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ALL-PRO SEXMAN
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


Assuming it doesn't burn down of its own accord tonight.





This is the part where we're all supposed to get weepy over Candlestick. Well we shouldn't. It's a concrete shithole with parking courtesy of Satan himself. Still, lots of fond memories. And earthquakes.

Mike Tanier posted:

Falcons at 49ers

8:30 p.m. Monday, ESPN
Line: 49ers by 12


The 49ers' signature play is the 17-play drive. Think of it like a coral reef: Just as billions of tiny organisms behave as one macro-organism through a variety of symbiotic aquatic relationships, a series of three-yard Frank Gore runs and six-yard Colin Kaepernick passes in the fourth quarter coalesce into one 87-yard mega-play that spans 10-and-a-half minutes. When Bruce Miller got injured, he sank to the bottom of the depth chart so the other 49ers fullbacks and H-backs could attach themselves to his calcifying remains and thrive off the expended nutrients.

The 49ers executed a 17-play, 87-yard, extended-jam mega-play to take a 10-point lead against the Buccaneers, who were knocked so senseless that they then fumbled a kickoff end-around. The 49er's mega-play conquered the Seahawks two weeks ago and drove the Cardinals out of a game earlier in the year. Shockingly, the 49ers average just 5.34 plays per offensive drive, 28th in the league, which means that they conserve energy for their mega-drives by executing some drives which last only one-fourth of a play.

The Falcons defense is a threat to the 49ers' mega-drive, not because it can stop the 49ers, but because any team that executes 17-plays against the Falcons in San Francisco is likely to end up in Napa.

Prediction: 49ers 32, Falcons 20

Something something The Catch.

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012


Go San Francisco Gores

Quest For Glory II
Dec 17, 2003



I can't think of a lamer game to end one of the lamest seasons of MNF with

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

No, Mr. Rice, I expect you to PLEASE WORK OUT


Go Niners. Bye stick sad I never got to see a game there but happy I get a nice new stadium to welcome my arrival.

mick foley forever
Dec 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


Quest For Glory II posted:

I can't think of a lamer game to end one of the lamest seasons of MNF with

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.

My first live game was at Candle Stick. Burn it down.


Edit: I also ran into my first robbery road block a few blocks from there burn that neighborhood to the ground.

ChuckHead fucked around with this message at Dec 24, 2013 around 00:23

mick foley forever
Dec 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


ChuckHead posted:

My first live game was at Candle Stick. Burn it down.

Mine was at Veterans Stadium, please check your privilege.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Still not worse than the Kingdome.


Go Falcons, root for chaos.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011

Real American


HE FUMBLED

This was why TO became popular. 49ers shouldn't be happy about this. Burn Candlestick to the ground.

Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

I may be a terrible shit poster, but my team still won the Superbowl!

Fuck you go Hawks!

Benne posted:

Still not worse than the Kingdome.


Go Falcons, root for chaos.

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS


The Stick is a dirt shithole, I hope the Falcons win and it's torn down haunted by the ghost of failure. I hope its last memory is a bad one.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Copy That:
--MILK CRATES-- INBOUND!


It'll never happen but for the love of all that is (uh)holy GO FALCONS

Benne posted:

Still not worse than the Kingdome.


Go Falcons, root for chaos.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011



Hey VVG when you're rushing to make the N/V thread after the game make sure you name it "Chris Conte made me hate white people"

u da best

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

No, Mr. Rice, I expect you to PLEASE WORK OUT


Steve and Jerry having a catch :3

mick foley forever
Dec 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


I want the Cardinals to come in Out of loving Nowhere, go Falcons.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Hail To The King

happy festivus y'all

to continue the airing of grievances, that venue ended the beatles touring career, those fiends

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011

Real American


What's the worst stadium in the NFL? I say Metrodome or the Oakland Coliseum

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

this is an empty country
and i am the king
and i should not be allowed
to touch anything


awwwww yeah bitches are yall ready for some motherfuckin Matty Ice poppin off everywhere leaving the fate of the cardinals squarely in the hands of God's One True Quarterback Carson Palmer????

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Copy That:
--MILK CRATES-- INBOUND!


Top Hats Monthly posted:

What's the worst stadium in the NFL? I say ...the Oakland Coliseum

That place is literally a poo poo hole. No really. Just ask the baseball teams that had to use it last year after sewage pipes broke in their locker rooms.


And having been there as a regular ol' ticket-buyer yeah, that place is loving awful.

mick foley forever
Dec 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

awwwww yeah bitches are yall ready for some motherfuckin Matty Ice poppin off everywhere leaving the fate of the cardinals squarely in the hands of God's One True Quarterback Carson Palmer????

I am.

DemeaninDemon
Jul 27, 2007


Benne posted:

Still not worse than the Kingdome.


Go Falcons, root for chaos.

If the Stick had a ceiling, it'd have tiles fall from the sky too.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Hail To The King

Top Hats Monthly posted:

What's the worst stadium in the NFL? I say Metrodome or the Oakland Coliseum

why is it so hard to build new football stadiums in california

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011

Real American


Gruden's Gay Grinders

nothingsgonnastopmenow.com I haven't posted this in months.

Sweeney Tom
Aug 9, 2012

The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

For once, I want Atlanta to be the ones that burn something down. Go Falcons, go power outage

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

No, Mr. Rice, I expect you to PLEASE WORK OUT


This is the best pre-game show ever.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011

Real American


"Somethings dripping on you"

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

THAT'S our O-line?


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-sportball-show

Looks like this dude has a HD stream going, better than any of the others I've seen.

Go dirtybirds. Sorry niners, I'd normally root for you, but I gotta keep the dream alive!

mick foley forever
Dec 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


If you have a subscription to Comcast, Verizon, or any other major cable provider (and I'm assuming you live in the states) you can watch it in HD on http://espn.go.com/watchespn/index (should you not know this already).

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

No, Mr. Rice, I expect you to PLEASE WORK OUT


Ramadu posted:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-sportball-show

Looks like this dude has a HD stream going, better than any of the others I've seen.

Go dirtybirds. Sorry niners, I'd normally root for you, but I gotta keep the dream alive!

why not root for the saints to lose so 3 from the west can go in. We'll give you next week. gently caress the saints.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

THAT'S our O-line?


KidDynamite posted:

why not root for the saints to lose so 3 from the west can go in. We'll give you next week. gently caress the saints.

I'll do that too!!! I just want to get in!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009
I HAVE A CREEPY OBSESSION WITH WOMEN'S SHOES.

BUT I DON'T HAVE A FOOT FETISH.

BECAUSE THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS.

TOTALLY.


Apparently Jerry Rice would change his jersey at halftime if it got dirty.

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS


Is it possible for all four teams in a division to make it to playoffs?

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005

A GOD, A MESSIAH, AN ARCHANGEL, A KING, A PRINCE, AND AN ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE.

ChuckHead posted:

My first live game was at Candle Stick. Burn it down.


Edit: I also ran into my first robbery road block a few blocks from there burn that neighborhood to the ground.

Wait do you just mean like a mugging? Or did people block a road with debris and then rob people who got stuck? Because if it's the latter that's pretty

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005

A GOD, A MESSIAH, AN ARCHANGEL, A KING, A PRINCE, AND AN ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE.

Vhak lord of hate posted:

Is it possible for all four teams in a division to make it to playoffs?

Well there are only two wild cards per conference. So no.

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS


Ogmius815 posted:

Well there are only two wild cards per conference. So no.

oh, right. Yeah duh

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005

A GOD, A MESSIAH, AN ARCHANGEL, A KING, A PRINCE, AND AN ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE.

Does the outcome of this game matter at all?

OGS-Remix
Sep 4, 2007

Totally surviving on my own. On LAND!

Vhak lord of hate posted:

Is it possible for all four teams in a division to make it to playoffs?

No, the most you can have is 3. Division Leader and both wildcard spots.

Last year my friend who is a big Atlanta Falcons fan invited me over to watch the NFC Championship game. I told him I didn't want to go watch because he'd just get mad. I was right.

Go Niners, boo Candlestick.

^^^^^^^

Edit: Yes, there are implications for tonight. Seeding and playoff spot is on the line for the Niners.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009


Ogmius815 posted:

Does the outcome of this game matter at all?

For the niners to have a shot at a first round bye, yeah.

Mughe
Mar 16, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.


Boo Niners, Go Candlestick.

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Chichevache
Feb 16, 2010

I may be a terrible shit poster, but my team still won the Superbowl!

Fuck you go Hawks!

Boomer just said that Aldon Smith is the one who makes Justin Smith look good.


What the gently caress.

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