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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Kurtofan posted:

Floating Ebola worms are the worst.

Well Ebola isn't airborne, so just ignore them and they won't hurt you. Kinda like most of the things Dees sees in the world around him.

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
Schools are either exposing our children to books full of homosexual communist filth or not pushing our kids boundaries hard enough. Either way, it's those drat liberal public school teachers at fault.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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I made the mistake of looking at the page numbers. 67 pages of this crap and all of like two things has actually happened and neither one was actually interesting.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Rorus Raz posted:

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Well, if the respected Evolution Magazine thinks it's true...

I agree that sometimes artistic representations can be taken too far, but we have fairly complete Smilodon skeletons from tarpits and poo poo.



Not really sure what baloney dude is driving at here.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Muir, why not just go for the gusto and have Lehmberg eat a baby during her drunk reign of terror? As long as you're just making poo poo up whole cloth what's the point of holding back?

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Egypt didn't want a missile launching Jewish state on it's border either, but you can't always get what you want.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Sinestro posted:

Talk about "things you don't expect to say", but that Hitler looks like way too much of an inhuman monster.

If you wondered what Gollum would look like with hair and a mustache, wonder no more.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
Don't worry Bloodnose, I think you're beautiful. Does the dialogue actually amount to anything, or is it just equivalent to "hey, it's a white dude!"

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Ammat The Ankh posted:

"What is that man doing to his anus?"

What a scrub, he left out the wedding ring.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Mister Beeg posted:

OH MY GOD

Given what happened to Anita recently, this comic is...ugh.

Hahaha, holy poo poo. This is the best. "Why can't they see that this hooked nosed Jewess is just trying to scheme us out of our money?"


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Clicking the link, the number of NSFW images makes this even better. "Why the gently caress do women keep talking about the patriarchy and pervasive misogyny? Better make my point by drawing my female opponents in degrading sexual positions. That'll show'em that their complaints are about a non-existent problem."

GhostofJohnMuir fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Aug 28, 2014

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
The best best part is that she's pretty crazy milquetoast in her criticisms. I don't mean that as a slam, I think it's fine to put out easily accessible stuff as a way to initiate people into how this is an issues. But the people loving losing it and the people on message boards decrying about how she's being deceitful on the topic are getting riled up by a woman calmly stating basic observable facts about the world. Thinking about it, it's got some parallels to the Sandra Fluke debacle, down to poo poo cartoonists trying to draw women they disagree with as 'ugly' and leaving it at that as an argument.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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I'm concerned that Jan's cleavage appears to be glowing with blinding white light. She should have a doctor check that out.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Internet Webguy posted:

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Obama is telling the public the truth. AGC.

The whole crisis surrounding ISIS wouldn't have happened if the Bush administration hadn't had one of their main goals be to utterly gently caress the Middle East. It's better to have no plan then to be really enthusiastic about a completely hosed up plan.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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It honestly reads like babbies first attempt at dystopian fiction. Something you scrawled out in high school right after you read 1984 and Catcher in the Rye and were all hopped up on how the rest of humanity was an oppressive conspiracy of phonies. Later on you find it in an old notebook and are really embarrassed and thankful that you improved your grasp on the basic rudiments of storytelling in the intervening years. Only Ted Rall wrote this in his mid to late thirties and his craft hasn't improved in the decades since.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Wait, who the gently caress would deal so amiably with a fucker who disowned your husband for marrying you and refused contact for decades? This guy has never met his grandchildren, shouldn't that be a topic of conversation? Actually, why did they send their kids away instead of bringing them to what's supposed to be a big family reconciliation? The US government confiscated all their land and the business they owned (maybe, why we haven't seen the bar in forever isn't very clear), what's to keep them from doing that again with this plot? This is the closest Muir has stumbled to a compelling narrative in a long time and once again he manages to have the premise he built up climax in a long wet fart.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Holy poo poo. Get hosed McCoy. This is vile.

edit: Charity Navigator gives the ALS Association a 4 star rating, their highest, and found that they spent 9% of their budget on administrative costs, well within the norm for charity organizations. This is just terrible utterly terrible. I even remember hearing this woman talking on NPR about what a giant windfall this campaign was and how carefully the charity was planning on being with the giant infusion of cash they were receiving.

GhostofJohnMuir fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Sep 2, 2014

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Nomihate is just so great. Still another sad Kelly/Onion product that sadly can't manage to out crazy real life.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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:ironicat:

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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TK-42-1 posted:

She made her career off of just saying offensive things. If she were a dude I doubt people would have gotten so upset about it.

Counter point, Adam Carolla is a man and I hate him with a passion for making a career off of just saying offensive things.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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At least they sent back that $56 billion in worthless 'pure cash' instead of our precious pure strain gold.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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itskage posted:

This is all I could think of.



Hahaha, man sometimes you realize just how hosed up this thread is. Explaining this to someone outside the thread would be loving impossible.

edit: I don't really have the time or energy to jump into this argument, but I find it weird that BassGuitarHero and Volkerball are treating putting the onus and thus blame on women as this strange and bewildering concept that overly sensitive people are dreaming up when we had a bunch of cartoons in response to this event that straight up carried those exact connotations in the most direct and un-subtle terms possible.

GhostofJohnMuir fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Sep 9, 2014

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Volkerball posted:

Dumb ideological minorities have dumb opinions. That's why they're minorities. Yes, victim blaming is a thing that exists, but BassGuitarHero didn't do it in any of the posts I saw. You can lash out all you want at people who are 9's because they aren't 10's, but it isn't going to have any effect on the 0's. And it has nothing to do with blame at all. The discussion is over educating women who haven't even been victimized by hackers so that it doesn't happen to them.

Not sure where you're getting the idea that this kind of thing is from an ideological minority? Maybe those saying directly 'those sluts deserved it' are a minority, but I know a hell of a lot of people hemming and hawing over 'well if you act a certain way sometimes you have to expect a certain result' which is pretty inline with the stuff some people in this thread have been saying.

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I believe the majority of the country would shun someone if they committed some sort of assault or hacking or anything like that related to treating women as inferior. That majority is only going to grow in the future. Look at the whole Ray Rice saga. There's people who feel Rice is the victim, maybe even some cartoonists among them, but they are too small to get poo poo done. Meanwhile, the NFL completely redid their policy on domestic abuse and straight up banished Rice from the game. There's progress being made on the "how we perceive women" front, and there will continue to be. But domestic violence and the minority opinion aren't just going to disappear, and women need to be aware of the little things they can do to protect themselves from criminals.

Except originally Rice was only suspended for two games when it was already definitely known that he knocked his wife unconscious. He got a slap on the wrist until the graphic imagery came out. That doesn't exactly inspire confidence that there's this groundswell of support of women that make victim blaming moot. The NFL even said that they changed their judgment on seeing the video from inside the elevator because 'before there had been a grey area', aka 'she could have done something asking for him to beat the poo poo out of her and thus make his violence her fault'. Really just a terrible example of the point you're trying to make.

Dayvan Cowboy posted:



Payne has interesting tastes. :wiggle:

Since he's a cartoonist I hope he's secretly acknowledging the long history of cartoonist drawing incredibly pornographic stuff.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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edit: double post

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
I'm not aware of any time Krauthammer has been right about anything in any context ever. Like we all laugh at Karl Rove breaking down on Election Night 2012, but at least he organized and predicted something correctly previously. Krauthammer managed to not only be hilariously wrong, but also to have it be in line with everything he had done previously.

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frajaq posted:

What is this weather vane thing? I know this thread has a lot of inside jokes but I probably missed that one

Several times a weathervane has been drawn with bad perspective and goons spend many pages arguing over whether or not the cardinal directions are in the right order. Imagine someone posting a classic optical illusion picture and desperate people shrieking at each other over the internet whether it was a picture of a vase or two faces.

GhostofJohnMuir fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Sep 9, 2014

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

pkfan2004 posted:

But how on earth could you think that the God Emperor of the Moon is full of nonsense?

Hey, forcing poor children to do menial labor for food is incredibly sensible education policy.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
I'm willing to make the tough calls and blast all the indolent poor into space.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Fulchrum posted:

A question. How did we figure out that the guy who writes Hope N Change is Stephen White? Cause he seems to think its a secret.

Considering I typed "Stilton Jarlsberg nom de plume" into Google and the first result was a NY Times book review from 2000 which listed his real name, it's a pretty poo poo secret.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
Have goons never had way too much food/junk food in the house for whatever reason and someone is picked as 'obviously' being the person who should take care of the chore of eating it all since just throwing it out is wasting it? He gets to work at home, so it's his responsibility to deal with all the excess food. It's pretty straight forward.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Mister Beeg posted:

Well, I finally found it. Want to know the most controversial thing that happened to Ted Rall?

It was this blog post he put up after Reagan died:


This led to right-wing publications screaming against Rall, and he later got invited to appear on "Hannity and Colmes" only to be yelled by Sean.

It was pretty hosed up. Thankfully, the archive.org saved the whole bruhaha that happened.

Kreider did the same thing, only better because it was in cartoon form and not a whiny blog post.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Krinkle posted:

Are moon cakes like moon pies? Having trouble contextualizing this.

It's generally a really flaky crust around a filling of red bean or something of the like. They're pretty tasty, but I'm a fan of Chinese pastries in general. Or I guess that's the knock off poo poo we get here in the states. What Bloodnose is describing sounds delicious and I'm going to have to make a point to track them down.

Randler posted:

No. Kreider had a bland "Reagan was evil, we have to stake him!" cartoon and a long-winded whiny blog post about how he always knew Reagan was evil.

That's just like, your opinion man.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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In that cartoon only one person has touched any real party in the power and she hasn't been up to anything much since. This is like a sad highlight of how predominantly old and white the GOP is.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Samurai Sanders posted:

Is there some reason conservative political cartoonists are still calling it ISIS when everyone else has switched to IS or the Islamic State?

Well Obama still pointedly calls them ISIL and even gave an explanation for why in his speech yesterday evening.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
Haha, Ted Rall is such a little poo poo. He's breathtaking in his consistency. Lesser men would manage to not be completely pathetic at least once in a blue moon, but Ted Rall knows he is no lesser man.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

If I could actually find the point rall is trying to make in all that scrap text he refers to as an editorial I'd probably find it offensive.
:v:
Kindly do not explain it.

The point he's trying to make is one that this very thread was hashing out a little while ago, basically "I think culture needs to be changed so men stop doing this, but I don't know how to effect that change, so until then women might want to take all the steps they can to avoid being raped." It's a message that I don't fully agree with, but don't think is outright poo poo. What is lovely is the bitchy, passive aggressive way he goes about making this point and his attempts to trivialize it as 'identity politics', which are less important than class politics. (The secret is that identity politics don't affect straight, white, male Ted Rall, while class politics do affect his broke rear end, so obviously class politics are the really important stuff :ssh:)

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

forbidden lesbian posted:

you can mouse over spoiler text to see it

Uhhh... But then I'd be spoiled on whatever it is, what if it's about Game of Thrones? Can't take that risk.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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loquacius posted:

And a hypergamy reference! Oh, Muir :mrapig:

If I was a woman who knew the father of my children had lied to me and my friends in a very public way that he could physically not be the father of my children, getting everyone involved to think I was a crazy grasping slut, and then run off with another woman for a nice bit of war tourism I'd loving keep him out of my kids life too.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

loquacius posted:

But it's not about that, it's about "oh, but he's just a helicopter pilot, what could he contribute for my kids *lives on palatial ranch in South America for months at a time*" because this is Muir and the only goal he thinks women have is to steal as much money from men as possible. He's still single, ladies!

Oh, yeah that's definitely his intent. I'm just saying someone in that situation would probably make the same call of not contacting Anatoly, along with cutting contact with every other character, because Muir's characters are all certifiable psychopaths.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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Fulchrum posted:

Welp, look forward to this coming up in Politoons for a while

http://nintendonews.com/2014/09/man-wearing-pikachu-hat-jumps-white-house-fence/

This seems like it's just begging for a JJ cartoon. The combination of nerd, politics and stupid is right in his wheelhouse of traits.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Haha, holy poo poo. Well done.

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

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It is definitely a 'thing', but I think that it's something that gets overly simplified, especially when it comes to music. It is one of those realms that I thing have more white people arguing with each other about it than voices of color, as the cartoon alleges.

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