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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Suspicious Dish posted:

Is this some sort of pun about "cutting ties"? But it's Edward Scissorhands/Mr. Magoo crossover fan art... I'm so confused.

That is Mother Palestine and she is cutting apart the Israeli Apartheid Wall :nyoron:

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Banana Tapestry
Jun 20, 2010

I've been reading the political cartoon thread for a while now, and I'm curious how Ted Rall has never wandered in here. It seems with all the attention we give to his cartoons it would be like a moth to a flame. Not that I would want him posting, he would get a chance to be insufferable all the time.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
Based on his previous attempts to make some quick cash I'd wager he can't spare the cash to register.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Until late last year when it was explained in the old thread, I seriously, genuinely believed that THIS was an edit, because I couldn't conceive that Asay had actually included that,"Open the blood gates!" bit in all seriousness.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
We've all been living in a post-bloodgate society for so long now that it's understandably difficult to conceive of things having been any different.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
New Derf to ring in the New Year. :confuoot:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Manuel Calavera posted:

New Derf to ring in the New Year. :confuoot:



That fire in panel 3 looks very confused.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



CURATOR OF ANIME posted:

Day by Day 2014!

A swear word!

Muir kicks off the new year by putting the wrong date on a cartoon again (how many times has he done that now?)

Also it looks like he's growing his hair longer; I wonder if he has a fedora yet

TheDarkFlame
May 4, 2013

You tell me I didn't build that?

I'll have you know I worked my fingers to the bone to get where I am today.
Chris, humming doesn't work like that in comics, because you have to spend excess space identifying the tune being hummed to make the joke work, which makes it more clunky than it needs to be, and so it doesn't flow properly and feels unnatural. Here, I fixed your joke for you.


Isn't that better?

(This is not particularly elegant or well-done, I admit, but I did it anyway. Sorry.)

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

TheDarkFlame posted:

This is not particularly elegant or well-done

This is a lie. I get enough lies in my comics, thank you. Don't slander your hilarious edit.

Bender
May 12, 2001

Fun Shoe
I don't get his metaphor. Not wearing flannel is an unjust law because the deviant ad guy is homosexual?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
why did he emphasize he was going to wear his shirt? does he usually use flannel shirts for other things

mercuryswitch
Oct 14, 2006

Everythings gonna be ok
Chris Muir needs lithium badly.
I seriously feel like I'm going schizophrenic after reading his cartoons, how do you make so little sense on so many levels?

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

axolotl farmer posted:

Karl Marx Father of Socialism
by Gary McCoy


I love this one, for a few reasons.

- First and foremost, Gary McCoy can't draw for poo poo. But we knew this.
- Hillary wins big? Actually, Obama won more states and more delegates on Super Tuesday. McCoy either whipped up this turd ahead of time or he's an idiot.
- These mensas would later claim Obama was a Marxist. It's almost as if they have no clue what the concept even means!

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Bender posted:

I don't get his metaphor. Not wearing flannel is an unjust law because the deviant ad guy is homosexual?

Actually the comic... kind of... makes sense. He's upset at her because, in the previous strip, she said he couldn't wear flannel because pajama guy looks like a homosexual (according to shitheads). What's impressive is that most of the comic's text is coherent, too. And there's even a sort-of joke!

Unfortunately, the actual statement of the comic ("progressives deny people rights because of deviants") is complete bullshit, otherwise it would actually be a competently made comic.

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
The entire "pajama boy" thing amuses me to no end because it's one of those things where the conservative media bubble has created a meme that makes no sense whatsoever to anyone not in it or more familiar with it than they should be. Muir is (apparently; it's hard to tell through the usual haze of Muirish incoherence) making it sound like liberals (:bahgawd:) tried to ruin flannels, when what really happened is that conservative pundits and conservative Facebook meme creators are trying to make it a stigma solely because of a vague association with Obama that no one in their right mind would give a poo poo about.

Super Saiyan Mr. T
Nov 7, 2009

I pity the FOOOOOOOOL!

The best part of this is how he painstakingly spent what looks like hours on the crosshatching, but hosed up the basic perspective on the hourglass. It looks crooked as hell.

Also happy new thread.


Guilty Spork posted:

The entire "pajama boy" thing amuses me to no end because it's one of those things where the conservative media bubble has created a meme that makes no sense whatsoever to anyone not in it or more familiar with it than they should be. Muir is (apparently; it's hard to tell through the usual haze of Muirish incoherence) making it sound like liberals (:bahgawd:) tried to ruin flannels, when what really happened is that conservative pundits and conservative Facebook meme creators are trying to make it a stigma solely because of a vague association with Obama that no one in their right mind would give a poo poo about.

I think I found the relevant qualifier.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Banana Tapestry posted:

I've been reading the political cartoon thread for a while now, and I'm curious how Ted Rall has never wandered in here. It seems with all the attention we give to his cartoons it would be like a moth to a flame. Not that I would want him posting, he would get a chance to be insufferable all the time.

I think Ted Rall is just barely computer literate.

Ted Rall, 2011 posted:

Just in time for Christmas, it’s–

the Computer Meltdown Problem of Doom!

When things go, they all go at once. Like the economy.

I have two computers: a 2006 MacBookPro laptop and a 2002 G3 tower. Both have been acting quirky for a while. The laptop whirs and buzzes and the tower survived a blue screen of death after three days of rebuilding it. But it’s clear that both are at death’s door. The laptop now no longer allows the single-click option; everything is a double-click. Super annoying. And the tower moves…so…slow…

I seriously don’t know what I’m going to do. I need a new laptop for travel and a new iMac for home to do my work, not to mention finish the two books I owe, but I am ridiculously broke.

Is it me, or is there something strange about having to give the Steve Jobs Estate $7000 (new puters plus software) every few years?

I’m trying to think up some offer that would generate $7000—I’ll illustrate that children’s book you’ve always wanted to get published?—sexual favors?—while I watch my machines fade away.

Anyway, happy Christmas. If your computer still works well enough to read this.

$7000 for a computer? :stare:

YOSPOS bihtc, Ted.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Ted Rall posted:

When things go, they all go at once. Like the economy.

"It's incisive commentary!"

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

mercuryswitch posted:

Chris Muir needs lithium badly.

Wrong element. It's arsenic you want.

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

axolotl farmer posted:

I think Ted Rall is just barely computer literate.


$7000 for a computer? :stare:

YOSPOS bihtc, Ted.

Is he trolling for donations for a new computer? Isn't he a nationally syndicated cartoonist?

Maybe we should take up collections and donate him an OLPC since he's so deserving.

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

axolotl farmer posted:

I think Ted Rall is just barely computer literate.


$7000 for a computer? :stare:

YOSPOS bihtc, Ted.

He also apparently shortens "computers" to "puters", this is really funny to me for some reason

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Jedit posted:

Wrong element. It's arsenic you want.

I vote polonium.

Vanadium
Jan 8, 2005

Is he buying Apple computers to install Windows on them?

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

axolotl farmer posted:

I think Ted Rall is just barely computer literate.


$7000 for a computer? :stare:

YOSPOS bihtc, Ted.

To be absolutely fair that is for a computer, a laptop and 'software'.

Of course its still way too loving much, but at least he isn't talking about blowing 7k on a single Mac somehow.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Tell Rall thinks that AOL being slow is a result of the NSA spying on Ted Rall.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

D.N. Nation posted:

I love this one, for a few reasons.

- First and foremost, Gary McCoy can't draw for poo poo. But we knew this.
- Hillary wins big? Actually, Obama won more states and more delegates on Super Tuesday. McCoy either whipped up this turd ahead of time or he's an idiot.
- These mensas would later claim Obama was a Marxist. It's almost as if they have no clue what the concept even means!

And his grave actually says "workers of all lands unite" :goonsay:

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Tell Rall thinks that AOL being slow is a result of the NSA spying on Ted Rall.

Yeah. He also had an email he claims he didn't read that was marked as having been read. And this was proof that the NSA was reading his emails due to his opposition to the Iraq War (a very uncommon position for people to have).

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007
Because to Ted Rall, the NSA works by brute force cracking someone's gmail password and then manually reading their inbox.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Zore posted:

To be absolutely fair that is for a computer, a laptop and 'software'.

Of course its still way too loving much, but at least he isn't talking about blowing 7k on a single Mac somehow.

To be fair he was also talking about 2 computers. A laptop and an iMac. Still $7k is way too much. In 2011 you could spend half of that and you would have gotten both. Plus he was talking about still using his G3 tower in 2011. The software couldn't have been that advanced. Hell, he could have been using OS9 still.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Guilty Spork posted:

The entire "pajama boy" thing amuses me to no end because it's one of those things where the conservative media bubble has created a meme that makes no sense whatsoever to anyone not in it or more familiar with it than they should be. Muir is (apparently; it's hard to tell through the usual haze of Muirish incoherence) making it sound like liberals (:bahgawd:) tried to ruin flannels, when what really happened is that conservative pundits and conservative Facebook meme creators are trying to make it a stigma solely because of a vague association with Obama that no one in their right mind would give a poo poo about.

There was kind of an amusing thing last week where Taylor Swift posted this pic of herself and her brother in matching Christmas jammies on Instagram:



and one of the guys on the fairly prominent rightwing blog Powerline blathered about how it just had to be the Swift kids making some commentary on Pajama Boy, because everybody has been following the Pajama Boy saga for the past few weeks and must have very strong feelings about the scandalous Pajama Boy:

John Hinderaker posted:

[C]an the red plaid onesies possibly be a coincidence? I see three alternatives: 1) Miss Swift really is the only person in the USA who doesn’t know that plaid onesies, paired with hot chocolate and nerd glasses, have been mercilessly mocked by millions for the past week. Argument for this interpretation: She has written many songs, not one of which contains even a hint as to any political leanings, suggesting she has none. She is immensely rich and does indeed live in a bubble. 2) Miss Swift is slyly joining in the mockery. Argument for this interpretation: How can she not know? Everyone knows. 3) On the contrary, she is subtly sticking up for Obamacare by assuring her legions of fans that plaid onesies are cool after all. Argument for this interpretation: Swift reportedly looked pained and disapproving when hosts Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley mocked Obamacare at the Country Music Awards.

I found out about this from Roy Edroso's blog, where Roy wrote, as he has quite a few times in the past regarding rightbloggers, "Do these guys even know any normal people?" (Roy Edroso writes the weekly Village Voice roundup of rightwing blog idiocy, including that page full of Pajama Boy links and quotes that I linked in this thread last week to help out goons who hadn't realized what a huge superstar Pajama Boy had become in the rightwing blog echo chamber. Perhaps some of you might also remember Roy having been frontman for the Reverb Motherfuckers back in the '80s.)

Meanwhile, the author of that Powerline post about Taylor Swift, John Hinderaker, may be best remembered for two things: (1) In the early days of the Powerline blog, when its contributors went by nicknames, Hinderaker called himself "Hindrocket", leading to a decade-plus of liberal bloggers calling him "Assrocket", and (2) in July 2005, he posted a blog entry that started off: "It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile."

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.
From the comments:

quote:

quote:

I contend Pajama Boy IS America circa 2013. As usual, we conservatives are too stuck in the past to know what's really cool these days.
Those kind of pajamas have, are not, and will not ever be cool in my opinion. I don't care if Ted Nugent, Peyton Manning, and Ted Cruz starts wearing them in public. I ain't.
Because if Ted Cruz is into something, it's definitely the epitome of cool. :cool:

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
My favorite thing about Rogers is the way he draws the GOP guy's face.

Eschers Basement
Sep 13, 2007

by exmarx
Great OP, Rorus.

Here's to another year of people with amazing artistic talent and comedic timing being utter shits about politics!

only a few of them have artistic talent and comedic timing

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

Manuel Calavera posted:

New Derf to ring in the New Year. :confuoot:


Manny I know derf got poo poo on in the last thread for being boring but I gotta say I like him, even if it's only because he's a fellow Cleveland boy. Keep on posting him.

chairface posted:

I vote polonium.
Not patriotic enough. Americium, same great radioactive flavor, now with 33% more :911:!

Is... Is that supposed to be Hillary? Holy poo poo I'm glad I never enountered this snafu guy in tue last thread.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
So why is plaid something that only liberal sissies wear now? I always thought it was a logger thing.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Wanamingo posted:

So why is plaid something that only liberal sissies wear now? I always thought it was a logger thing.

One picture. One goddamn stupid picture.

SuperHappy
Aug 22, 2004

feel the rhythm with your hands
2014 will be pretty interesting



some Ramirez tributes I did about a year ago

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Space Bat
Apr 17, 2009

hold it now hold it now hold it right there
you wouldn't drop, couldn't drop diddy, you wouldn't dare

Jedit posted:

Wrong element. It's arsenic you want.

Lead.

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