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Troll Bridgington: Dec 22, 2011; Keeping up foreign relations.

I'm not racist, just a race realist. :smug:

The Civil Rights Act was bad for black people.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:04

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:08

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:04

The Flipperbaby: Jun 21, 2012; "hey man, wanna see a M3 Grease Gun made entirely out of BUTT-FUCKING CLOUDS?! Shazaam!"

Gaunab posted:

I've got yellow fever

drat, I forgot to mention that my fiancee is Asian. That makes me even more entitled to speak on racial matters.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:05

luncheon meat: Oct 11, 2007; Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Xaris posted:

Hope you know how to create flashy HDR pictures to put on pinterest my fellow white friend. Soon you will be the rage amongst our white blogosphere.

All you need to do for Easy-mode is go into camera menu - set an exposure bracket of 5 pictures (-2 -1 0 1 2) and then combine them using easy 1 button skills in Adobe Lightroom.

Nice! Thank you. Can't wait to try this out on my leased car.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:06

corgski: Feb 6, 2007; Silly goose, you're here forever.

Dressing modestly means that you respect yourself.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:06

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Overcome with white guilt after seeing 12 Years a Slave.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:06

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

some just link to yospos and end this thread now.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:06

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

I AM MAD BECAUSE YOU ARE SEXTING YOUR THREE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.

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BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! :clint:

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:07

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

help help the sun's shining and my eyebrows have vanished

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:08

The Bible: May 8, 2010

No one has ever discriminated against me for being black, so no one is discriminated against for being black.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:10

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

transformers was actually a stealth parody and had a lot of anti american imperial subtext.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:10

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

everything except rap and country

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:10

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

luncheon meat posted:

Nice! Thank you. Can't wait to try this out on my leased car.

Leased cars are for poor people. Poor people aren't white. GTFO you non 255,255,255

VVV. I thought leasing was a lovely gimmick thing that whitepeople salesman do to entrap poors into leasing a car because "no up front costs!/downpayment" stuff is enticing when you can't drop $50k on a new BMW SUV (or can't get a loan, because, poor)

Xaris fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Jan 15, 2014

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:11

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Xaris posted:

Leased cars are for poor people. Poor people aren't white. GTFO you non 255,255,255

Hm, yes, well you see, according to my financial advisor, leasing is ACTUALLY more expensive then purchasing.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:13

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

django unchained was a very powerful movie and I can only imagine how empowering it must be for people of color

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:14

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

vegetables are delicious

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:15

luncheon meat: Oct 11, 2007; Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

sether01 posted:

Hm, yes, well you see, according to my financial advisor, leasing is ACTUALLY more expensive then purchasing.

Yeah, well. I know that might be the case but I couldn't wait and because I'm white I have a pretty great credit rating and I was able to drive away that day in a brand new car.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:17

olaf2022: Feb 19, 2003; Fun Shoe

sether01 posted:

Hm, yes, well you see, according to my financial advisor, leasing is ACTUALLY more expensive then purchasing.

yeah but cashing your check at a "check cashing" place is actually more expensive than depositing it into a checking/savings account too

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:18

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

I love the chappelle show! I'm rick james bitch hahaha

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:19

obliviums: Oct 2, 2013; The only exercise I get is poopin'

Do you fat-shaming try-hards really know how good ice cream is?

kill me

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:20

memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

i am a member of the most privileged class in the world

i also suffer from depression

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:21

luncheon meat: Oct 11, 2007; Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

AE-35 Unit posted:

I love the chappelle show! I'm rick james bitch hahaha

LOL Tosh.0 is great too, just like South Park. Man, Comedy Central is great!

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:22

TheRevolution1: Sep 21, 2011

Blackface on Halloween is a really good idea

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:22

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

TheRevolution1 posted:

Blackface on Halloween is a really good idea

heritage not hate

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:23

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Modern Family is the greatest funniest show on TV. I feel so much more accepting of alternative lifestyles now

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:24

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

I'm part irish/scottish/dutch/french/native american

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:27

the night dad: Oct 23, 2006; by XyloJW

rap...more like CRAP

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:28

luncheon meat: Oct 11, 2007; Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

Gaunab posted:

I'm part irish/scottish/dutch/french/native american

My great grandfather lived in Ireland before coming to America to start a family. check out my huge shamrock tattoo.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:31

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

let me tell you the difference between niggers and black people

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:34

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

(is able to whittle)

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:35

sluggo is mad: Jan 14, 2012; Buglord

AE-35 Unit posted:

mods?????

jaysus, i hate you self-hating white folk

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:36

naem: May 29, 2011

Gaunab posted:

I'm part irish/scottish/dutch/french/native american

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:36

90s Solo Cup: Feb 22, 2011; To understand the cup
He must become the cup

sether01 posted:

i'm the kid driving the car

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:39

The Flipperbaby: Jun 21, 2012; "hey man, wanna see a M3 Grease Gun made entirely out of BUTT-FUCKING CLOUDS?! Shazaam!"

luncheon meat posted:

My great grandfather lived in Ireland before coming to America to start a family. check out my huge shamrock tattoo.

Same here... I'm Irish as gently caress, but I don't have the obligatory shamrock tattoo. Instead, check out my awesome love for drinking, my profound laziness, and weird appreciation for violence.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 09:40

Notmypants: Jan 3, 2014; Pants pants moose pants.

Sometimes I cross a black person's path and I just really make an effort to seem like I didn't notice them. It's a grave source of stress to me, racism goes both ways, you guysss.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 16:13