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Doflamingo
Sep 20, 2006
Three Damn Years

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...killed/4180329/


Stepfather kills Colo. teen mistaken for burglar

quote:

A Colorado teenager apparently sneaking back into her home before dawn Monday was shot and killed when her stepfather mistook her for a burglar.

Colorado Springs police said the unidentified 14-year-old girl was shot just before 6 a.m. as she entered her home in the 4000 block of Ascendant Drive, on the city's northeast side. Officers rushed her to a local hospital, where she died.

Police do not plan to release the identities of the victim or her stepfather, said spokesman Larry Herbert.

The initial 911 call was for a burglary in progress, he said. He did not say how many times the girl was shot or identify the type of weapon used.

Officers found the girl in the basement with a chest wound, KOAA-TV reported, adding police scanner suggests she had climbed through a cellar window.

A neighbor told KRDO-TV she was startled by "three bangs," which she thought was "someone hitting on a car or a garage door or something like that."

Police and the district attorney are investigating. No charges have been filed.


Americans are dumb and have an itchy trigger finger. Agree? y/n

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myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011


ahaaha americans are too loving retarded to own guns

Extensive Vamping
Dec 21, 2002

JUST ABOUT EVERY SONG EVER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wXnOmXdQvI

embed this in every page of TFR mods, tia

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

At least she won't be sneaking out again

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infant...ogy%29#By_males

TheHistoryChannel
Feb 12, 2008



Chin up folks, this is just the cost of freedom. Truly we are living in a golden age.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

i like goobbues


Merry Christmas!

Doflamingo
Sep 20, 2006
Three Damn Years

Mega64 posted:

Merry Christmas!

Sure beats getting an Xbone amirite

The Walking Dad
Dec 31, 2012


Moloch is alive and well in the U.S.A.

Stalins Moustache
Dec 30, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~

this wouldnt have happened if she had a gun

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009


Stalins Moustache posted:

this wouldnt have happened if she had a gun

Sanguine
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark


Stalins Moustache posted:

this wouldnt have happened if she had a gun

Exclamation Marx
Feb 18, 2012

A country of inveterate, backwoods, thick-headed, egotistic philistines.



what a country

Nice Reddit Account
Nov 27, 2013


I like how they refuse to release the dad's name.

Man drives under the influence of Robitussin: mugshot, name, address printed in all local papers.

Man shoots daughter in face: must protect this American citizen

Node
May 20, 2001



myshl0ng posted:

ahaaha americans are too loving retarded to own guns

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals


bet he waited years to get a chance to shoot a burglar and just got so excited its finally happening

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Accidents happen, and sometimes they're horrible.

Hell, something similar happened to me only instead of a stepdaughter it was my wife, and instead of sneaking into the house she made the mashed potatoes too lumpy.

Nice Reddit Account
Nov 27, 2013


ahahahah they aren't even pressing charges hahahahahahah

Didn't the pyrotechnics guy from the White Snake concert get ~7 years in prison?

ahahahahahahahahahha

Hey guys, don't like your stepkids? Shoot them in the loving face, problem solved. Pro-tip: take out million dollar life insurance 2 months prior!

ahahahahahahahahahha

but hey, a brown is DEFINITELY not going to gently caress with this guy, that's for sure!

The Walking Dad
Dec 31, 2012


Nuclear Fetus posted:

bet he waited years to get a chance to shoot a burglar and just got so excited its finally happening

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012


REALLY BAD POSTER

Please stop posting.
Love,
everyone

Darwinian selection in action. This guy shot his daughter = no grand-kids for you.
She was carrying his idiot gene too.
Humanity has been improved.

friends watch porn
May 7, 2007



lol gun control

Yolocaust Denier
Oct 23, 2013

by Pipski


Looks like she was on the naughty list and the dad did it on the orders of Santa. Its a harsh system but we have to agree its fair.

The Flour Moth
May 22, 2001

WHAT HATH PONIES WROUGHT

James Pants posted:

ahahahah they aren't even pressing charges hahahahahahah



Stepfather identified as white

Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


its weird but all the cool americans i know happen to think the usa is a gigantic shithole?

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004



Doflamingo posted:

Americans are dumb and have an itchy trigger finger. Agree? y/n

myshl0ng posted:

ahaaha americans are too loving retarded to own guns

Please remember that this is an AMERICAN forum and it's only by the graciousness of we kind Americans that you eurotrash scum are even allowed to post here. Kindly show us the respect we are entitled or face the consequences, thank you.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010



zimboe posted:

Darwinian selection in action. This guy shot his daughter = no grand-kids for you.
She was carrying his idiot gene too.
Humanity has been improved.

Step daughter

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008



im glad of the death

Armani
Jun 21, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams


Please tell me he is getting his guns taken away they let that fat gently caress Zimmerman keep his

Also we can't talk about gun control because it's always too soon, forever

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



from my cold dead hands

Creepy Goat
Sep 19, 2010



if you give people people open access to easy women they are more likely to become an infidel

if you give people open access to infinite burgers they are more likely to become fat

if you give people open access to lethal weapons they are more likely to shoot their annoying step-daughter through the loving heart in her own home

ban re-marriage

spacetimecontinuu
Dec 31, 2004


Stalins Moustache posted:

this wouldnt have happened if she had a gun

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003



Funkz posted:

lol gun control

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Gun owners just can't loving wait for an excuse to shoot someone. Take a moment to make sure you're not shooting a loved one, goddamn.

Doflamingo
Sep 20, 2006
Three Damn Years

with great power comes great responsibility to shoot your annoying relatives

friends watch porn
May 7, 2007



seriously, normal citizens should not be allowed to carry guns

you yanks are waaaay too trigger happy imo

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Nuclear Fetus posted:

bet he waited years to get a chance to shoot a burglar and just got so excited its finally happening

Laughing Man
Feb 11, 2008
I thought what I’d do was pretend I was one of those deaf mutes, or something...

Armani posted:

Please tell me he is getting his guns taken away they let that fat gently caress Zimmerman keep his

Also we can't talk about gun control because it's always too soon, forever

Dude needed to improve his gun control, you're right. No trigger discipline.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



literally could not wait the few seconds it would take to yell "who's there" or "stop"

friends watch porn
May 7, 2007



Torka posted:

literally could not wait the few seconds it would take to yell "who's there" or "stop"

doesn't matter, got to shoot a gun LOL

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skull guy
Nov 22, 2007

by T. Finninho


Torka posted:

literally could not wait the few seconds it would take to yell "who's there" or "stop I have a gun"

yeah that's a great idea, make yourself a target so the burglar can get of a sick headshot right to your frontal lobe

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