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Full introductions, because we care. Caring is what binds us to each other in 0s and 1s. Tell us your story.
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make fun of reddit because they're objectively worse than we are by being more inclusive
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:07 |
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Post as much as possible. Quantity is more important than quality.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:07 |
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Try dabbing behind your ears with a Kleenex or something It's possible the wetness is actually hair oil in which case learn some basic hygiene you repulsive nerd
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:07 |
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Tip #3: Networking. Networking is essential if you want to establish yourself as a respectable poster - the more you're quoted, the greater your sphere of influence. Try making some friends, quote them a few times, and hopefully they will return the favour!
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:07 |
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STOP! Check the user profile. Do they have a negative post count? If so, let them know that you think they are bad because of this.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:08 |
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talk about how gbs is better than fyad and other forum stuff because talking about the forums on the forums owns
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:09 |
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:Post as much as possible. Quantity is more important than quality. important: do not shitpost
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:10 |
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All female posters are helpless simpletons that need you to stand up for them. They will repay your kindness with sex.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:10 |
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important : shitpost as much as humanly possible. Basically,
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:11 |
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Sid Vicious posted:dont be a furry or brony new posters if you are die, okay bye Wicker Man posted:Goatse is a time honored tradition. crowfeathers posted:don't be forums poster A misanthrope Parallax Scroll posted:learn the fine art of emptyquoting ----------------
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:11 |
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Remember: hot dogs are very important, and the mods in general are impeccable judges of character and business savvy so always follow their lead when they deem a small business worthy of your financial support
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:12 |
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Lowtax will give you free account upgrades for being a Cool Poster. You're a Cool Poster when you: Sign your posts Have an unironic anime signature Or any signature Head every post with Small Bart Also if a Gibbis mod has a great investment opportunity/charity you should give them your family's Christmas money.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:12 |
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Jett posted:Remember: hot dogs are very important, and the mods in general are impeccable judges of character and business savvy so always follow their lead when they deem a small business worthy of your financial support
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:12 |
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if anyone asks, you joined for Coupons and Deals, the best forum
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:16 |
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save the , goons are terrible people
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:19 |
post about whatever you want just dont start a thread about it it might get gassed
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:20 |
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Speak truth, and post from your heart.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:21 |
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don't post just lurk for like 10 years
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:21 |
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sluggo is mad posted:save the , goons are terrible people Do not attempt to troll. Trolling is heavily frowned upon at Something Awful - its members, known as "goons," have to pay $10 to join. In spite of the cost of entrance, there are over 100,000 registered goons (and who knows how many Lurkers and banned users). In part this is because of the cost of admission: no one wants to spend their "ten bucks" just to get banned for trolling the next day. When you add in zealous moderators, you get one of the more controlled Message Boards out there.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:22 |
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its already to late
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:23 |
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Christmas Miracle posted:Nigga I hopes you strapped cause you might get jacked
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:23 |
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~*anime*~
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:24 |
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Post pictures of fat chicks talking about how hot they are. Then do the same with pics of children.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:25 |
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YLLS is just jell. You're pulling off that fedora.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:27 |
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don't post
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:27 |
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Sid Vicious posted:dont be a furry or brony new posters if you are die, okay bye
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:28 |
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If their regdate is more recent than yours they're an idiot If their regdate is older than yours, they're crazy
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:28 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:i'm a SA forums vet, and that cartoon makes no since to me!
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:29 |
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make fun of things a good number of other people are making fun of even if you don't agree. if the tide of personal opinion ever turns against you abandon the thread and never look back
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:29 |
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Wendigee posted:make sense next time OP Worst illustration in thread.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:30 |
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:i'm a SA forums vet, and that cartoon makes no since to me! It was chosen by an anime fan, so you should know it is superior in every way. If you don't like it prepare for a sperg assault defending it.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:32 |
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if someone disagrees with you just sift through their posting history until you find something to make fun of
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:32 |
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always upend your reply with goon sire to let the fellow goon in kind knows he is dealing with a true classy person.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:34 |
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gently caress bitches, get money
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:35 |
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Don't take anything said by a goon or posted on this forum seriously. Just don't. Except this maybe.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:36 |
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consider all posts a rough draft until you run them by a forums moderator through PM or email. they are here to help you craft the perfect post.
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:37 |
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Apogee15 posted:Don't take anything said by a goon or posted on this forum seriously. Actually, this is wrong, and you should take everything seriously all the time. This is the Internet, you know
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# ? Jan 13, 2014 05:44 |
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Wangsbig posted:consider all posts a rough draft until you run them by a forums moderator through PM or email. they are here to help you craft the perfect post. this is important and should be stressed more
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Business Gorillas posted:if someone with a late '13/'14 regdate wants to take my idea of a Microdick Megathread i'd be totally be cool with helping out a new poster to the gibbis more like a microdick microthread
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