HHH, who treated him and his current tag parner, the 123 Kid, like dirt in recent weeks. He's Bart Gunn, of the tag champs the Smokin' Gunns. Rocky Maivia is a child of privelege, the WWF's first ever third generation superstar. Edge is straight off the boat from WCW, and aims to show that WWF is where the real big boys play. Owen Hart is a man still living in the shadow of his brother. After Bret Hart left in the wake of Wrestlemania 12, Owen has retreated into bitterness, joining with the scheming Jim Cornette and swearing to outdo his brother in every respect. He not only promises to win the King Of The Ring tournament for a second time, but defeat the man his brother could not, Shawn Michaels, for the WWF title. Barry Horowitz doesn't stand a chance. Sparkplug Bob Holly hasn't had a lot of luck in the WWF in his career, but he intends to change that by winning the King Of The Ring tournament. D'Lo Brown wants to show them all who the real deal is. I Before E fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Dec 18, 2013 |
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ooooooooh, I just heard a secret regarding the Monday Night shows
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 00:10 |
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Captain Foo posted:WCW seems more compelling overall, but I'm marking hard for Goldust right now. That Goldust promo was legit one of the highest rated segments of the night. The man deserves a statuette.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 01:18 |
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Xerzes posted:Ahahahhahahahahahahhaha I KNOW RIGHT? WWF is busy building the stars of tomorrow, while WCW is rehashing the flops of yesteryear. I mean seriously, Paul loving Orndorff.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 02:02 |
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Sanguinia posted:Yeah, nothing says Stars of Tomorrow like Ultimate Warrior squashing Tajiri in a post-show Dark Match and a high school rules match. Goldust, Owen, Jericho, those will be the names echoing through the arenas of tommorow. Hogan, Savage, Orndorff, those will be the names echoing through the hospice wards of tomorrow.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 08:11 |
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Q7kid posted:No need to be so dismissive of the Titan crew--I, for one, was on the edge of my seat for Charlie Haas vs. Barry Horowitz. I admit, Charlie Haas may not be the most charismatic young man right now, but his brand of technical prowess is the future of professional wrestling!
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 17:35 |
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Well, shoot, if I'd known Superstars was running tonight, I wouldn't have gone to the movies. As is, I'm stuck til 1 AM.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2013 03:56 |
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Skunkrocker posted:I miss the old days where we posted Meltzer things about the behind the scenes stuff and show synopsi from "fans". If we did, could any backstage news really beat Linda McMahon's Playstation Invitational, won by none other than Linda McMahon.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2013 00:25 |
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Holy poo poo. On behalf of WWF, I commend you.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2013 11:43 |
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Raw report by TerryFunkadelic1978@hotmail.com posted:Just got back from another Raw taping. I Before E fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Dec 31, 2013 |
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THIS SUNDAY, CATCH ALL THE LATEST WWF ACTION AT KING OF THE RING! -In our main event, Shawn Michaels defends the WWF title against Jim Cornette's British Bulldog! -The final 3 matches in the King Of The Ring tournament are held! Who will wear the crown? The newly heroic Edge? The rollicking Stone Cold Steve Austin? The magnificent Chris Jericho? Or the bitter, unpredictable Owen Hart? -The Ultimate Warrior faces off against the mad, macabre, monstrous Mankind! -The Deadman, Undertaker, faces the Phantom Of The Matinee, Goldust, as Goldust has pledged to exact karmic retribution by stealing Undertaker's urn! -Tom Pritchard and Chris Candido, the former Bodydonnas, explode, as Candido challenges for Pritchard's Intercontinental belt! Weeks of bitterness and strife have all led up to this! -The Smoking Gunns face the Dudley Boys in terrific tag team action for the straps! -The behemoths themselves, Yokozuna and Big Van Vader, face off! CALL YOUR CABLE PROVIDER NOW! Also, someone else do the poster next time, please. I'm no good at this. I Before E fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Dec 31, 2013 |
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Skunkrocker posted:What the gently caress? You guys have VK Wallstreet, we're responding in kind. It's the Monday Night Wars. (Also, we get a bonus for it)
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 06:24 |
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USENET USER bluntman420RVD@hotmail.com posted:LIVE PPV REPORT FROM WWF KING OF THE RING
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 01:37 |
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Golden Bee posted:Congrats on WWF for their King of the Ring! I got confused when Bluntman420 said I guess the weed can tend to muddle your sentences.
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 02:58 |
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Sanguinia posted:Look you dumb mark, Wrestling Enthusiast Kevin Nash isn't here to amuse you, he's gainfully employed as a Physical Intervention Specialist by Four Horsemen LLC under CEO Arn Anderson, Future WCW World Heavyweight Champion. He'll post when he feels like it. All that time he saves by skipping leg day could be put to use dishing dirt!
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2014 08:19 |
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Sanguinia posted:His Nintendo 64 isn't going to play itself. There's like 120 stars in Mario! I was going to snark about star ratings but then I checked and to be honest, he's got a decent amount of 3 3/4 star+ matches. For Kevin Nash, I mean.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2014 08:44 |
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Usenet user MasatoTatanka@hotmail.com posted:Just got back from the Superstars taping. Usenet user connecticutyankeeinkinglawlerscourt@wesleyan.edu posted:So I just went to the first Hartford Wrestling Alliance show, and I'm not sure I want to come back. I Before E fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Jan 6, 2014 |
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Usenet user silverscreensensation@hotmail.com posted:Just got back from Raw. I Before E fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jan 7, 2014 |
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Usenet user hartthrob1981@prodigy.net posted:Just got back from the Superstars taping. I Before E fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Jan 9, 2014 |
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Golden Bee posted:Goldertaker, which I was originally skeptical on, is paying dividends! Oh it's paying out. You could say it's a tentpole storyline. You could say it has franchise potential! You could even call it a blockbuster!
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2014 20:25 |
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Evil Badman posted:Superstars or "The Passion of the 1-2-3 Kid." He wouldn't agree to take a 3D onto the barrier or an End Of The Trail off a ladder into thumbtacks, so he got off light. But if we can't give him to you dead, we drat sure can give him to you buried. I Before E fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jan 9, 2014 |
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NutritiousSnack posted:Is DDP still fighting everyone? Maybe he and Hogan could team up and start a backstage fight club.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2014 23:28 |
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Abrasive Obelisk posted:If I can vote:
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2014 04:24 |
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Abrasive Obelisk posted:NJPW Rocky I'm sorry what? Rocky's in NJPW?
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2014 04:48 |
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Usenet User BigAnimeFanHere@prodigy.net posted:Hey WWF fans, just got back from Raw. We had 5 dark matches as usual, Jerry Lawler beat 123 Kid in a quickie, TMPT beat Dave and Scott Taylor when HHH pinned Scott Taylor in a fun match, the Headshrinkers beat Brooklyn Brawler and Matt Hardy in what had to be the worst match of the night, probably because Samu and Phatu have different alignments and gimmicks entirely. Then the Dudleyz beat Tall And Jewish in a short match that was only slightly better than the previous match, and Hakushi beat 123 Kid in a short squash. I Before E fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jan 13, 2014 |
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Q7kid posted:Well, there's a visual. Facepaint on his facepaint, winter coat over his bodysuit. That's a lot of layers.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2014 03:51 |
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Swagger Dagger posted:My favorite part of this whole thing is how over Goldust is. I'm surprised too.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2014 03:59 |
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Skunkrocker posted:Yeah, but they're still I could have sworn you had a transparent version of that somewhere in the last thread.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2014 05:46 |
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Golden Bee posted:The main event had HBK, Jericho, and Piper beat Mankind, Taker, and Jericho. My mistake, it was Mankind, Taker, and Goldust.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2014 14:06 |
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Nystral posted:Is Yoko's weight a real concern within TEW or just something made up as flavor? He gets tired if he does too much in a match, and I think it hurts the rating.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2014 18:11 |
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IcePhoenix posted:Just out of curiosity, from a game perspective how much damage are they doing to him? the function that measures popularity seems to only go by months, so we wouldn't be able to give any week by week measurements of any popularity loss.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2014 23:01 |
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Man, why aren't you squashing 1-2-3 Kid on tv, WWF? Bury him in public! He finished his feud with Skunkrocker, we really don't need to use him on TV any more than we are.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2014 06:29 |
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Skunkrocker posted:Wait, he finished the feud with me? Yeah, right. gently caress Sean Waltman. What a dick. I hate his stupid greasy hair. Who does he think he is? Kirk Hammett? I hope he fails in his future endeavors. Yeah, he blinded and maybe killed 123 Kid by spraying him with the Skunk Spray for a massive dosage, don't you even watch/read Superstars
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 04:16 |
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Captain Foo posted:Doink going Juggalo is amazing. You ain't seen nothing yet.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 04:18 |
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Usenet user Jerichoholic@hotmail.net posted:Not a lot of time, so I'll just run down the Raw results, if you're alright with that. I Before E fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Jan 17, 2014 |
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BoredDG posted:Wow, it really is RAW is Jericho And 1996 will never EEEEEEEEEVER be the same...
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 07:43 |
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Agayn.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2014 07:43 |
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Skunkrocker posted:Woah woah woah wait... Vampiro? Oh, that's right, the Observer hasn't really been revealing hiring decisions lately. Ah well.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2014 00:47 |
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Skunkrocker posted:sk, what the gently caress? You failed us on the dirt sheet scoops! Yes, and how awful that such scoops as King Kong Bundy, Men's Teioh, Vampiro, and a couple mysterious ninjas from up north were left until we revealed them.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2014 00:55 |