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Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
this is highly educational.

betamax...more like alphamin http://typ.ytmnd.com/

id like to think fat dog productions is affiliated with big dog clothing.

Electric Charity fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Sep 27, 2014

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Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

Rusty Staub posted:



the titles are the only thing i can really show from this one.
/what the hell do i recognize that font from??

Took me a minute to realize it, but I'm pretty sure it's the same font used for the credits of Salute Your Shorts, though I could swear other nick shows used it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktc-k-q9hvI

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I like to think KinkyVision involves some wacky mad scientist type inventing goggles that give you kiknyvision.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
obvs some babe finds them thru happenstance and it picks up from there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
naw, that's another porno

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

logical phalluses posted:

op is god tier poster

seriously this is hysterical, thank you OP, 5'd again and I'd 6 if I could

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

Ultraklystron posted:

Took me a minute to realize it, but I'm pretty sure it's the same font used for the credits of Salute Your Shorts, though I could swear other nick shows used it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktc-k-q9hvI

thanks! that feels about right.
& I'm sure countless other things have used it

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

If I had to guess, I'd say it's a default Video Toaster font.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
this is the best thread, thanks op

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'm oddly aroused by 80s hair.

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

I spent a chunk of today ripping muddy, warbly betamax porno music:




Here's the link: https://mega.co.nz/#!gFUkkITT!gKnAiU1tjIy5hDW0UicwyDS0ZkBHcE_SJiHwlmjnHws

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

loving incredible.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Rusty Staub posted:

I spent a chunk of today ripping muddy, warbly betamax porno music:




Here's the link: https://mega.co.nz/#!gFUkkITT!gKnAiU1tjIy5hDW0UicwyDS0ZkBHcE_SJiHwlmjnHws

:vince:

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Why does he have the times on there? Why? Why...:negative:

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Anals of History sounds like it would have elaborate period costuming. Like a Merchant-Ivory porn.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Propaganda Hour posted:

Why does he have the times on there? Why? Why...:negative:

So he'd know where to find them on a six hour (or so) tape.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Rusty Staub posted:

I spent a chunk of today ripping muddy, warbly betamax porno music:




Here's the link: https://mega.co.nz/#!gFUkkITT!gKnAiU1tjIy5hDW0UicwyDS0ZkBHcE_SJiHwlmjnHws

Oh my god

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

mods change my name to Little Big Dong

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
Haha I remember burning 569Kb mb porn clips from the eaaaaaaaaaaaaarly internet on a 2x cd burner in the 90's. probably close to the time this dude recorded that 96 porn. wow

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?

Rusty Staub posted:

I spent a chunk of today ripping muddy, warbly betamax porno music:




Here's the link: https://mega.co.nz/#!gFUkkITT!gKnAiU1tjIy5hDW0UicwyDS0ZkBHcE_SJiHwlmjnHws

prime offender opening is the loving best

Digital Prophet
Apr 16, 2006

"..and then came the black crow, herald of doom, who foretold the coming of death."



:iamafag::respek::razz:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I picked up a Panasonic LX-600 (WITH the rare to have remote!) for 10 bucks off craigslist.
It's awesome.

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
Erotic Newcummers uses the same sounds I had on my first ever keyboard, a Yamaha PSR-85. The warbliness and tinniness of the piano isn't all from the tape, it was just a really stupid-sounding piano.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

The Time Dissolver posted:

Erotic Newcummers uses the same sounds I had on my first ever keyboard, a Yamaha PSR-85. The warbliness and tinniness of the piano isn't all from the tape, it was just a really stupid-sounding piano.

So, like the keyboard that Strongbad had?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

its so beautiful

logical phalluses posted:

op is god tier poster

whitey delenda est posted:

God bless you Betamax porn screenshot man.

Seriously, funniest thing I've seen all week.

old dog child posted:

You are a great man. Thanks for doing all this work!

The Grimace posted:

thread delivers nine months later, like a pregnancy after a betamax pornshoot

All of these.

There's just something special about '90s women and '90s smut. Maybe it's the fact that this is what "SEXY" was during my formative childhood years, and that's just stuck with me since I was forbidden to see any of it back then. All I know is, I love '90s babes, I love '90s porn, and I cannot rest until I have video of every last example of both in existence. From hardcore loving to video clips of hot stripper women from old Jenny Jones Show episodes.

Except for period stuff. For some reason past/future period costumes don't really do it for me.


EDIT:

Ultraklystron posted:

Took me a minute to realize it, but I'm pretty sure it's the same font used for the credits of Salute Your Shorts, though I could swear other nick shows used it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktc-k-q9hvI

Is it Bazooka font?

Cuz yeah Nickelodeon did used to use Bazooka font a whole lot in the '90s.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Sep 30, 2014

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Rusty Staub posted:

I spent a chunk of today ripping muddy, warbly betamax porno music:




Here's the link: https://mega.co.nz/#!gFUkkITT!gKnAiU1tjIy5hDW0UicwyDS0ZkBHcE_SJiHwlmjnHws

Time to torture my roommates with inappropriate porno music on cue.

Gonna be great.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Dude do a find-replace or something on all these images and replace ".jpg" with "l.jpg" so you don't have like 300 3000x3000 images destroying people's browsers, I can't make it through page 6 without crashing

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

The Grimace posted:

thread delivers nine months later, like a pregnancy after a betamax pornshoot

a betamax pregnancy is just 5 months.

this is why VHS won.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Christmas Miracle posted:

mods change my name to Little Big Dong

mods if you're gonna do this change me to Anals of History thanks

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

Criminal Minded posted:

Dude do a find-replace or something on all these images and replace ".jpg" with "l.jpg" so you don't have like 300 3000x3000 images destroying people's browsers, I can't make it through page 6 without crashing

done.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Rusty Staub, would you like to nerd out over laser disc hardware?

Is the Panasonic LX-600 pretty good quality for the time? It looks pretty decent.

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

Johnny Aztec posted:

Rusty Staub, would you like to nerd out over laser disc hardware?

you have no idea how long I've been waiting for someone to ask me this

Johnny Aztec posted:

Is the Panasonic LX-600 pretty good quality for the time? It looks pretty decent.

I can't speak from experience, but it seems pretty solid? Has the auto-reverse function at least, which is pretty pimpin'.
I enjoy my CLD-V2600, it works super reliably for being the first cheap second-hand player I happened to come across.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

tyvm

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I also have a Pioneer CLD-M403. I got it from a guy who said it has lived a while in an outside storage shed. So, it's a bit dirty inside from the dust and such. I was going to clean it up and resell it, but never got around to it.


Edit: Hey, it's your thread. ;P I'd love to hear technical details on these systems. Nerd it up!

you irl
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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i highly recommend listening to ms. magnificent opening and ending

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

you irl posted:

i highly recommend listening to ms. magnificent opening and ending

A.K.A. "Superwoman," which totally makes sense with that music

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Rusty Staub posted:

A.K.A. "Superwoman," which totally makes sense with that music

i cannot imagine getting off to anything set to this music

my wildest date ending is amazing i can imagine the smug post-coitus face of the guy speaking

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

The Time Dissolver posted:

Erotic Newcummers uses the same sounds I had on my first ever keyboard, a Yamaha PSR-85. The warbliness and tinniness of the piano isn't all from the tape, it was just a really stupid-sounding piano.

a friend pointed out that Razor Woman totally sounds like a John Carpenter score (namely the opening music from Big Trouble in Little China)

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Holy poo poo, I just discovered this thread. It's simply amazing. What does it say about me that I find the a/v nerd talk just as fascinating as the porn talk?

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