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Now is the moment of truth, GBS! Are you fat or gay?
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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a virtual My Little Pony avatar"


Stemming from a discussion in another thread, I'm giving GBS 1.2 the chance to decide whether it wants to be 1) fat or 2) gay. You can't pick both (you can pretty easily pick neither though)

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The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
VAGINA AVOIDER; LEADER OF THE BIBLE STUDY GROUP; WETTEST BLANKET


what if i'm fat and gay

Awesome Welles
Nov 1, 2010

A BIG DISH OF PEAS YOU SAY?!

IMPOSSIBLE. MEANINGLESS.


Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009



finally, the secret to weight loss and all i had to do was suck another man's dick

HEY GAL
Oct 11, 2012

People hear that there's going to be a fight, and that they could earn five or six cents a day if they get in on it; they immediately form themselves into bands like migrant fruit-pickers and sell their services to whoever wants to hire them.

how is this even a contest

Afro
May 29, 2007

Neil de Tyson



what if i'm both

e: shiet i shoulda read the OP!!

BubbleGoose
Oct 15, 2007

There are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of America--I can only choose one!

Lots of fat goons wish they were gay.

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO



not checkbox

SpicyMeatSandwich
Apr 22, 2007



Tweet Me Balls posted:

finally, the secret to weight loss and all i had to do was suck another man's dick

Does it burn many calories?

jBrereton
May 29, 2013



Gonna go for neither, thank you OP.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009


Gay people get it on. I choose Gay.

BubbleGoose
Oct 15, 2007

There are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of America--I can only choose one!

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Does it burn many calories?

If you swallow it actually adds calories.

Christmas Miracle
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

gay chosen. i regret nothing

Billy Idle
Sep 25, 2009


It was a tough call. If I go gay, I get my own dick to suck. If I go fat, I get my own boobs to fondle. In the end, I decided on the latter because I feel like this whole gay rights thing is about to die down in favor of fat rights, and I want to catch that wave.

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.

Looks like we are overwhelmingly gay

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012



gay so I'm good at sports

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


can't I just be fat and then lose weight, you never said I could not OP

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

I'm so underground
I'm in another reality.


Either way I have nmo chance of ever getting laid.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Smile and celebrate the days of old!
Salute to all the men whose stories been told!


Could I be gay with a fat rear end? Is having a big rear end attractive to gay men?

Christmas Miracle
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

That DICK! posted:

can't I just be fat and then lose weight, you never said I could not OP

i'd still rather be gay

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004


No way am I sucking cock for a living I will be fat.

Dexters Secret
Sep 8, 2008

We could care less what others think about is, but at times, we do care and we fall apart. But when we do fall apart, we put each other back together. We do all this and we ask nothing in return. We are Onii and Imouto.


Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

No way am I sucking cock for a living I will be fat.

You know there are pitchers and catchers

azreal
Sep 2, 2011



dongs all the way for me

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006


CharlestonJew posted:

Could I be gay with a fat rear end? Is having a big rear end attractive to gay men?


I have wondered this for years....

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005


Probably gay, since I can still find jesus.

gently caress that poo poo, I can cook right and exercise. I'll start off with the fat handicap.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011

on a rock or something

would rather be a handsome muscle-bound queer than a fat, fats are the scum of this earth

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013



I want to literally be Liberace.

I mean...Matt Damon isn't too bad, right?

aegof
Mar 2, 2011


Already gay, easy. Happy to welcome any of y'all to the orientation, just don't be uggos.

jBrereton
May 29, 2013



CharlestonJew posted:

Could I be gay with a fat rear end? Is having a big rear end attractive to gay men?
Some of them. They are a stunningly varied group.

In any case, is this poll going to be used in medical research or something?

"Hey guys we've got a pill that's like Champix for cocks, side effect, you gain 50lb, or a weight loss pill that makes you want to gently caress men, what's gonna be the big seller here?"

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.


Fat, bi, helluva guy

KittenofDoom
Apr 15, 2003

Behold the Juice of Spider-Zeus!

I can pray away the gay but everyone knows it's impossible to lose weight. Genetics matter, dudes.

Boogaleeboo
Sep 13, 2011



Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.


Fats can lose the weight, gays are legally second class citizens. All the love in the world but if I was in some floating glowy space and someone said "You can be born fat or gay, and here are the repercussions of both choices" I wouldn't even have to think hard about that. Nobody is actually pulling fat people behind their pick-up truck or some poo poo.

Holy John
Apr 21, 2008


had to think long and hard for this one....

lol jk i aint no gay, cheeseburgers and lard all the way for me

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


could i be a gay lady instead

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

Shabbat shalom motherfucker!

Gay's are sex havers, fat people are not. Easy choice.

devin2
Jul 30, 2013


celebrate me, i an not like you

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

Flippin' fancy!


I would be an awesome lesbian.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

When you desperately need a goat, right this moment.


Fine, I'll get off my rear end and bang something.

Or gain 50 pounds, which would make the internet happy?

butplug accident
Jul 9, 2009



what if i'm gay

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The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010



Finally, someone brave enough to admit sexuality is a choice.

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