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MonkeyBot posted:drat, brony on a rampage. OMG it's a MONKEY ROBOT lol so RANDOMZ  how tiny is your wacky zany monkey robot dick
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Steampunk iPhone posted:im p. much lolling forever at all these shitlord normies who think its bad that i cant reach orgasm without my gf pretending to be 5 yearso ld and crying while i insert my cheesy phimosis dick into her rear end hole. lol that's so insanely specific and explicit you managed to out yourself hahahaha owned by your own broken brain and need to project
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horse mans posted:lol that's so insanely specific and explicit you managed to out yourself hahahaha owned by your own broken brain and need to project how many fat okcupid girls have you raped
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Steampunk iPhone posted:how many fat okcupid girls have you raped over 900! lol it's a steampunk okcupid though get it? because steampunk, that's a 'ph'unny thing. i put it in my username, little shout out to those who think steampunk is funny
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horse mans posted:over 900! lol it's a steampunk okcupid though get it? because steampunk, that's a 'ph'unny thing. i put it in my username, little shout out to those who think steampunk is funny i got this username from a namechange thread and you're a sad weirdo man with mental illnesses and sex complexes
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Steampunk iPhone posted:i got this username from a namechange thread and you're a sad weirdo man with mental illnesses and sex complexes lol stand down, everyone. false alarm. he's not actually a tiny-dicked literal short fat moron baby man who posts dumb stupid poo poo every second, he just got his embarassing username from a wacky/ZaNy namechange thread
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you sure got this guy's goat good job e/n voted 5
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if we have dog role play ITT i don't know why we can't have horsey
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Anoia posted:This thread just keeps on giving. I was wondering how it could come to a satisfying end!
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shovelbum posted:Did we ever get pics? Yes
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shovelbum posted:Did we ever get pics? Pics are irrelevant. The funniest part of this thread has become the BDSM people defending their personal problems
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Taima posted:the BDSM people defending their personal problems 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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horse mans posted:lol Jen, stop posting before we tell Yellow Jackson you are making GBS threads on his thread & he has to post another E/N thread to ask if he should tell Mike that you are out of your cage.
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Taima posted:Pics are irrelevant. The funniest part of this thread has become the BDSM people defending their personal problems It's especially funny considering that most people recognize that this is an example of exceptionally bad BDSM practice.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Jen, stop posting before we tell Yellow Jackson you are making GBS threads on his thread Better to poo poo the thread than poo poo the bed?
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Send_Ninjas posted:It's especially funny considering that most people recognize that this is an example of exceptionally bad BDSM practice. I feel like the stalwart defenders of bdsm ITT are people that at one point pulled someones hair and chose to label themselves as part of a lifestyle because of it 
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*Leaves the thread for a day or so* *OP's issue is sort of resolved, while a horse guy who is sensitive about people's opinions on weird sex things has a meltdown in the thread* This isn't just E/N's Christmas gift, this is E/N's 8-day Channukah extravaganza.
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I think that if you refuse to go through any introspection as to why you get off on whatever the gently caress gets you off because you equate doing so with kinkshaming or whatever, then you're a really immature person who isn't ready for an adult relationship. I'll never understand people who say that BDSM is their lifestyle and then object to being called "weird" or "not normal." The whole point of having a kink and enjoying it is that it's weird and outside what gets called "normal" when it comes to sexual arousal. If you pretend that it's perfectly normal to like being led around on a leash or being whipped then that's just you covering up shame. Also if you're a 28 year old in a relationship with a 19 year old it's weird whether or not she enjoys being in a dog cage. SpiderHyphenMan fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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I'm part of a BDSM offshoot community that gets off on people on the internet telling me how weird my sex life is & then telling them all the details of my sex life so that they can say it's gross and that I'm having sex incorrectly. The more acronyms I can use in my response the more intense my pleasure. It's exquisite.
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Also, people who have a problem with the use of the term "play" don't get it. We are literally putting on a play, there's costumes & an audience & tickets & everything.
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bdsm isn't so weird, I mean most guys can't get off when they're not holding down a girl screaming for mercy, what's wrong with having handcuffs holding the girl for you???
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horse mans posted:This is my favorite part of this thread. The very very beginning. The sort of desperate, implicit logic on OP's part. The faintest of hopes that if he just gets out there that 'they fairly divide up the housework' then maybe he'll have convinced himself and us that this isn't actually a huge goddamned problem and that he won't have to assert himself like an adult human being. what the heck happened between this post and your other posts, horse mans
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Grin and Tonic posted:what the heck happened between this post and your other posts, horse mans don't post-shame (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Got here too late to tell OP to burn the apartment down with Jen inside and tell Mike "Well I told you what would happen..." with a coy smile and a wink. Maybe next time.
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Also if he uses headphones for the sensdip make sure he doesn't turn them up too loud; hearing damage is easy to get from long exposure to sounds that are only slightly above safe levels. And hearing damage is unsexy as hell ans not kinky in any way
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I like that there's still a dude every page or so giving advice for the stupid BDSM thing like that's the issue.
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I can't leave you kids alone for any length of time, can I?
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