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KillerJunglist posted:This is all i can see in this comic: I think you nailed the spirit of it pretty well, yeah.
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Jan 6, 2014 20:38
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Guys what we really need to worry about is the organization of various criminal elements inhabiting the ruined flooded city of New York- now we are establishing a task force of one guy with an eyepatch to fix things in there but it's going to cost approximately one billion dollars to pull off so we're going to have to cut Medicaid again. The price of Freedom. 
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Zemyla posted:EDIT: The robot has a buttcrack. THE ROBOT HAS A BUTTCRACK. BARRY LIVES
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rodbeard posted:Somebody posted a picture in the cosplay thread, and I don't know who it's supposed to be, but in my mind, it is Muiry-Sue: Goddammit I have seen this in no less than 4 separate threads now- The Revengeancing is upon us.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:It's the most American game, really. Fight a senator who's trying to keep the military industrial complex alive. Oh, it's better than that- he's only doing it to get enough money to get elected so he can turn the US into Super-Libertarian-Land.
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generative grammer posted:Quick+dirty Ha ha yes exactly what I was thinkin'. That Marty TwoBulls guy is great and I hope he's still doing stuff- fascinating perspective from a group you... never really hear much about, really.
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 Man that's lazy. I still look forward to the deluge of "lol he is a fat fat man" cartoons if he's remotely involved in the primary in 2 years.
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seiferguy posted:Someone brought up why Ramirez would throw Christie under the bus, but it's pretty per the norm for him to do that to any Republican that dares work with Democrats, case in point: God, I loved this because suddenly Paul Ryan of all people wasn't conservative enough anymore. He worked out another budget deal that basically gave the GOP everything they wanted by changing nothing and avoiding the embarrassment of appearing completely intractable on any and all legislation and they still had a problem with it. Also it's been said before but jesus that is a terrible caricature- he didn't even nail the eyes.
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Jan 10, 2014 18:30
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 Don't think I agree with whatever the cartoon is trying to say but that is one rad skeletonwraith.  For whatever reason, even with all the dumpster-baby-killing-Obamas and Benghazi gravestones, nothing makes me madder than this light bulb thing. It's just... so dumb, my god. poo poo, better not displease the ghost of Edison! Hell, if that bastard was alive today you can bet your sweet rear end that the canny jerk would be trying to profit off of CFLs and would literally hold a press conference where he threw an incandescent light bulb in the garbage on stage.
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Jan 10, 2014 22:29
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e_angst posted:I was gonna point out that he's obviously in a wind-up, then I looked at the orientation of the right foot on the ground. Either he's gonna throw to third base or dislocate his leg throwing to home. At least he nailed the "fat guys play baseball" thing. Maybe not that fat, though.
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I feel like he's got bigger issues than tracing porno.
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Jan 14, 2014 22:09
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bunnyofdoom posted:So, that body pole was the inspiration for that scene in Hannibal then? THE TOWER OF MISERY (and asses)
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Jan 15, 2014 00:32
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Quantum Mechanic posted:Is this... A Good Bok? Seriously, it looks like it is. Maybe... the amount of good edits in this thread on any given day can be correlated to people not having poo poo opinions?
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Jan 15, 2014 03:20
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quiggy stardust posted:Iran doesn't have the delivery capability to strike the US and has explicitly said it would never nuke Israel because doing so would also kill Palestinians. Besides, is the way to prevent Iran from attacking us really to attack them? See your problem is you put more thought into it than imagining a Middle Eastern dude cackling manically while fiddling with some wires coming out of the side of Fat Man.
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Jan 15, 2014 18:41
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I never really even get what they're suggesting with all of the "any day now" cartoons- Invade Iran? Nuke Iran before they nuke us? More economic sanctions? Just be dicks to them for no reason because gently caress 'Em? To answer my own question: there is a person with a "D" next to their name in the White House.
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Jan 17, 2014 19:57
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Just make one list, things DnD can't handle: Disagreement. I think we had a like 3 page derail about backpacks in one thread in here one time.
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Mister Adequate posted:Is my sickness-addled mind deceiving me or is this actually a half-decent Branco? Faithless opinions obviously - he'd have a completely different cartoon if this had all blown up under Bush - but it's using a well-known line in a clever way with a coherent visual metaphor. It's not good, but at least it's more inspired than the moronic crap he usually cranks out. "Giant Eyeball Watching You All" is a bit more high-minded than Branco usually gets. Maybe he's been secretly Skyping with Dees or something.
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Saint Sputnik posted:Speaking of Eric Allie he just posted this (huge) The hell is this even going on about? Or is it just PPDD, Bad Politician?
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Internet Webguy posted:Spin: Wendy Davis is LYING ABOUT HER PAST! I like how they feel like they have to character-assassinate (yes I can use that as a verb) the like only high-visibility liberal politician in Texas of all places. They really need to use underhanded tactics to keep that state under control, it's a verifiable political battleground!
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Chard posted:Man it's one thing to make car-toons your gimmick but if you have to put bumper stickers on everything all the time, then it has become a sickness. Ha ha I didn't even notice that, my eyes just sort of slid off of it because I'm so used to seeing bumper stickers in Payne cartoons.  Hack Hack Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Jan 21, 2014 |
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