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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I'm always pretty impressed by how well they booked Taz. He may have been a sawed off midget, but ECW never called attention to that. He was just this brick shithouse who would kill you dead.

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Yeah, that looked like it could have been horrible.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

That Uso looked like he was about a foot in front of him. Not much to do there unless Batista felt like making a diving catch on a 220 pound man.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Steve Vader posted:

So I noticed the Hall of Fame is back up on WWE Network, so I watched it. I'd heard that Warrior had said something about wishing it was still the WWF, but I just watched his whole speech and while there was one little over-emphasis bit when he said WWE, if there was any more, I think it was edited out.

Yeah, he said something to the effect of "I can't believe McDivitt lost to the Wildlife people. Can we get the F back in?"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Yeah, I believe the idea is that so long as they're spread over an even area like someone's back, they aren't going to do permanent damage. Will still hurt like a bitch, though.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Foley is a loon.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Well, Seth is the one with so many copies there's no telling which is Seth Prime.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Clearly there was a very well hidden live wire on the mat.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Big E I'd guess. He didn't really clothesline him so much as...uh, ran into him with his boobs. So then Titus hit the ropes crooked.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"I could just carry you under my arm or something, but no. Yah, mule!"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Not much of a spinebuster, but it looks like a painful assbuster.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Wipe that fucker

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

He's the Reverse Metallica. The eternal argument is whether their work (well, their work before they got awful) offset their being colossal douchebags. In Cena's case, it's whether being a good guy justifies his work being horseshit.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Rowan just looks confused about what's happening.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

He can't find a happy medium between keeping his arms a foot off of someone and choking someone to death?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Ambrose is Alternate Universe Piper.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Y'know, that isn't even a bad finisher for Rowan's big dumb ogre self. I feel like if he held onto it and smashed someone's head two or three times it would be a Mortal Kombat fatality.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I wouldn't think Koslov could pull off anything as coordinated as that face stomp, but maybe he got a lot better.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

One day we'll see a wrestler with a figure skating gimmick (The Goon taken to the next level) and the debut of the Triple Lutz Plancha.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Ambrose: Welcome to Corneria! Welcome to Corneria! Welcome to Corneria! Welcome to Corneria!

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

By kicking his knees out, yes.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Bray Wyatt needs to steal that one into a Sister Abigail.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Man, it's weird to remember when Lawler was an awesome dickhead and not...whatever he became in WWE.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YEC_7afzuU

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

That, *that* should replace Vinceflex.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Psh. Dude's still over and they've literally had him lose on every Raw since January.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

This has to be the equivalent of the old "The Giant does a moonsault" urban legend.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Nikki hasn't been bad on the mic either since her heel turn. Although this might just be in comparison to Brie, who is like elementary school play levels of bad.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Admiral Joeslop posted:



I can't imagine that felt very good to Rey but drat if it doesn't look nice.

EDIT: Is there a generally accepted upper limit for gif size posted inline in this thread?

Man, Malenko was awesome as the Death of Cruiserweights.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Looks like he's doing Drew Mcintyre's version, which was pretty badass.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

He snapped it instead of jumping up.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I was kind of expecting the Rosebuds to carry Rose's corpse off like Undertaker and his druids.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

He also never beats anyone with the Walls, except that random match against Kofi.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It got really goofy in that Wrestlemania match with Shawn Michaels, where he put him in the Walls like six times and it never worked.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I Before E posted:

Just take the v off.


Randy Orton stars in Clock Tower 4.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

TNA never existed. Any memories you thought you had of any continuity in it were a bad dream.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.



Then, Now, Forever

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"Dean, was she in the cake before you baked?"

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Yes, then Rusev kicked him in the head.

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