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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
lmao krieger puppeteering Ray goosestepping

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Ha ha Ray walking

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Wait, did Pam lose weight?

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




404GoonNotFound posted:

Wait, did Pam lose weight?

Amphetamines.

Oh goddamn it Archer.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
:stare:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

404GoonNotFound posted:

Wait, did Pam lose weight?

Yep.

That was literally a season of TV in like 2 minutes.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Awesome loving montage

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Archer Vice

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Aaaand it was a dream sequence.

I was kinda hoping that they'd come out of the end of the montage "welp, that was crazy, but we have the building back now and that's cool"

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Holy poo poo what just happened

CPFortest
Jun 2, 2009

Did you not pour me out like milk, and curdle me like cheese?
Holy poo poo

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
So, was that real or... :stare:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Oh my God remote-controlled goosestepping Heiling Ray

I am so ready

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

404GoonNotFound posted:

Wait, did Pam lose weight?

e: nevermind, beaten like crazy.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Ok chosen, you get one segment. Dnt be awful.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Gonna need to rewind that.

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box
Well that sure was a fun way to start out the season.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Just so everyone knows Nick Swardson is part of Chozen's cast.

There is not enough money in the world that would get me to watch it

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
I think my favorite part of that was Cheryl firing the RPG off the back of the truck in a wedding dress.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Please be a preview of the season.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
There's literally no way that the actual season's story arc measures up to that montage. No way in hell.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
:catdrugs:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

404GoonNotFound posted:

So, was that real or... :stare:

It would be figuratively the world's biggest tease otherwise.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Wasn't one of this season's previews Lana yelling at Archer about not buying a tiger?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I actually didn't laugh as much during this episode as usual, but I seem to recall the first episode or two of every season is a bit rough.

But that montage. :suspense:

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Alright, time for Chozen. A fat, white, gay rapper. How will it be?

Edit: And we're starting off with force-feeding girls meat :stare:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

surf rock posted:

There's literally no way that the actual season's story arc measures up to that montage. No way in hell.

They spoof the tunnel scene from The Fugitive. It will be awesome.

VBane
Oct 31, 2011
I literally have no idea if that was a dream sequence, season preview, or time-jump montage.

livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr
#GoVice

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:

404GoonNotFound posted:

So, was that real or... :stare:
According to a recent interview... yes, this episode was spot-on what he described, as was the preview. This season is going to be loving awesome! Prepared to be spoiled.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MichiganCubbie posted:

Please be a preview of the season.

I think it's pretty clear that it was a preview.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

TMMadman posted:

I think it's pretty clear that it was a preview.

It could be a joke, like Venture Brothers' "Escape to the House of Mummies" parts 1 and 3.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007


BigRed0427 posted:

Just so everyone knows Nick Swardson is part of Chozen's cast.

There is not enough money in the world that would get me to watch it
On the other hand, it has Hannibal Burress.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



DON'T PUT THE SEASON PREVIEW AS PART OF THE EPISODE :argh:

Fortunately, I realized it and stopped watching.

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
:circlefap::circlefap::circlefap:
Was that the same bar that Mallory gave birth to Sterling in?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MichiganCubbie posted:

It could be a joke, like Venture Brothers' "Escape to the House of Mummies" parts 1 and 3.

It could be, but it's not.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

grover posted:

According to a recent interview... yes, this episode was spot-on what he described, as was the preview. This season is going to be loving awesome! Prepared to be spoiled.

quote:

So she is now “Cherlene.” She’s on the road. She’s doing country songs, and we’re actually putting out a country album with the show this year. Not a joke. A country album. We’re doing “Danger Zone” as a country song. We’re doing “Eastbound & Down,” like from Smokey and the Bandit. There’s a big Smokey and the Bandit episode coming where they have to get Cherlene to the concert in Texas and Archer’s in his f*cking TransAm Blocker car and we’re playing “Eastbound and Down” and Cherlene’s singing. It’s pretty great.


THIS

loving

SHOW.

Seriously I love that they did this.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I am so loving excited for this season.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

By the way, I stopped watching Chozen when they got to the guy who took cheerleader panty shots. gently caress that.

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Y-Hat posted:

By the way, I stopped watching Chozen when they got to the guy who took cheerleader panty shots. gently caress that.

They just played an ad for Archer, showed them delivering a load of coke that they had fashioned into a body cast around Pam. So I guess the montage was a preview and not a dream. :v:

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