Either Ann Coulter is dead or I posted Goatse

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Crow Jane: Oct 18, 2012; nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

She looks like a praying mantis wearing human skin. At least we know for a fact the Goatman is made of flesh.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 01:41

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Yardbomb: Jul 11, 2011; What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Legitimately disappointed that she wasn't found dead in a ditch somewhere.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 01:43

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yardbomb posted:

Legitimately disappointed that she wasn't found dead in a ditch somewhere.

After a botched abortion via lesbian fist

# ? Jan 8, 2014 01:46

CaptainHollywood: Feb 29, 2008; I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

If you clicked the link, you vote 5. Those are the rules.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 01:59

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Gawker's one bit of actual journalism.

http://gawker.com/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturb-5899787

# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:08

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

CaptainHollywood posted:

If you clicked the link, you vote 5. Those are the rules.

*sigh* goddamnit, fine

# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:14

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/ posted:

I sat in a robe and watched her as she dressed.
�Will I see you again?� I asked tentatively.
�Sure,� she said, pointing to the TV. �On that.�
Some moments passed. I tried to dispel the awkward silence.
�Well, nice meeting you,� I offered.
�You�ve really got a gift for tedious small talk,� she shot back.
I was a little hurt and, recognizing this, she softened just a shade as she reached for her purse to leave.
�Hey.�
�Yes?� I asked.
�Thanks for not staring at my adam�s apple.�
�No problem.�
She let herself out without another word, and I sat in the late afternoon silence alone. I considered how it felt to be a disposable instrument in someone�s personal debasement fantasy.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:26

Downtown Abey: Feb 14, 2002

Stex T posted:

No ring; probably a photoshop.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:37

Manifest: Jul 7, 2007; HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

A++ THREAD WOULD READ AGAIN

# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:50

Frijolero: Jan 24, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

I'll be honest I would have sex with Ann Coulter if she had goatse's butt

# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:54

StdNormDist: May 2, 2010

I knew that whatever was true we would all win. And I was right!

# ? Jan 8, 2014 02:57

King of Internet: Nov 16, 2013; High King Internet of Internet

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Whoatever goatman is, he should write an autobiography. It's just wrong you can't put a name to the famous anus.

that would be p. hard since unlike ann coulter goatman is irl dead

link: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3330217

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:01

Alereon: Feb 6, 2004; Dehumanize yourself and face to Trumpshed; College Slice

voted 5 to lure

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:03

Just Burgs: Jan 15, 2011; Gravy Boat 2k

King of Internet posted:

that would be p. hard since unlike ann coulter goatman is irl dead

link: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3330217

i cannot believe the goatse guy is loving dead

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:05

King of Internet: Nov 16, 2013; High King Internet of Internet

The Cumburglar posted:

i cannot believe the goatse guy is loving dead

he is, The Cumburglar, the goatse guy IS loving dead

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:07

Just Burgs: Jan 15, 2011; Gravy Boat 2k

King of Internet posted:

he is, The Cumburglar, the goatse guy IS loving dead

did your date go well, King?

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:09

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

i dont wanna brag, but my vote was 'just the vote 'they' were looking for'

so pack it in guys.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:10

King of Internet: Nov 16, 2013; High King Internet of Internet

The Cumburglar posted:

did your date go well, King?

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah :c00lbert:

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:10

grope proof vest: Jan 11, 2006

lmao i'm so happy and owned

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:22

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

generative grammer posted:

No goatse, she's dead.

http://us.cnn.com/2014/01/06/us/ann-coulter-dead/index.html?hpt=hp_bn1

2013 saw the loss of so many cool celebrities.

I was hoping 2014 could have started the loss of one that... isn't.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:36

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

i'm not even mad, that was incredible :golfclap:

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:36

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

I wish it was titled "Ann Coulter is dead and I posted Goatse." How glorious it would of been.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 03:47

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

You know that one time and one time only sensation of witnessing a major mindfuck of a plot twist from a movie like The Usual Suspects, The Matrix or Fight Club?

This is kind of like that but with a dash of :master:

# ? Jan 8, 2014 04:20

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

so if I'm understanding this right, you're saying than Ann Coulter is Goatse?

# ? Jan 8, 2014 04:29

Dragonshirt: Oct 28, 2010; a sight for sore eyes

Neurolimal posted:

AW MAN GOATSE

# ? Jan 8, 2014 04:34

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Senor Tron posted:

so if I'm understanding this right, you're saying than Ann Coulter is Goatse?

Sorry but only one of these things committed suicide by anal tearing

# ? Jan 8, 2014 04:35

Tuff Scrote: Apr 23, 2004

Goatman goldmine

# ? Jan 8, 2014 04:46

SerSpook: Feb 13, 2012

who is not voting five on this thread

# ? Jan 8, 2014 04:50

King of Internet: Nov 16, 2013; High King Internet of Internet

SerSpook posted:

who is not voting five on this thread

I voted 5 twice and I'm gonna do it again

# ? Jan 8, 2014 04:51

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Stex T posted:

And I'm done with green eyed blondes.

I might just be gay now. :j:

# ? Jan 8, 2014 04:56

Mithra6: Jan 24, 2006; Elvis is dead, Sinatra is dead, and me I feel also not so good.

This is like a weird lady or the tiger kind of thing.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 05:03

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

The Cumburglar posted:

i cannot believe the goatse guy is loving dead

he isn't actually

# ? Jan 8, 2014 05:06

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I clicked the link on my mobile, opening a new tab full of goatse. I chuckled, closed my browser and went about my day

Opened up my tabs again a few hours later and BAM! Goatse'd again. A double Goatse. Well done.

# ? Jan 8, 2014 05:08