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Kippling
Jun 24, 2005

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so?
A real treasure

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Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Tena Twister posted:



way ahead of ya

This is by far the most impressive thing about this thread

Edit: I'm actually more curious as to why OP has all these outdated video players than anything to do with the porn.

Mister Fister fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Dec 26, 2013

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

You must watch and document all of these tapes.

Go forth, become an archeologist of BETAMAX porn.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Mister Fister posted:

This is by far the most impressive thing about this thread

Edit: I'm actually more curious as to why OP has all these outdated video players than anything to do with the porn.

To watch porn in every format obv

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

Mister Fister posted:

I'm actually more curious as to why OP has all these outdated video players than anything to do with the porn.

just a weird fixation. I was an AV geek in high school and outmoded tech always held a strange allure for me.

Wildlife Analysis posted:

To watch porn in every format obv

also yeah duh.
although I dunno if there's any CED smut out there.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tena Twister posted:



i gotta go to bed, but here's the layer of tapes that was underneath.

talk amongst yourselves and I'll pop some if these in when I get back from my new year's vacation.

Riiight. Goon gets a box load of porn and he 'has to go on vacation'.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Tena Twister posted:



way ahead of ya

fuckin awesome

Mister Fister posted:

Edit: I'm actually more curious as to why OP has all these outdated video players than anything to do with the porn.

old technology owns, haters vacate

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
CEV (Selectavision) is one of the neatest but as far as durability and reliability I've heard it's pretty much garbage.

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

yeah CED quality is basically sub-VHS

but since it's needle-in-a-groove tech, it can skip like a record, to an amusing/hilarious effect

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
please post pics of the spot the antique guy got off on. I would like to know

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
as big fan of 80's boobs and muff pls digitalize all of these tia

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Holy mother of god thread delivers! 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

2DCAT posted:

It is if it smells so bad that the meeting needs to stop for 15 minutes and moved to a different room while the potus excuses himself and comes in with different pants

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

ASSASSINS! posted:

as big fan of 80's boobs and muff pls digitalize all of these tia
please op

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Agrajag posted:

Holy mother of god thread delivers! 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555

don't get all premature on us

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

ASSASSINS! posted:

as big fan of 80's boobs and muff pls digitalize all of these tia

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

ASSASSINS! posted:

as big fan of 80's boobs and muff pls digitalize all of these tia

I absolute agree, you must preserve the good work of these smut peddlers. I also have a thing for 80's style sluts and bitches. They make me harder than loving adamantium.

Agrajag fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Dec 26, 2013

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
This is like woods porn for the video age. fuggin' 5'd

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

ASSASSINS! posted:

as big fan of 80's boobs and muff pls digitalize all of these tia

I'd love to see the letter I get from my ISP when I get in trouble for uploading torrents of 4.5hr home-recorded betamax wank tapes

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
worth it imho

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Yodzilla posted:

worth it imho

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009

Yodzilla posted:

worth it imho

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Deutsch Nozzle posted:

interested in the vhs tape labeled "Frankenpenis"

it's alive!!!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Tena Twister posted:

I'd love to see the letter I get from my ISP when I get in trouble for uploading torrents of 4.5hr home-recorded betamax wank tapes

you need an isp that doesn't give a poo poo like mine does

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

ASSASSINS! posted:

as big fan of 80's boobs and muff pls digitalize all of these tia

i'm sure all of these are already easily available on the net.

except the mysterious smurf one.

dark_3y3
Sep 24, 2002

"Identity Crisis" Murderer.
Phantom of the Cabaret intrigues me.

Evil_Urna
Aug 16, 2004
:nws: http://www.tnaflix.com/group-sex/Kia-Tabitha-Stevens-and-others-Frankenpenis/video112017 :nws:

Full video. Just John Bobbits mangled dong

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
Apr 27, 2010


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



:gonk:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

old porn is cool. especially porn shot on film. the sheer cost/effort required for peddling smut back in the day was commendable

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

I am interested in Sex Appraisals. I want that as a job.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I like how she just casually pulls a pube out of her teeth after sucking on the chode. Not even a break in the smooth jazz

Evil_Urna
Aug 16, 2004

Machai posted:

I am interested in Sex Appraisals. I want that as a job.

:nws: http://xhamster.com/movies/2179356/peter_north_and_amp_madison_sex_appraisals.html :nws:

Not as thrilling as one would expect. I was expecting him to help her price out an old ceder chest from her late grandmother. Instead he just cums on her face.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

plaguedoctor posted:

I meant like a "particularly 80s version of forest porn because forest porn has existed since time immemorial, or at least since photography." But that's kind of a mouthful.

Also, I can confirm that forest porn existed at least until 1995.

Is it bad that I kinda want to "Pay it forward" and go get a paper bag full of the worst smut I can find and leave it in the woods for future generations of kids? I mean it's only recently that I found out forest porn wasn't some isolated incident that happened to me and my friends.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
one of these days we'll get the porno version of Antiques Roadshow we all deserve

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!

Rhymenoserous posted:

Is it bad that I kinda want to "Pay it forward" and go get a paper bag full of the worst smut I can find and leave it in the woods for future generations of kids? I mean it's only recently that I found out forest porn wasn't some isolated incident that happened to me and my friends.

No, it means you've finally learned the true meaning of christmas

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I am trying to think of the worst thing that could ever be made into porn. And I think it could be a Paula deen style thing

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I am trying to think of the worst thing that could ever be made into porn. And I think it could be a Paula deen style thing

Probably already been done, along with the phrase "Put some buttah on that sausage" right before the anal scene.

walking
Nov 27, 2013

ASSASSINS! posted:

as big fan of 80's boobs and muff pls digitalize all of these tia

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

fuckin' nice

my parents used to have this huge, really high-end VCR with excellent video quality and they sent it to recycling.

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

and we're back



the Smurfs tape is actually Smurfs.



the 'Calvin C. Camp' tape is some kinda lecture thing for Black History Month at UConn..? with occasional songs. guess this is an actual home movie that ended up in this dude's really-nicely-catalogued smut box..

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Stop bitching about and digitise this treasure trove.

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