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Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

I love that show Sweet Genius, I should open up a cupcake boutique

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Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004

Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.
*works full time and pays taxes*

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I want my kids to be unique and special. That's why I'm misspelling the gently caress out of their names.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
cronuts crogels cragels

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

kegels?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
We really should cut back on welfare programs.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Magnitogorsk. posted:

*works full time and pays taxes*

Hey man you're either a maker or a taker

Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009

hammulder

Cream_Filling posted:

*kisses dog on the mouth*

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

*enters liquor store, isn't followed around by employee*

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's difficult to rule the world and own everything and my iphone screen is too small

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
ITT we are white american people*

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Ape Fist posted:

ITT we are white american people*

the whitest of white people

something9999
Oct 7, 2013
*listens to Ratt*

google THIS
Oct 17, 2005

The negro hitching posts outside my house aren't offensive at all! They're historical!

In fact I had some black people who work for me over to my house once and they completely agreed with me that they're charming!

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Christmas Miracle posted:

the whitest of white people

you've hosed everything up for the rest of us forever, in all seriousness. i can't go 5 minutes on the internet without some keffiyeh wearing white american reminding about some poo poo my ancestors didn't do at all. :smith:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Ape Fist posted:

some poo poo my ancestors didn't do at all. :smith:

this is a really white thing to say

rand
Apr 26, 2003
i said a hip hop a hippie to the hippidy hop hey look at me i'm a white guy!

i like white bread and peanut butter on my sandwiches!

how do YOU eat your Reece's??

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
man, yesterday's party at brad's was cra-zy!!

*lists every drink he had*

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
is a feminist/mra

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Christmas Miracle posted:

this is a really white thing to say

i dont know what is or is not a white thing to say because this isn't a hot button issue in my culture i don't 'get' any of this, sorry.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
It's a little awkward for minorities to assume i share their racism but well... *shhoulders burden* And I am prretty racist after all

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Ape Fist posted:

i dont know what is or is not a white thing to say because this isn't a hot button issue in my culture i don't 'get' any of this, sorry.

are you serious? white americans talk about how their family didn't immigrate until after slavery all the time, so racism is not their fault. what kind of hosed up white person are you? get it together, man

something9999
Oct 7, 2013

Christmas Miracle posted:

are you serious? white americans talk about how their family didn't immigrate until after slavery all the time, so racism is not their fault. what kind of hosed up white person are you? get it together, man

My ancestors didn't own slaves. They probably did hang some witches though.

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online
all my sons are named Connor or Aiden and they are huge pussies

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Christmas Miracle posted:

are you serious? white americans talk about how their family didn't immigrate until after slavery all the time, so racism is not their fault. what kind of hosed up white person are you? get it together, man

lol do they? i can see how americans could have benefitted via proxy from slavery, hell i can see how europe also largely benefitted as well, including here in ireland. but there is no 'ha ha white people!!!!' culture in ireland are we're not very aware of it, sorry

El Belmondo
Apr 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Jett posted:

look, i can use chopsticks! see how multi-cultural i am?

e: *eats crab rangoon*

*gets supermarket california rolls, struggles to pick them up*

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
If there's a Black Panther that's not racist but the KKK is. Fuckin' browns.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

is Ape Fist

El Belmondo
Apr 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Hogge Wild posted:

is a feminist/mra

Notmypants
Jan 3, 2014

Pants pants moose pants.
I just think we've been losing our way since the Reconquista.

Time Machine
Feb 24, 2006
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
The neighbors put a basketball hoop above their garage? Wait till the Home Owners Association hears about this!

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Damnit I'm out of Keurig refills.

Toaster Ding
Apr 30, 2006

lets drink some jager

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

let me just make a post on the something awful forums

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Ape Fist posted:

but there is no 'ha ha white people!!!!' culture in ireland

yeah of course there isn't, there's like no black people living in ireland

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_people_in_Ireland

"The 2006 Irish census recorded 40,525 people of Black African ethnicity and 3,793 people of any other Black background resident in the Republic of Ireland out of a total population of 4,172,013, meaning that 1.06 per cent of the population self-identified as Black."

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

Retail Slave posted:

If there's a Black Panther that's not racist but the KKK is. Fuckin' browns.

Did you see that Black Panther at the voting booth on the news!? And they call us racist!

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

What kind of annual returns did you get on your mutual funds in 2013?

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
Oh these rascals? These are my sons, hunter, colt and bushmaster. Bout to head down to the shooting range, got a cooler full of moonpies and diet coke if you want one.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Sancho posted:

What kind of annual returns did you get on your mutual funds in 2013?

Let's just say above 5% *keeps politics and finances mostly to self*

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GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

*speaks softly to husband* "Frank watch out there are niggers down that aisle."

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