Political Cartoons 2014: A bunch of 35-year-old feminist virgin loser weenies

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Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

Internet Webguy posted:

Is this for or against the bombings? It's hard to tell when Uncle Sam is ejaculating bombs.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2014 21:07

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:22

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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By shaming, do he means nuking? Because that might be an climate plan the republicans would support.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 17:21

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Mo_Steel posted:

When you hit women it affects them opposite, c'mon man we've known this since Reagan:

Hit on the left cheek, clutches the right.

To be fair, Nancy should have just said no.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 00:06

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CampingCarl posted:

Just noticed it doesn't actually say Dees on it, but it is from his site.

drat you science. :v:

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 23:40

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

Randler posted:

Actually, you slit the throat and then decapitate the dead body because decapitation is actually not that easy to pull off if you're filming live despite decades of Muslim terrorist groups having experience in publically executing people.

(Yes, yes. Slitting might not be the correct term when using a dagger, but it still works.)

I am now imagining an infomercial where some hapless jihadist is struggling to decapitate his victim with a knife, before being introduced to the new and improved scimitar.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 00:09

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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I see black people...

# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 22:40

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

Dees is just psychotic. He is not trying to fool us with decently drawn cartoons with horrible opinions.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 00:09

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colonel_korn posted:

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God help me, I liked a 7oDN. Now I have to go and abort a fetus to make up for it.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 22:11

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

Tom Guycot posted:

accurate, I feel.

Why is he hiding behind our national cheese? Our pure, aryan cheese?

# ¿ Oct 8, 2014 21:02

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Saint Sputnik posted:

By the way this goes great with this

If only special interests had not forced people to enter the unknown without any intelligence about what awaited them inside. :ohdear:

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 22:17

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Zemyla posted:

I don't get this cartoon. Why is Henry Kissinger black?

All it takes is one drop.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 20:12

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Rorus Raz posted:

Still white unless it's bone marrow.

They're absolute sticklers about the one drop thing.

Someone should inform Fox News about a patient who is turning negro after bone marrow transplant. People need to know!

# ¿ Oct 13, 2014 21:23

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colonel_korn posted:

American Harry Potter is weird.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 21:55

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

On the bright side, everyone was unapologetically racist back then.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2014 22:11

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OldTennisCourt posted:

"Race: Never Turn Off"

What?

Being black is a life style choice.

achillesforever6 posted:

Has this been going on Freep yet? I love how much Pope Francis has been pissing off old conservatives for the past 2 years.

When Pop Francis dies, they are probably going to dig him up, put him on trial while someone operates him as a ventriloquist dummy and have his papacy retroactively declared null.

Rincewinds fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Oct 15, 2014

# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 22:09

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fade5 posted:

For those not versed in the history of the Catholic Church, this actually happened back in the year 897 in an event called the Cadaver Synod.

The Cadaver Synod was crazy awesome, Pope Stephen VI literally dug up the rotting corpse of the previous Pope, Pope Formosus, and put it on trial.

Oh yeah, and then once they found Formosus guilty they cut off three of his blessing fingers, declared all of his acts and ordinations invalid, and reburied his body. Then they decided that wasn't good enough so they dug his corpse up again and threw into the Tiber River with weights tied to it. And supposedly, Formosus' body, after washing up on the banks of the Tiber, started performing miracles.

Once the Catholic Church realized how insane this poo poo was, in December 897 Pope Theodore II convened a synod that annulled the Cadaver Synod, rehabilitated Formosus, and ordered that his body (which had been recovered from the Tiber, with no mention of being a miracle-performing corpse) was to be reburied in Saint Peter's Basilica in pontifical vestments. In 898, Pope John IX also nullified the Cadaver Synod, convening two synods (one in Rome, one in Ravenna) which confirmed the findings of Theodore II's synod, ordered the acta of the Cadaver Synod destroyed, and prohibited any future trial of a dead person.

What I'm trying to say is that the Catholic Church has a metal as gently caress history.

You forgot the part where Pope Stephen VI was choked to death in a prison cell. (If they hadn't minded the blood, he could have become the patron saint of shankings).

# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 22:55

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Shugojin posted:

Yeah. If ebola is the horse, who knows what fiendish horrors are within!*

*it's black people. It's always black people.

That's racist. It's obviously filled with muslims.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 23:49

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Fulchrum posted:

I would probably found this more amusing if it had not been a steaming pile of poo poo infront of it.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 17:36

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

loquacius posted:

Can someone remind me what it is Obama himself is meant to have done that is so blatantly responsible for the spread of ebola that it justifies renaming him "President Ebola" and threatening to kill him if a fictional character contracts a disease? 'Cause so far all I've got is that (a) he is President at a point in time when another continent is suffering a major outbreak of an infectious disease, and (b) GOVERNMENT. Like, even the most reading of events must eventually account for the fact that Obama is not actually a CDC staffer and that ebola has so far completely failed to sweep across America.

e: I know, I know, Muir's answer is that Obama is intentionally trying to destroy America because he secretly hates it or something and he hasn't already done this after six years because *fart*

# ¿ Oct 20, 2014 16:54

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

colonel_korn posted:

LIB

Is this an old cartoon about black people being forced to pay poll tax as a means to disfranchise them?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2014 20:26

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beepsandboops posted:

New Bors

Took me a few seconds to realize that the drill in the first panel was not some horrific dildo.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 16:15

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

colonel_korn posted:

USA can't compete with economic growth of commies because of the commie in the white house!

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 18:06

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Dimebags Brain posted:

These would be really funny if I didn't know that the people who made them also unironcally believe them and say poo poo like

God loving damnit, it's like those loving Eurabia nutcases, history will vindicate them!

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 18:29

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Any day now. Aaaaaaaany day.

Edit: ^^^^^^^^ Beaten like a redheaded stepchild.

Glenn acknowledges that the fear of ISIS and ebola is overrated. AGC.

But why use a ox and a bear, even though Glenn have reserved strawman for Obama, he could still have used the cowardly lion and the tin man.

Rincewinds fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Oct 22, 2014

# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 00:03

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colonel_korn posted:

Bok's Obama has been getting worse and worse over time. Seriously just look at that thing.

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Obama is just thinking what we are all thiking, there were no loving WMDs, when the Hell will the republicans accept that?

# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 16:33

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

bunnyofdoom posted:

Parents have never understood the need to be a ninja.

Hitler B. Natural posted:

Yea, it's finally time to quarantine Texas.

Rincewinds fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Oct 23, 2014

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 18:23

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JT Jag posted:

Saturday morning cartoons used to own, but then they became crappy and I stopped bothering waking up for them

Waking up early for new episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon and Digimon was the best

Funny, I loved saturday morning cartoons, but then they became Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon and Digimon and I stopped bothering waking up for them

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 21:24

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Post 9-11 User posted:

I am unable to tell who is being made fun off. Guess the joke is on me.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2014 15:08

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Internet Webguy posted:

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Sex:less Because everyone loving hates him.

He could have put race on, but he have already coloured him black so it was obviously redundant.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2014 22:17

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colonel_korn posted:

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If I had any talent, I would replace the rockets with tombstones or dead arabs.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 17:16

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InequalityGodzilla posted:

How is this at all scary? Oh, right, Palestinian's being considered equals is terrifying to Kirschen.

I found it kinda funny since Israel doesn't consider it's declaration of independence legally binding because it proclaimed equal rights for all.

Rincewinds fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Nov 1, 2014

# ¿ Nov 1, 2014 17:36

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

Didn't the Maccabees, like most religious rebels in those days, operate like ISIS do today?

Edit: So slow, so drat slow.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 14:25

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colonel_korn posted:

7 :what

A stake in the heart? Really? No wonder US is always getting overrun by zombies.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 19:31

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colonel_korn posted:

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Poor Eeyore, even Winnie the Pooh is gritty now.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 22:29

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

They just move the milepost when they feel it's necessary.

There is no climate change.
There is climate change, but it is not getting warmer.
It is getting warmer, but it's not man-made.
It is man-made, but we can't do anything about it.
We can do something about it, but we don't have the technology yet.
We have the technology, but it's too expensive.
The technology is not too expensive, but it would require too much effort to implement.
The technology don't require require too much effort, but it would be meaningless while 3rd world nations pollute.
The changes would not meaningless, but implementing them would intrude on people's liberties.
People's liberties would not be violated, but it's too late to change anything, so stop your whining and accept the grim future the previous generation have given you, you ungrateful,
godless, commie crybaby. Now fight to death over a piece of mange fruit.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 00:56

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

Darkman Fanpage posted:

The Japanese. Known for giving a gently caress about cetaceans life

You dont want to eat zombie dolphins.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 00:49

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bunnyofdoom posted:

Reminds me of Tony Blair in Shoot the dog

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x26cov_george-michael-shoot-the-dog_music

Rincewinds fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Nov 17, 2014

# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 22:28

Rincewinds: Jul 30, 2014; MEAT IS MEAT

Let's try something new then. Women are the real rapists.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 18:58

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Samurai Sanders posted:

Isn't that basically what some MRAs already say? Women trap men into sex under false pretenses or whatever.

Pretty much. After Breivik, all the right wing nutters came out and said that he was a monster, but he was right about everything, including feminists oppressing men's sexuality.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2014 19:04

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 15:22

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vyelkin posted:

This is as close to a pro-genocide cartoon as we've seen in a while.

If the text had stayed but Kirschen and the bloodbath had switched, it would have been.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 14:25

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