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SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011


*watches parents get murdered in front of my eyes*

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Knitted Art
Mar 25, 2011



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EynZ65x6Tmo

Smoking Crow
Feb 13, 2012

*Laughs at you*


argh

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008



*takes ur stuff* nice

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011


*Forced to work as a slave for 16 hours a day*

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I hate gay furry porn


*takes a swig of white rum from a coconut while doing the limbo on a sunny pristine beach in somalia*

"yeah this is pretty fuckign great"

vocaloid orgasm
Apr 15, 2011

Come on, drink this
You like vegetable juice don't you?

*gets nominated for an academy award*

Hadrians Dong
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
NOBUTTER


idk how anyone;s posting wihout electricity, clean water, or non emaciated fingers.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I hate gay furry porn


time for margaritas !!

Avocados
Jul 31, 2010

Imagine growing a flower


do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!

yar yar fiddle dee dee

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005


Uyibeke izandla emoyeni!
Ngathi uyibeke izandla emoyeni NOMA Ngizomdubula mina WENA!
OK. Ake uqale ngokudlwengula wokuqala ....

Christmas Miracle
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

*has rum but has not eaten food in over a year*

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

UNBEARABLE AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I ENJOY SOVIET SURPLUS MUNITIONS AND FIREARMS I AM ALSO A GAY

Jermaine Dildoe
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady


a pirate i was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008



my son bort posted:

a pirate i was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas

Xeer Xeer

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

SMG Macklemore Fanclub


Somalians pirates are basically a more awesome coast guard.

AE-35 Unit
Jul 25, 2007

another quality post


gently caress, are they blaring britney spears over the loudspeaker? welp, turn this boat around fellas, we've lost

Griff Lee
Sep 4, 2011

"Mega Lolz"


I'm the Captain now

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010


Spanish Manlove posted:

idk how anyone;s posting wihout electricity, clean water, or non emaciated fingers.

sold a fukkin' oil tanker

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013


when are the royalty checks for Captain Phillipps gonna start coming in

Griff Lee
Sep 4, 2011

"Mega Lolz"


Why can't they just get real jobs? What are they lazy?

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

ahh..what!? what?!
huh?!

later y'all peacin out to the frigid wastes of Minnesota please send me my stuff


sorry about the seasickness

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hailing frequencies

I don't feel like piratin' today.

Baby the Birdman
Jul 14, 2005


Every real nigga fuck they main girl in the ass.

*gets fishes and way of life destroyed by European companies dumping toxic waste where I fish

*gets head blown up by seal team six sniper

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I hate gay furry porn


*parrot friend lands on shoulder and dribbles grog from his beak into my mouth*

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

SMG Macklemore Fanclub


Griff Lee posted:

Why can't they just get real jobs? What are they lazy?

They're entrepreneurs. While the rest of the lazy Somalis are all dying from laziness and civil war they are kidnapping stupid westerners and taking their poo poo.

Griff Lee
Sep 4, 2011

"Mega Lolz"


Arnie_SS posted:

*gets fishes and way of life destroyed by European companies dumping toxic waste where I fish

*gets head blown up by seal team six sniper

slavery ended like 400 years ago why don't you stop whining

Neo Duckberg
Dec 29, 2012


yar!

Schisser
Jan 11, 2005

"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"


I'm just here for that fine black booty

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003



Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

I ENJOY SOVIET SURPLUS MUNITIONS AND FIREARMS I AM ALSO A GAY


ARRRRRRRRRRRRR BOOTY ON THE PORT SIDE

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

Ia-R'lyehl Cihuiha flgagnl id Ia!

I like being on the ocean

no flies biting my eyeballs

Slime Bro Helpdesk
Jul 2, 2007


my son bort posted:

a pirate i was meant to be, trim the sails and roam the seas

'Trim the sails' is a euphemism.

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

Arnie_SS posted:

*gets fishes and way of life destroyed by European companies dumping toxic waste where I fish

*gets head blown up by seal team six sniper

hey now its also the chinese

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i23KRvtWLx8

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

♫ The best part of waking up
Is CATFISH IN YOUR CUP! ♫


Griff Lee posted:

I'm the Captain now


ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

I buried my ak-47 for 6 years to prepare for this. Now the gods have blessed it with a true sheen and I will earn much money!


Sethmaster
Nov 15, 2012


*Guaranteed wives*

*Girl don't want marry me? Call her an infidel and blow off her head, Somalian style*

*That will teach them bitches from disrespecting men*

Crow_Rodeo
Oct 3, 2007

Trust Me


"YOU ARE IN DANGER! PLZ STOP BOAT FOR INSPECTION!"

JustTerrible
Apr 30, 2008


*shot by Navy SEALs*

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

*Starving and dying of AIDS*

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