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ladyboy pancake
Jan 3, 2008

"Please let this be a normal field trip?"



A whole generation of fathers are being shamed simply for the "crime" of making jokes. it breaks my heart to see such blatant hate speech in our everyday lives.


pictured: dadface, likely not drawn by a dad

This misandry has gone on for far too long. Maybe we need some MISTER Andry

fight the matriarchy make Dad Jokes itt

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Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

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Dad jokes own, op

SuperSlacker
Mar 11, 2007



dad jokes are the best jokes

gaping gape gaper
Apr 9, 2010



you'll be sad when they're dead jokes

The Tao Jones
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

"You know how many people are dead in that graveyard?"

"No..."

"All of 'em!"

OK it's a granddad joke actually but it still fits

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by angerbeet


how many dad's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one hahaha

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by angerbeet


knock knock

Fax Sender
Aug 11, 2013

vlc is good. use vlc every day


Pasteurized Milk posted:

you'll be sad when they're dead jokes

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

HE IS GLISTEN


yeah well i hosed your mom last night

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

men's ass is a staple of the Metal Gear series

ballass posted:

knock knock

ugh not now dad

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

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So a snail is buying a new Mustang, you know, the one with the V8.

He haggles the dealer for a price and he's about to sign, then he says "I need one more thing"

"What's that", asks the dealer.

"you need to paint a big S in the rear window"

"Ok" says the dealer, "but why would you want that?"

"So when I pass people on the highway, they can say, wow look at that S-car go"

hahahahaah

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by angerbeet


knock knock

LudwigVon Lugnuts
May 15, 2005

When the hell did I put Greenman on?!!

pathetic little tramp posted:

yeah well i hosed your mom last night

I know, I was watching.


Son jokes

Ruddha
Jan 21, 2006

when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky

Dad jokes are the only true jokes.

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by angerbeet


knock knock

The Tao Jones
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

ballass posted:

knock knock

GET THE gently caress OFF MY PROPERTY

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

men's ass is a staple of the Metal Gear series

ballass posted:

knock knock

dad i don'w want to hear a knock knock joke right now

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

men's ass is a staple of the Metal Gear series

ballass posted:

knock knock

sigh.....


...who's there?

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

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who's there?

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by angerbeet


Copley Depot posted:

who's there?

dad

Cosby Onahole
Nov 1, 2011

relax

Comic left out the part where he repeats the punchline several times then explains the joke and says the punchline again while still laughing at it. You don't get that kinda staying power with non dad approved jokes.

The Tao Jones
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Mom locked you out again, huh?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003



boom boom boom posted:

sigh.....


...who's there?

me

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

men's ass is a staple of the Metal Gear series


dad who

James Totes
Feb 17, 2011


please do not appropriate dadpunk culture

Tempus Fugit
Jan 31, 2008



Rhinoceraptor posted:

A whole generation of fathers are being shamed simply for the "crime" of making jokes. it breaks my heart to see such blatant hate speech in our everyday lives.


pictured: dadface, likely not drawn by a dad

This misandry has gone on for far too long. Maybe we need some MISTER Andry

fight the matriarchy make Dad Jokes itt

I was raised by lesbians, check your privilege bitch.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010



do dad puns count as jokes?

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by angerbeet



huh?

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

me: im exhausted
my dad: quit dreaming youre a muffler than!

every...goddamn...time

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by angerbeet


Sid Vicious posted:

me: im exhausted
my dad: quit dreaming youre a muffler than!

every...goddamn...time

Jett
Oct 17, 2005

byob.user.js


i don't know, son

CAN you use the bathroom?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

men's ass is a staple of the Metal Gear series


ok fine now can you please hand the phone back to mom now?

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013


dads are the best relatives and i genuinely feel for you if you grew up without one/with a crap one

forbidden lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN
LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN
LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN
LET'S ALL LOVE
LAIN


my dads jokes r all about how horrible people are and how much his job sucks

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

Livingtrope posted:

my dads jokes r all about how horrible people are and how much his job sucks

your dad sounds really cool

Neo Duckberg
Dec 29, 2012


knock knock

ballass
Jan 16, 2014

by angerbeet



whos there

QUEEN CAUCUS
Oct 26, 2004

The rodent of your dreams

"So I was like, surely we-"
"Hey! Don't call me Shirley!"
"Oh my GOD, dad, stop."

Captain Diarrhoea
Apr 16, 2011


me no daft me no silly

dad thrash me with six ft willy

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

Discount apes for business or pleasure.


Tempus Fugit posted:

I was raised by lesbians, check your privilege bitch.

which one was the daddy?

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