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PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
Full introductions, because we care. Caring is what binds us to each other in 0s and 1s. Tell us your story.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

make fun of reddit because they're objectively worse than we are by being more inclusive

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Post as much as possible. Quantity is more important than quality.

google THIS
Oct 17, 2005

Try dabbing behind your ears with a Kleenex or something

It's possible the wetness is actually hair oil in which case learn some basic hygiene you repulsive nerd

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Tip #3: Networking. Networking is essential if you want to establish yourself as a respectable poster - the more you're quoted, the greater your sphere of influence. Try making some friends, quote them a few times, and hopefully they will return the favour!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

STOP! Check the user profile. Do they have a negative post count? If so, let them know that you think they are bad because of this.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

talk about how gbs is better than fyad and other forum stuff because talking about the forums on the forums owns

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Post as much as possible. Quantity is more important than quality.

important: do not shitpost

Tempus Fugit
Jan 31, 2008

All female posters are helpless simpletons that need you to stand up for them. They will repay your kindness with sex.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

important : shitpost as much as humanly possible.

Basically, :justpost:

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Sid Vicious posted:

dont be a furry or brony new posters if you are die, okay bye

Wicker Man posted:

Goatse is a time honored tradition.

crowfeathers posted:

don't be forums poster A misanthrope

Parallax Scroll posted:

learn the fine art of emptyquoting

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

google THIS
Oct 17, 2005

Remember: hot dogs are very important, and the mods in general are impeccable judges of character and business savvy so always follow their lead when they deem a small business worthy of your financial support

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Lowtax will give you free account upgrades for being a Cool Poster. You're a Cool Poster when you:

Sign your posts
Have an unironic anime signature
Or any signature
Head every post with Small Bart


Also if a Gibbis mod has a great investment opportunity/charity you should give them your family's Christmas money.

Mankanshoku Mako
Dec 24, 2009

by toby

Jett posted:

Remember: hot dogs are very important, and the mods in general are impeccable judges of character and business savvy so always follow their lead when they deem a small business worthy of your financial support

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
if anyone asks, you joined for Coupons and Deals, the best forum

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
save the :10bux:, goons are terrible people

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


post about whatever you want just dont start a thread about it it might get gassed

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

Speak truth, and post from your heart.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

don't post just lurk for like 10 years

Mankanshoku Mako
Dec 24, 2009

by toby

sluggo is mad posted:

save the :10bux:, goons are terrible people

Do not attempt to troll. Trolling is heavily frowned upon at Something Awful - its members, known as "goons," have to pay $10 to join. In spite of the cost of entrance, there are over 100,000 registered goons (and who knows how many Lurkers and banned users). In part this is because of the cost of admission: no one wants to spend their "ten bucks" just to get banned for trolling the next day. When you add in zealous moderators, you get one of the more controlled Message Boards out there.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
its already to late

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Christmas Miracle posted:

Nigga I hopes you strapped cause you might get jacked

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



~*anime*~

HalPhilipWalker
Feb 14, 2008
Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?
Post pictures of fat chicks talking about how hot they are. Then do the same with pics of children.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
YLLS is just jell. You're pulling off that fedora.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
don't post

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

Sid Vicious posted:

dont be a furry or brony new posters if you are die, okay bye

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
If their regdate is more recent than yours they're an idiot
If their regdate is older than yours, they're crazy

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

i'm a SA forums vet, and that cartoon makes no since to me!

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

make fun of things a good number of other people are making fun of even if you don't agree. if the tide of personal opinion ever turns against you abandon the thread and never look back

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Wendigee posted:

make sense next time OP

Worst illustration in thread. :colbert:

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

i'm a SA forums vet, and that cartoon makes no since to me!

It was chosen by an anime fan, so you should know it is superior in every way. If you don't like it prepare for a sperg assault defending it.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
if someone disagrees with you just sift through their posting history until you find something to make fun of

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

always upend your reply with goon sire to let the fellow goon in kind knows he is dealing with a true classy person.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
gently caress bitches, get money

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013
Don't take anything said by a goon or posted on this forum seriously.


Just don't.


Except this maybe.

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

consider all posts a rough draft until you run them by a forums moderator through PM or email. they are here to help you craft the perfect post.

Mankanshoku Mako
Dec 24, 2009

by toby

Apogee15 posted:

Don't take anything said by a goon or posted on this forum seriously.


Just don't.


Except this maybe.

Actually, this is wrong, and you should take everything seriously all the time.

This is the Internet, you know

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord

Wangsbig posted:

consider all posts a rough draft until you run them by a forums moderator through PM or email. they are here to help you craft the perfect post.

this is important and should be stressed more

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hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

if someone with a late '13/'14 regdate wants to take my idea of a Microdick Megathread i'd be totally be cool with helping out a new poster to the gibbis :)

more like a microdick microthread

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