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Bug Bill Murray
Jan 28, 2005



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InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Number of people who give a gently caress about this thread: 0

Uuudar
Apr 18, 2003


makes u think

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!



i did

Melchior
Jul 16, 2003

Figure 2 in a series of 3


how you poop tells you if you have a gluten allergy

actual vegan statement: 'wheat makes me weepy'

circ dick soleil
Sep 26, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!


my poop is brown and stinky what does this say about gluten allergies

Bug Bill Murray
Jan 28, 2005




lies

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


enjoy your gluten, fats

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



no one had cancer before cancer was discovered really makes you think

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!


circ dick soleil posted:

my poop is brown and stinky what does this say about gluten allergies
you're definitely gluten-intolerance positive

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

circ dick soleil posted:

my poop is brown and stinky what does this say about gluten allergies

You need more gluten

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




bullshit dude even the ancient greeks knew about koiliakos

Bug Bill Murray
Jan 28, 2005



you feel lovely after eating a shitload of bread and drinking beer? Maybe have a vegetable once in a while

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


still drinking carbs in 2014 lmao

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




is there a way i can invent a new "intolerance" or "sensitivity" to some bullshit in food and make a ton of money from idiots

soapgish
Mar 17, 2013

__________


Gluten allergies are legitimately fictional. If anything, a person would be allergic to wheat.

Otherwise it'd be like saying you're not allergic to the peanuts themselves, but their taste.

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



soapgish posted:

Gluten allergies are legitimately fictional. If anything, a person would be allergic to wheat.

Otherwise it'd be like saying you're not allergic to the peanuts themselves, but their taste.

you dont know my body like i do sorry you feel the need to impose your desires on others

soapgish
Mar 17, 2013

__________


Bitchtard posted:

you dont know my body like i do sorry you feel the need to impose your desires on others

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

BDS bigdick!swangerz BDS


i asked someone at work why we are putting so much gluten free stuff on the menu. he said people are pussies.

he then told me about some lady whos kids kept dieing so she stopped feeding them bread and what and poo poo. gently caress those kids loving gluten free pasta takes like 15 minutes to cook loving up my ticket times bullshit if you ask me

stupid lovely kids

killstealing
Nov 9, 2011




soapgish posted:

Gluten allergies are legitimately fictional.

wrong

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



ugh god drat hipsters and their hip disorders

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

BDS bigdick!swangerz BDS



if you cant eat bread you're an idiot and this is true

killstealing
Nov 9, 2011




MeinGott posted:

if you cant eat bread you're an idiot and this is true

american bread is pretty much cake so gj on being able to digest cake kid

Alan Trammell
Mar 4, 2007


Gluten allergies commonly manifest themselves after a bout with Morgellons.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

BDS bigdick!swangerz BDS


killstealing posted:

american bread is pretty much cake so gj on being able to digest cake kid

i love cake thank you

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

METAL GEAR!?

Mr. Cool Ice posted:

Gluten allergies commonly manifest themselves after a bout with Morgellons.

it'll go great with my fibromyalgia

VarXX
Oct 31, 2009


The Droid
Jun 11, 2012



Mr. Cool Ice posted:

Gluten allergies commonly manifest themselves after a bout with Morgellons.

Do you have anything for my rheumatism?

iraqniphobia
Aug 21, 2003



Bread makes you fat

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005



iraqniphobia posted:

Bread makes you fat

Maybe if you never leave the couch you fat gently caress.

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



Bitchtard posted:

ugh god drat hipsters and their hip disorders

completely and unironically this

way to rage against the machine, you goddamned hypochondriac little bitch-made faggots

Bug Bill Murray
Jan 28, 2005



I was talking to a guy at a party last night and he was like oh I can play beer pong but I can't actually drink beer because of the gluten and I was like oh you have celiac's and he was like no i'm just gluten intolerant and I was like oh so you're just a pussy enjoyable human being

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering.


"I'm alergic to wheat, gluten, carbs, and protein I just get these serious rashes it's terrible look at me. I must subsist on whatever is trendy!"

--People who actually give a poo poo about this.

I love when someone was born in the 70's and demands to be fed a paleo diet option exclusively or else they will die.

I know you spent 20 years eating kraft dinner and big macs. You got fat and sad. Don't blame other people or dietary choices other than your own.

Murcor
Dec 1, 2007

It's a hell of a thing

I don't know if that Doritos loco taco thing has gluten in it, but it's pretty good.

WhiskeyPete
Jan 9, 2013

by XyloJW


Murcor posted:

I don't know if that Doritos loco taco thing has gluten in it, but it's pretty good.

its gluten free

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

this is an empty country
and i am the king
and i should not be allowed
to touch anything



amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


i don't know what gulten is can somebody clue me in so next time im out in public i can be an abrasive rear end hole for no reason

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Double Muhammad posted:

i don't know what gulten is can somebody clue me in so next time im out in public i can be an abrasive rear end hole for no reason

Whenever you see someone eating white bread just look at them like people look at cigarette smokers. Never stop staring and looking super pissed off about it. They'll eventually leave and you can enjoy a gluten free environment.

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo
Jul 8, 2009
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Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.


Double Muhammad posted:

i don't know what gulten is can somebody clue me in so next time im out in public i can be an abrasive rear end hole for no reason

Gluten is just a part of wheat so it's pretty much being allergic to wheat. I have this, confirm by a doctor and everything. Since stop eating gluten I stopped being sick everyday.

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