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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
I am surrounded by younger, better looking and smarter people who will ascend higher in their careers within a few years than I will in 40.

My wife is a subhuman bitch.

I am worthless.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hey Bashir it's time for your afternoon hummer.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
*Returns to Ireland to attempt to start Irish acting career, fails.*

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
I am really hungry for some potatoes and flavorless whisky.

Chris Christie
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Why must I suffer?

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

*gets tortured in every episode*

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
the cardassians stole me lucky charms!

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
*briefly glances at kayak*

*arm pops out of socket*

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
*dances without moving hands or hips*

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Ape Fist posted:

*Returns to Ireland to attempt to start Irish acting career, fails.*

remember when he was in stargate atlantis for a while?

he was poo poo in that

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
hey guys I've got the transporter calibrated. all set to beam you to Centauri Eight.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
I really hate protestants because of something that happened 500 years ago.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*is the only person who does his loving job consistently well, gets little to no credit*

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
*fantasies about killing mirror universe o'brien and taking his place*

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Still not really sure if you guys are real.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
I know deep down in my heart that no matter what I do or what I accomplish in life I will never be as cool as Scotty.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



mind the walrus posted:

Hey Bashir it's time for your afternoon hummer.

so thats what they did on the holodeck

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

yolodeck

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



*wife is named cakehole*

*i wish she would shut her cakehole*

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

so thats what they did on the holodeck

miles and bashir sucked each other off at all the major battles in history

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


I dont know who I am

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Irish Joe posted:

I really hate protestants because of something that happened 500 years ago.

You know they almost never acknowledged that he was Irish beyond basically his accent. I think in an episode of DS9 he mentioned he was on vacation in Dublin, thats it. That being said, in Star Trek Ireland was united in the 2020s or some poo poo and so beyond 'The Troubles' we're not an interesting or unique people.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
he made his wife mashed potatoes once

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Ape Fist posted:

You know they almost never acknowledged that he was Irish beyond basically his accent. I think in an episode of DS9 he mentioned he was on vacation in Dublin, thats it. That being said, in Star Trek Ireland was united in the 2020s or some poo poo and so beyond 'The Troubles' we're not an interesting or unique people.

There was something about one of his ancestors being a murdered labor leader. I dunno if that's stereotypically Irish or just Irish-American.

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL
I'm married to sexy, mature and ambitious lady from the mystical orient.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

I am OK posted:

I'm married to sexy, mature and ambitious lady from the mystical orient.

[Citation needed]

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

They really are sideways guys!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

let's teleport this baby into the other woman

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
The replicator's Guinness is nothing like you get in Dublin! :guinness:

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.
And back to you Wolf.

afterhours
Jul 1, 2007
O'Brien, what are you doing posting on these forums? Fix the replicator.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Rick Rickshaw posted:

And back to you Wolf.

I'm embarrassed to say that's the Miles O'Brien I was thinking of

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
CARDIES CARDIES CARDIES CARDIES CARDIES CARDIES CARDIES

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

DamnCanadian posted:

I'm embarrassed to say that's the Miles O'Brien I was thinking of

I used to think it was hilarious that Miles O'Brien was CNN's space reporter in the 90s

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hey Bashir it's time for your mid-afternoon hummer.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Being Miles O'Brien is suffering.

A Doomed Purloiner
Jan 4, 2006

Arrrgh, my shoulder.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Keiko - "MiiillLLLeeeEEEssssSS! Why didn't you pick up Molly from space-preschool? I hate you!"
Miles - "..... *mumblemumble*goddamnwishIwasbackinmindprisonsometimes*mumblemumble*"
Keiko - "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
Miles - *transports self into space*

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


*takes a critical phaser hit to his career*

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