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Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
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Game Settings:
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Name Team Sprint, Let\'s Do This
Finish Round 20
Max Players 16
Action Timer 18
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
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Special Mode
Team Game: Total Spaces

Grinnblade fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Feb 15, 2014

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Grinnblade
Sep 24, 2007
I have no idea how I managed to gently caress up crossing out my post so badly I doubleposted.

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Success! Your game has been created! Use the game link to join the game yourself, then send a copy of the link to whoever you'd like to join.

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Game Settings:
Game Mode Classic
Name In Soviet Russia, BGO Plays YOU!
Finish 150
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
Disarmed for 0 rounds
Wildcard: Shops every 10 rounds.

FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Feb 15, 2014

Ezzer
Aug 5, 2011

i'm a little teacup short and stout

here is my handle

here is my

spout :gizz:

Ezzer fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Feb 16, 2014

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
eh, later I guess

zakharov fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Feb 16, 2014

Ahhh Real Zombies!
Jul 16, 2007
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Game Settings:
Game Mode Classic
Name it is time
Finish 350
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
Disarmed for 0 rounds
Wildcard: Shops every 10 rounds.

Ahhh Real Zombies! fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Feb 16, 2014

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

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Game Settings:
Game Mode Classic
Name The BGO Is Coming From Inside the House...
Finish 350
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
Disarmed for 0 rounds
Wildcard: Shops every 10 rounds.

FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Feb 16, 2014

Ahhh Real Zombies!
Jul 16, 2007
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Game Settings:
Game Mode Classic
Name a game
Finish 400
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
Disarmed for 0 rounds
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Ahhh Real Zombies! fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Feb 18, 2014

Dong Swanson
Jan 25, 2010
http://s1.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=fSDS&k=p6y

Game Host: plex
Game Mode: Classic
Finish space: 300
Team Mode: No Teams: Free For All
Players: 1/16
Action Timer: 15 seconds
Game Options: Expert Mode activated.
Survival Mode activated.
Instant Classes activated.
Early Reinforcements after 1 round.
Everyone will be disarmed for 1 turn.
Everyone will receive a Wildcard: Shops every 10 rounds.


edit: you're the worst pz

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

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Success! Your game has been created! Use the game link to join the game yourself, then send a copy of the link to whoever you'd like to join.

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Game Settings:
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Name Os and PZ Sittin\' in a Tree
Finish 300
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from ALL CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
Disarmed for 0 rounds
Wildcard: Shops every 10 rounds.

FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Feb 19, 2014

Kristopher
Jun 28, 2006

FoxTerrier posted:

Success! Your game has been created! Use the game link to join the game yourself, then send a copy of the link to whoever you'd like to join.

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Game Settings:
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Name Os and PZ Sittin\' in a Tree
Finish 300
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from ALL CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
Disarmed for 0 rounds
Wildcard: Shops every 10 rounds.

Guys. This game, right here? Its gonna be fly as hell. Get in.

Blackajack
Aug 5, 2012

Ottakringer Helles


e: y'all suck

Blackajack fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Feb 20, 2014

Kristopher
Jun 28, 2006
^^^^^

Yeah, what Spretz said!

Kristopher fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Feb 20, 2014

Ahhh Real Zombies!
Jul 16, 2007
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Name this game is better then all the other games
Finish 250
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
Disarmed for 0 rounds
Wildcard: Shops every 10 rounds.

Ahhh Real Zombies! fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Feb 21, 2014

Ahhh Real Zombies!
Jul 16, 2007
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Game Settings:
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Name this is how you died
Finish 300
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
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Ahhh Real Zombies! fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Feb 21, 2014

Ahhh Real Zombies!
Jul 16, 2007
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Game Settings:
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Name this is how you died part 2 so now you\'re a zombie
Finish 500
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
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Ahhh Real Zombies! fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Feb 21, 2014

Ahhh Real Zombies!
Jul 16, 2007
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Game Settings:
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Name Game #502
Finish 340
Max Players 16
Action Timer 30
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
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Early Reinforcements after round 1
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Ahhh Real Zombies! fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Feb 22, 2014

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

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Finish 150
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
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FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Feb 22, 2014

Dong Swanson
Jan 25, 2010
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Game Settings:
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Name Knock Knock
Finish 225
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from ALL CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
Disarmed for 1 rounds
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edit: "Gooooooons are the woooooooooooorst"

Dong Swanson fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Feb 23, 2014

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

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Finish 300
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Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
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Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
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FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Feb 23, 2014

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

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Name The BGO Is Coming From Inside the Building
Finish 150
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
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Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
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FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Feb 24, 2014

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
The T-Rex ate my Chrome and it finally gave up the ghost. Please kick me. Hell of a game.

Kristopher
Jun 28, 2006

FoxTerrier posted:

Success! Your game has been created! Use the game link to join the game yourself, then send a copy of the link to whoever you'd like to join.

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Game Settings:
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Name The BGO Is Coming From Inside the Building
Finish 150
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
Disarmed for 0 rounds
Wildcard: Shops every 10 rounds.


Oh, only 150 spaces? Well, this will be a nice, short little game.







3 Hours later, we're still not done. Curse you, Ezzer!

Edit: in the end, it was a 3 and a half hour, 150 space game. 3 people's browsers crashed along the way, we had two T-rexes eating people randomly throughout the game, the predator showed up at one point, and the end was the closest I've ever seen this game get, with four people jockeying for position, right on top of the finish line. I even managed to cross it at one point, but was pulled back before I could end my turn. Also, the game ended with about 100 more spaces than it started with. BGO is the best game.

Kristopher fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Feb 24, 2014

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~
I fixed firefox so now I should be able to play if I catch a game. Apparently it was one of those bullshit stealth malware add-ons so I had to wipe firefox clean and restore everything manually.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Congrats to Fox for winning that disaster of a game. I hope Mr. Fox gets to eat at some point.

Blackajack
Aug 5, 2012

Ottakringer Helles


My only regret is that I wasn't able to see my killboard because crashing. My T-Rexes did fantastic jobs.

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Os requested I write up a summary of The World's Longest BGO Game.

So, without further ado:

The game was 150 spaces to make it a quick mini-game. Requests to length the game were, in retrospect, hilariously denied.

Instead of a mini game, we got a 150 space game that managed to go on for three hours and thirty-three minutes, aka 1 minute and 42 seconds per space, aka WTF. It took 92 rounds to complete. Somewhere around round 40, I believe the game leader was on something like space 33.

The problem, it appears, is that I refused to restart for Ezzer after we began on the basis 'it would only take a few minutes to finish the game.'

Clearly this is when he cursed us.

Amazingly Stupid poo poo that Made that Happen:

-Two T-Rexs going on a killing rampage
-One Predator going on a killing rampage
-Scales of Justice appearing at every drat magic shop
-Mass death by improbability device
-So. Many. Pigs.
-Ezzer = Voodoo Man

Amazingly Stupid poo poo that Somehow Did Not Happen:

-No second classes
-No spells giving speed ever appearing like ever
-Soggy had a pyramid gem and NEVER got the option to pyramid. Somehow.

Eventually our torture finally ended when PZ, Spretz, and Jakes' internets died one after another, allowing the curse to weaken enough for myself to cross the finish line. I brought this monstrosity into the world, it was fitting I took it out of it.



And oh yes. It should also be noted that attempts to rig the game and support another player to the finish FAILED. Somehow.

Lesson?

Ezzer is a secret wizard. Don't piss him off unless you want to play the Ishtar of BGOs.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
You forgot "at one point, five curses of relativity were in play at once." Great summary, sorry I couldn't be around for the finish.

SoggyGravy
Jul 14, 2008

MAXIMUM
OVERGOON
Best and worst BGO game ever.

I had that frigging gem from somewhere around round NINETEEN...NINETEEN OF NINETY SOMETHING!! I hit crossroads at least 4 times and never, NEVER once did it give me the pyramid option.

Right next to my gem was the chuck norris item and in hindsight I think he was just daring me to loving try to use that gem and I simply never had the guts...

Well played Mr. Fox, you truly took us for a fantastic wild ride.

Side-edit: If I ever have to listen to a god drat Yu-Gi-Oh rap again I will stick knives into my own ears until the brain-thingy stops.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
edit: you guys are a bunch of lamers

zakharov fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Feb 25, 2014

philoiz
Nov 4, 2010

The dye is cast.
Steam group invite?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/philoiz

Ezzer
Aug 5, 2011

It's no secret, considering I put it in my title :v:

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

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Success! Your game has been created! Use the game link to join the game yourself, then send a copy of the link to whoever you'd like to join.

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Game Settings:
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Name 149 Spaces to Avoid \'The Curse\'
Finish 149
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
Disarmed for 0 rounds
Wildcard: Shops every 10 rounds.

FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Feb 26, 2014

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

FoxTerrier posted:

Success! Your game has been created! Use the game link to join the game yourself, then send a copy of the link to whoever you'd like to join.

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Game Settings:
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Name 149 Spaces to Avoid \'The Curse\'
Finish 149
Max Players 16
Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
Visibility private
Extra Options:
Players can choose from 3 RANDOM CLASSES when the Pick A Class event occurs.
Instant Classes ON
Early Reinforcements after round 1
Survival ON
Expert Mode ON
Disarmed for 0 rounds
Wildcard: Shops every 10 rounds.

I am trying to join this and getting "an unknown error."

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

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zakharov posted:

I am trying to join this and getting "an unknown error."

Os and Cyn are in OK.

Try again?

http://s1.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=fWKW&k=w9P

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:


Start without me, friends.

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

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zakharov posted:



Start without me, friends.

It's super slow. We're just hanging out, waiting for more peeps. Plenty of time to restart your comp!

Ahhh Real Zombies!
Jul 16, 2007
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Name a game is a game is a Jake is lame
Finish 250
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Ahhh Real Zombies! fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Feb 26, 2014

Ahhh Real Zombies!
Jul 16, 2007
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Action Timer 15
Starting Rupees 25
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Ahhh Real Zombies! fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Feb 26, 2014

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Ravenicus
Jun 30, 2013
Game Settings:
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Action Timer 30
Starting Rupees 12
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Extra Options:
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Ravenicus fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Feb 26, 2014

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