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dont touch the poop! hehe, dont touch it! that poop there? dont even think of touching it! dont do it! dont touch the poop.
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Also my mom only lets me spend five bucks a month to get my cool gaga avatars back so I guess I'm stuck with this one for a while.
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asteroid sage posted:Tip: If you intensely dislike something that a large amount of posters like, make sure to constantly insult it, even in threads where it is totally irrelevant to the subject of conversation. Finally, someone is willing to put a stop to fursecution. 
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If you feel the urge to commit a felony, make sure you post extremely specific plans first, including information that would readily identify you. This goes double if it includes a sex offense or political assassination or terrorism. Lowtax loves getting subpoenas.
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don't buy an xbox one or do, no one gives a poo poo
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i can verify that anime and mental illness will make you a top tier part in no time
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why didn't you eat the hat abe
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Constantly reference popular threads. You think whatever you're reading can't be connected to a failed hot dog business, an overrated video game, or a has-been rockstar? You're not trying hard enough.
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this sucks, inject bleach up your urethra and jump off a cliff how's that register, mister webcomic-format psa
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If you've already been probated/banned several times for objectively lovely beliefs like racism or sexism, don't let that stop you from still passive-aggressively injecting it into every thread possible
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Jett posted:If you've already been probated/banned several times for objectively lovely beliefs like racism or sexism, don't let that stop you from still passive-aggressively injecting it into every thread possible if you got these bans in gbs 2.0, make sure you flaunt them, because those are treasured relics and will be immediate street cred
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OMGVBFLOL posted:this sucks, inject bleach up your urethra and jump off a cliff 
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Business Gorillas posted:if you got these bans in gbs 2.0, make sure you flaunt them, because those are treasured relics and will be immediate street cred I think most my probates and bans were making GBS threads up megathreads and celebrity death threads in 2.0
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HalPhilipWalker posted:If you feel the urge to commit a felony, make sure you post extremely specific plans first, including information that would readily identify you. You almost make this sound like a fun plan to spend the next 5-10.
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how do i be a posting hero
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Fajita Fiesta posted:how do i be a posting hero Watch and learn, kid.
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Fajita Fiesta posted:how do i be a posting hero the posting heros dont post here anymore *looks wistfully at pic of haoma*
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Stairmaster posted:wait the phrase refers to the skin between the pinna and the scalp, which is kinda an restricted airflow situation and so has slower evaporation rates than the rest of your head basically it means that you were born so recently you haven't even had time to properly dry off
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Stairmaster posted:wait they are posting still covered in the blood and slime of their birth. e: whoops didn't refresh don't skimp on picture size, this is the future and we want to see every megapixel your camera can crank out Fajita Fiesta posted:how do i be a posting hero do some mspaint or make a midi PlantRobot fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Jan 14, 2014 |
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Fajita Fiesta posted:how do i be a posting hero you can't just give the people what they want. you gotta give 'em what they need.
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Fajita Fiesta posted:how do i be a posting hero you'd be my hero if you didn't post anymore
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HalPhilipWalker posted:you'd be my hero if you didn't post anymore do not attempt to troll
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asteroid sage posted:the phrase refers to the skin between the pinna and the scalp, which is kinda an restricted airflow situation and so has slower evaporation rates than the rest of your head that sounds like some nerd poo poo
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all ideas can be expressed in three sentences or less. no one wants to hear the anecdote about your friend from highschool. it's a discusiion not a dumping ground for your peanut butter monologues
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I like peanut butter a lot. I eat it on bread and bananas. Sometimes together.
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Cosmic Charlie posted:I like peanut butter a lot. I eat it on bread and bananas. Sometimes together. same
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bananas are disgusting
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Everyone on SomethingAwful is cool. And the only cool trend right now is irony. Therefore, everyone on SA is being ironic at all times. Seriouspost: Unless people say something is "seriouspost". Then it is not meant to be ironic. Don't mistake the seriouspost notation as meaning you should ignore all of a poster's  text. Everything they post is hilariously ironic; everything they bother putting seriouspost in front of is a pearl of wisdom which you can treasure forever. Don't just ignore them like a regular moron. Goons would not waste your time.
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Everyone on SomethingAwful is cool. And the only cool trend right now is irony. Therefore, everyone on SA is being ironic at all times. this but unironically
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Everyone on SomethingAwful is cool. And the only cool trend right now is irony. Therefore, everyone on SA is being ironic at all times. seriouspost: shut the heck up
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Jett posted:if you see a reference to something that happened before you regged or that you missed, don't let that stop you from parroting that reference elsewhere isn't this how all human society works?
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it took me a long time to get really ironic but i finally got the hang of it. i know it seems daunting at first but practice practice practice
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ChumpsForChange posted:never post
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Lurk and never ever say anything. Also masturbate as much as possible to other posts.
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ChumpsForChange posted:never post  ChumpsForChange waited for two years to make this joke it was worth it
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ChumpsForChange posted:never post
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Phlegmish posted:
 ChumpsForChange wins the thread, everyone can go home now and ChumpsForChange posted:never post
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Chumps double-wins, since he only posted that ironically.
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