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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Drimble Wedge posted:

Is Imgur being a pig for anyone else? What's a good alternate site?
It wasn't working for me yesterday, which is why today you get two.

F Minus





Mary Worth





Interesting picture in your head of your own son, Iris.

Rex Morgan MD



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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Wee Pals


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia


Zachary Nixon Johnson


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Tough questioning, right. We all know what the score is, Inspector Danger's just sick of this poo poo and looking for someone to blame. The guy only confessed to save his legs.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

The answer posted:


The pin on Cassandra's dress in the photo is on the opposite side. The reversal suggests Cassandra snapped the photo of herself in a mirror.

Slylock Fox

Nothing drives people into a grocery store like a prominently advertised sale on bananas.

Moose and Molly

I'm sure the neighbors will love a cake covered with dust, bugs, dirty socks and monsters.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Gilchrist is getting into the Junji Ito edits too.
Momma


Francis shits on the floor, pass it on.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fingerpori

- Hey would you like to try what a real hairy hunk feels like
- Another debt collection letter


Or a dunning letter, apparently. I learned a new word today.

A dun is colloquially known as a karhu which is also the word for a bear.

Fok_It


Had to take some creative license with this one. I considered "pulling lamb's leg" but there's a limit to how bad even bad puns can be.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

I think this works better if you assume the guy in the green shirt is Gavin, and the duck is staring at him due to it's regret in naming him.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy


But Diet Smith was on Earth when he committed the crime!

drat it, Tracy! Your fear of paperwork is out of hand!

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Pickles


Classic Prince Valiant

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Huh. "Wedge and charge" (well, "flying wedge") is a real thing. I'm really interested in military tactics. I just have to find some time to read up on them.

Jane's World



It's after dark you guys, you're gonna get caught.

Non Sequitur



:ughh:

Heavenly Nostrils



Nooo! Think bigger, Phoebe! You need to burn something down at a bare minimum!

Kliban's Cats



That.. there.. is one :smug: catte.

:v:

9 Chickweed Lane 4/17/2003



Yeah, you're lucky too, ya grumpy old bat. You would've been recalled.

Zits



I would've gone with, "Are you having intimate relations? We need to talk about that." :v:

Kevin & Kell



Isn't Coney old enough to do this now, too? Why do I care? I don't know?

Nemi



I swear because I feel an appropriate amount makes a conversation colorful (in proper company of course) rather than sterile. Then there are times when "cussing like a sailor" just makes you feel better. :v:

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!



Winnie the Pooh

Kanga's attempts at infanticide failed.


Pooh's might just succeed.


Now it's Piglet's turn.


The trap is just a cover story for an unmarked grave.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac returns to the status quo.


The Creeps struggles with jealousy.


Candorville is dragging this bullshit out all loving week.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom

There is something beautifully appropriate about the fact that the Phantom didn't even bother to bring this guy in. It's like a maraschino cherry of indifference atop the greater plot's sundae of pointlessness.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Jerry seems to be including a dog in every Ballard strip now. It's nice of him to help with my Dog Comix Continuity.

Pooch Café


And, just like that, Poncho's fragile world comes falling down,

Ballard Street


Thank you, Gil.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

Captain Eastwood?


Get the commemorative Burger King cup!

Calvin And Hobbes




Stone Soup: Still loving terrible.


John Deering's Strange Brew.


Max Garcia's Sunny Street has a joke about that American Easter thing.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Fok_It


Minäkuva, self-image, is literally me-image. Obviously it's easy to turn that into sinäkuva, you-image.

Kid Fenris
Jan 22, 2004

If someone is reading this...
I must have failed.

Darthemed posted:

Bloom County

Captain Eastwood?


Monkey Business was the yacht where presidential hopeful Gary Hart was photographed with model Donna Rice on his knee. He dropped out of the race in the ensuing scandal.

Dr. Dos
Aug 5, 2005

YAAAAAAAY!

Darthemed posted:

Stone Soup: Still loving terrible.


I'm digging this girl's happy smile and upside-down hat tattoo on her face.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

"So much so, that it's compromised the balance of the tree! Everything we own is going to be a crater in mere seconds!"

(extreme skewed panels always make me think that)

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Awwww.. Paige posted a #tbt to her FB timeline:



That's Bud the mechanic. He's her cousin in the strip. I thought it was a pretty neat little sketch.

R Ubbish
Apr 15, 2013

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Kliban's Cats



That.. there.. is one :smug: catte.

That... there... is MY cat. He has jumped into a full bathtub on more than one occasion. I had to put a fence around the hot tub to keep him out. (He's either an idiot or... no, he's just an idiot.)

:catdrugs:

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

Comic Strip Megathread XV: BLOOOOAAARGHHHH sproinngg

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



Apartment 3-G


A recap of this last week, for those who haven't bothered (I don't blame you):
:j: Sorry I yelled at you or whatever.
:v: You don't need to apologi--
:j: WHATEVER, DICK.
:v: Ok, so... I guess let's make small talk about the size of this town?
:j: I'm just glad I had the chance to apologize for my rudeness! I feel better now!
:v: Say, if you want some help with that deer of yours--
:j: OH MY GOD DID I NOT SAY WHATEVER? HOW CAN I MAKE IT MORE CLEAR THAT I DO NOT GIVE A poo poo?

Also he's totally flirting with her and they're going to be boyfriend and girlfriend and her fiance totally just died in a firey crash but she forgot about that because this is A3G.


Pros & Cons



Sally Forth



The Amazing Spider-Man


This is adorable.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Raskolnikov38 posted:

So two people suffocated or starved to death and Tracy's just going to let that slide :stare:

This is his two-way wrist-radio connection.

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!
Inspector Racist's Crime Thing

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Modesty Blaise





So not only did they knock everyone silly with their hands tied behind their back, but they're going cliff diving. Oy!

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


1982 with a rerelease in 1984. Luann started in 1985, so technically....


Man, I don't get the Bizarro/F-Minus comparisons. F-Minus can be, and often is, clever. Bizarro seems to mainly be hacky puns.

DantePhoenix
Feb 28, 2007

I think they teach valuable life lessons and stuff.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Juliet Jones


She's being realistic, at least. :allears:


Phantom Classic



Radio Patrol



Rip Kirby



Big Ben Bolt

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



It's funny cause it's true.

Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Mark Trail


Hungh?

Buz Sawyer


Scram, Sam!

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

Ew, Gil's watching old people porn.

Retail

Why the hell does anyone like this rear end in a top hat again?

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

Gotta say I've never seen that one before.

Dustin

Uh, isn't that Dustin's car? Or Dustin's dad's car? Looks kinda like it.

On the Fastrack

Actually a lot of tech companies won't care if you dress like that.

Safe Havens

You're not throwing enough dead whale carcasses onto the beach. Try that.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Always with the time jumps :argh:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat that I forgot about.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable


Did she just water that plant on a random tabletop? Enjoy all the mold and rot from the leaking water, lady!

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BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
There's a guy that lives up the street from me that is exactly like Clyde for real -- right down to the sideburns. It's weird, yet comforting to see him in Red Meat. :v:

Jane's World



Begin makeout session in 5, 4, 3... :v:

Non Sequitur



Of course, the fact that it could've been an accident scene never crossed your mind.

Do they even do that chalk thing anymore?

Heavenly Nostrils



Still a rerun.

Kliban



When prey fight back. :v:

9 Chickweed Lane 4/18/2003



Brooke rolls out his creepy fascination with Rachmaninoff...

Zits



Leave all the stickers in place, X-acto knife around the edge. Done.

Kevin & Kell



Yep, super effective assassins in the K&K universe.

Welp, no Nemi... Good Friday. If the UK's off, why am I working? I should be out jesusing or whatever. Stupid merkin work ethic. THANKS OBAMA! :v:

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