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BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Wow...THats all I can say.

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Not quite Watergate level of paranoia and spite, but it comes kinda close.

Yep, Jon's your NJ correspondent.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha Jon is his own Senior New Jersey Correspondent.

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
Of course Jon is the New Jersey corespondent.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Wow, where is that movie?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Love Boardwalk Empire got in there.

Rabbis? Holy poo poo.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

twistedmentat posted:

Love Boardwalk Empire got in there.

Rabbis? Holy poo poo.

How do you get into Kidney dealing?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

I like my native state in spite of its flaws. Titus Andronicus (the band) makes up for the corruption.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

Y-Hat posted:

I like my native state in spite of its flaws. Titus Andronicus (the band) makes up for the corruption.

Springsteen makes up for everything and anything that is bad with New Jersey.

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

Y-Hat posted:

I like my native state in spite of its flaws. Titus Andronicus (the band) makes up for the corruption.

You got one of those kidneys didn't you?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

:ughh: Oh good god...

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono
Is...Is this a joke?

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
loving Wow Again.

Are you loving kidding me? Get it together.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

And you wonder why Obama's youth approval is down.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Oh...oh no...

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Um, Did Sterling/Cooper from the 60s make those ads?

Hah! She said Wait, what?

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
:ughh:

Goddammit Obamacare

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono
Basically, we're marketing to sluts and drunkards. Gotta hit that crucial demo.

No.1 Special
Apr 4, 2011
I like that she got offended that she was called old.

Also I'm glad these guys are just as lovely.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
That anti-Obamacare bro had a sleeveless Goku shirt.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Mr. Fowl posted:

Basically, we're marketing to sluts and drunkards. Gotta hit that crucial demo.

And those against it are getting drunk and loving.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Stupid ads vs getting kids drunk and telling them healthcare is for faggots.

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006
Did I just see a Roomba with a dildo mounted on it?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Stupid ads vs getting kids drunk and telling them healthcare is for faggots.

I did too. How do you use that? Does a rhoomba really vibrate or something?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Pandering vs. pandering. Cool.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

BrooklynBruiser posted:

Did I just see a Roomba with a dildo mounted on it?

Yes, yes you do. Its Dj Roomba, party animal!

I like how he didn't correct Jon.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Do you have any idea how much a Sybian costs?! DJ Roomba Dildo makes fiscal sense

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

ThatPazuzu posted:

Do you have any idea how much a Sybian costs?! DJ Roomba Dildo makes fiscal sense

Yeah, especially when you have to pay for healthcare. That should be the next ad.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I'm sorry, getting away with screwing over consumers is how America works.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

If I never see Miley Cyrus's chipmunk face ever again, it will be too soon.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
CHEATING DEATH!

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

CHEATING DEATH SIGN!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Love me some Cheating Death.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I honestly thought they were going a different direction with the "sperm can be used to deliver medicine to other parts of the body".

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I wanna cum robots.

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

Wait are there sperm in the brain?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

For Mankind

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

SgtSteel91 posted:

Wait are there sperm in the brain?
Its like that episode of Family Guy

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I need that app because Cheating Death always makes me laugh until I hurt.

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

SgtSteel91 posted:

Wait are there sperm in the brain?

If it gets backed up to much, that's why ya got to release some pressure from time to time :smug:

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