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Oberst
May 24, 2010

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[STORY TIME WILL GO HERE]

[EFFORT POSTING HERE]



:(



I do not know this feeling...this feeling of playoff elimination...I refuse to believe it's 2007...

More addiction....more Madden......

GET REAL MAD OVER VIDEO GAME FOOTBALL

Episode Duex: End of Season Rosters, or Ding-Dong the Redskins Suck



League Name: BIZARRO LEAGUE
Pass:


Rules:

* We will be playing on All-Pro Difficulty.
* Quarters will be 6 minutes with accelerated clock.
* Please try to limit cheese play. We can discuss it on a case by case basis, but let's not let it come to that.
* Once the season begins you are stuck with your team until the following pre-season. No jumping teams mid-season.
* No one may have the same team in both PS3 main leagues
* Be reasonable

Trades:
Please discuss all trades in this thread and not through private messages. That way other team owners can weigh in on the fairness of trades as well as offer counter trades as well.
*CPU Trades - we allowed trading with the CPU last year, however it must be ran by the league and everyone must get a chance to weigh in. No more situations like us inviting a pubbie who proceeded to trade rape about 3 teams.

Schedule:
The league will advance every 3 days. If all games are in before that advance period we may advance, but to start off we'll go with 3 days. Please let me know after the first day if you can't get a hold of your opponent and we will work from there. If everyone is done beforehand I will advance early. If you are the last person we are waiting on then you have 24 hours. So if everyone is done in 12 hours except for 1 person then he has 1 day after that to finish up their week or I will advance. If you are playing the CPU then I expect your game to be done within 48 hours unless you mention it here.

I am extremely capricious with advances.

Free Agency (season 1):

* DO NOT sign anyone until the commissioner posts that it is your turn to pick one (1) FA
* After this initial period, all available FA are fair game

Sign ups:

Please use the following template for signing up for a team:

Team:
PSN:
Alternate contact method: email, SA private messages, skype, etc

Oberst fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Jan 31, 2014

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Oberst
May 24, 2010

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NFC East
Dallas Cowboys -
PSN:
Alt contact: PM

Philadelphia Eagles -
PSN:
Alt contact:

New York Giants - human being Guy
PSN: TheNardPuppy
Alt Contact:

Washington Redskins - Kryptxx
PSN: cigarmoustache
Alt contact:


NFC South
Tampa Bay Buccaneers -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Atlanta Falcons -
PSN:
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Carolina Panthers - Oberst
PSN: McShurto
Alt contact:

New Orleans Saints -
PSN:
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NFC West
San Francisco 49ers - seventeen
PSN: captaincapn
Alt contact:

St Louis Rams - Stevie Lee
PSN: StevieLeeDFD
Alt contact:

Arizona Cardinals - Dubious
PSN: Dubious
Alt contact:

Seattle Seahawks - WampaLord
PSN: WampaLord
Alt Contact: pm


NFC North
Green Bay Packers -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Minnesota Vikings -
PSN:
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Detroit Lions -
PSN:
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Chicago Bears - Baldrash
PSN: Baldrash
Alt contact:



AFC East
New England Patriots - jabro
PSN: BadLeRo
Alt contact:

Miami Dolphins - Alucard
PSN: Alucardinium
Alt contact:

Buffalo Bills - oldskool
PSN: DiscountCleric
Alt contact:

New York Jets -
PSN:
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AFC South
Indianapolis Colts - Thomas Platinum
PSN: notjustplatinum
Alt contact:

Jacksonville Jaguars -
PSN:
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Tennessee Titans -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Houston Texans -
PSN:
Alt contact:

AFC West
Oakland Raiders -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Denver Broncos - chaoslord
PSN: chaoslord2002
Alt contact:

San Diego Chargers -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Kansas City Chiefs - Seebee
PSN: Duudebrah
Alt contact:


AFC North
Pittsburgh Steelers -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Baltimore Ravens -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Cleveland Browns -
PSN:
Alt contact:

Cincinnati Bengals - da_goob
PSN: da_goob
Alt contact:

Oberst fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jan 8, 2014

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
[RESERVED]

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Bucs and Rams get first pick of one free agent each. This expires within a few hours. Please post your selected players name and position

Everyone needs to cut their roster down to 53 asap

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Oberst posted:

Bucs and Rams get first pick of one free agent each. This expires within a few hours. Please post your selected players name and position

Everyone needs to cut their roster down to 53 asap

gently caress you gimme my chosen one

E: or I'm making the worst trade of the century

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

You can add "SA Private Messages" as an alternate contact for me since sometimes I miss the PS3 message notification.

Excited for this! Time to gently caress around with the Seahakws! :hawksin:

Also NFC West more like NFC Best, am I right?

WampaLord fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Jan 7, 2014

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


human being Guy is listed as Giants and Dolphins.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
TOP FREE AGENTS

QB - Tebow, Carr
HB - Turner
FB - Hester, Vickers
WR - Moss, Henderson, Edwards, Lloyd
TE - Shiancoe
T - Starks, Gaither
G - lol
C - lol

43 DE - Edwards, Anderston
34 DE - lol
DT - Seymour, Hampton
OLB - Shanle, Howard
MLB - Spikes, Scott
CB - Clements, Winfield, Brown
FS - Rhodes, Philips
SS - Babineaux

K - Mare
P - Mesko, :siren: KLUWE :siren:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


Dibs.

VVV - For the record, I do not want to pick a punter as my first Free Agent.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

locked in enjoy

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Panthers take Asomugha, gently caress you all. Hurry up stevie and krypt, yall have 2 hours or so before its free for all. I intend for games to start tonight (maybe) or tomorrow (more likely)

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
I'll pick up somebody at halftime of the Sixers game...like 10 minutes from now.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

Stevie Lee posted:

I'll pick up somebody at halftime of the Sixers game...like 10 minutes from now.

Randy Moss so you can just throw jump balls all game

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010
Once Stevie has his pick, all users may pick up one (1) free agent


all users should also cut rosters to 53, use the trade screen if you don't want to count your players

All trades are open now as well. Bring em on

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Pencil my roommate in for the Jags. I made him wait for Bizzaro.

PSN Zeriptus.

Gonna make him buy an account too.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
holy poo poo the Rams are garbage

Just signed LG Selvish Capers.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Stevie Lee posted:

holy poo poo the Rams are garbage

Just signed LG Selvish Capers.

You can still change if you'd like


Dubious posted:

Pencil my roommate in for the Jags. I made him wait for Bizzaro.

PSN Zeriptus.

Gonna make him buy an account too.

Tell him to pick a slightly more competitive team. If he has to be a lovely afcsouth team then be Houston. That team is atleast ok at most positions except QB

Oberst fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Jan 7, 2014

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
If he can't have the Jags he wants the chargers.

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Dubious posted:

If he can't have the Jags he wants the chargers.

Done

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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I am going off to watch the NCG, advance to regular season will be tonight hopefully (assuming wampa is around for our game). Get cuts in please.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Picked Seymore, DT as my free agent.

And yea, I'll be around for our game.

How can I see my current roster size easily?

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
OK time to grab a FA.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

WampaLord posted:

Picked Seymore, DT as my free agent.

And yea, I'll be around for our game.

How can I see my current roster size easily?

I couldn't find a way. I think preseason week 4 it'll show roster size on the actions screen when it says to cut your roster down.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Stevie Lee posted:

I couldn't find a way. I think preseason week 4 it'll show roster size on the actions screen when it says to cut your roster down.

We really need to build and buy a :ea: emote. I'll chip in :10bux: if someone comes up with a cool one. I have no graphical skills.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

WampaLord posted:

We really need to build and buy a :ea: emote. I'll chip in :10bux: if someone comes up with a cool one. I have no graphical skills.

Design it ill pay for it idgaf

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
Didn't there used to be one? I thought it was similar to the :dice: one.

e: nvm i was thinking of this one lmao

Stevie Lee fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jan 7, 2014

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Krypt too slow. Tebow will lead the Arizona Football Cardinals to a playoff exit vs Santheb

Oberst
May 24, 2010

Fertilizing threads since 2010

WampaLord posted:

How can I see my current roster size easily?

Trade screen, left sides. Says X/53

Stevie Lee posted:

Didn't there used to be one? I thought it was similar to the :dice: one.

e: nvm i was thinking of this one lmao

Lmfao

My cat is disturbed because i cant stop laughing

Oberst fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jan 7, 2014

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


Someone make this emote sized. Stat.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

WampaLord posted:

Someone make this emote sized. Stat.



please don't buy it. It'd get removed in minutes probably.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

At least we can post from now on.

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.
Oh gently caress it's here

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Stevie Lee posted:



please don't buy it. It'd get removed in minutes probably.

I'll give you :10bux: to undo the ban. that emoticon must live, for our football needs.

Preseason report : EA made Tebow own, and made Tebow throw REALLY loving BAD PASSES. Gonna be a long season until I unlock some accuracy XP :v:

Thomas Platinum
Aug 25, 2013
Colts sign Brandon Moore RG

Wanted casey hampton but cpu pack took him. Oh well, one player aint gonna change that D into anything besides slightly less stinky trash. Madden speed defense here i come

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
I might not even play defense in this league. Gonna try to score 50 points a game.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Stevie Lee posted:

I might not even play defense in this league. Gonna try to score 50 points a game.

They patched in defense?

Thanks !

seventeen
Jan 2, 2005

Do not try and score on the powerplay. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

What truth?

There is no powerplay.
9ers pick up Devry for no particular reason, cut down to 53

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Bills have to do everything tomorrow. Wind has taken out internet, satellite (no BCS NCG for me!) and now power, awesome, gently caress me sideways

Krypttx
Jan 25, 2008
I AM LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING ALTRUISM
I'll pick some team tomorrow. Whoever took tebow will be punished.

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Baldrash
Oct 26, 2005
I'll officially join and start messing with poo poo tomorrow. Stupid BCS title making me stay up way too late.

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