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Homo for Hitler
Jul 8, 2013

Bong
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I hadn't had many but I'm curious on the goon average please help tia

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


had to de-commission your mom last night

Homo for Hitler
Jul 8, 2013

Bong
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Thats pretty gross considering she's up to like 400 pounds of wasted flesh now

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

i couldn't pay women enough money to touch my disgusting form

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


Your MOM is up to 400 pounds of wasted flesh now

Tane
Feb 27, 2005



*prostitots

Homo for Hitler
Jul 8, 2013

Bong
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Tane posted:

*prostitots

You would know that pervert

OMFG FURRY posted:

i couldn't pay women enough money to touch my disgusting form

But is it your final form

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


none ever i am way too poor for that, had to get myself a girl willing to touch me for free, it worked out good

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



I have been to 2 asian massage parlors. The first gave a decent back rub and the second gave a 5 minute lovely back rub before the flip. Support human trafficking

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I hate gay furry porn


a month ago i paid some crackhead to get into my car and draw me the sweetest god damned sonic picture you've ever seen

Wizzle-Wazzle
Oct 15, 2005

It is time for science.

None, you have to leave the house to get one and i'm too fuckin lazy

MD2020
May 29, 2003


Wizzle-Wazzle posted:

None, you have to leave the house to get one and i'm too fuckin lazy

You could order outcall. Then they go to your location.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012



It's kind of interesting to try to figure out which of your acquaintances would possibly hire a prostitute.

Homo for Hitler
Jul 8, 2013

Bong
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MD2020 posted:

You could order outcall. Then they go to your location.

What else do you know and why

BigSexyWitGlasses
Nov 1, 2009



Crow Jane posted:

It's kind of interesting to try to figure out which of your acquaintances would possibly hire a prostitute.

its usually one of the first questions i ask someone

Homo for Hitler
Jul 8, 2013

Bong
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Crow Jane posted:

It's kind of interesting to try to figure out which of your acquaintances would possibly hire a prostitute.

I know a guy who does for sure, one time he taught me the difference between a spa and a massage parlor, unprompted.

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



Crow Jane posted:

It's kind of interesting to try to figure out which of your acquaintances would possibly hire a prostitute.

its nothing to be ashamed about i have told all my friends. its fun to do on a drunken night and everyone should try for the experience once

Homo for Hitler
Jul 8, 2013

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SaltLick posted:

its nothing to be ashamed about i have told all my friends. its fun to do on a drunken night and everyone should try for the experience once

Whats a bachelor party

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


Digital Fingers posted:

a month ago i paid some crackhead to get into my car and draw me the sweetest god damned sonic picture you've ever seen

well lets see that poo poo nigga

Oral Slither
Aug 26, 2006

You know, I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.

Piss Sodastream posted:

I know a guy who does for sure, one time he taught me the difference between a spa and a massage parlor, unprompted.
How can you tell?

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006


Piss Sodastream posted:

Whats a bachelor party

A miserable pile of wasted money

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010


0. I'm sorry

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


big duck equals goose posted:

A miserable pile of wasted money

nice

Tweek
Feb 1, 2005

I have more disposable income than you.


All of the prostitutes around here charge by the inch and I can't afford 'em.

Wizzle-Wazzle
Oct 15, 2005

It is time for science.

MD2020 posted:

You could order outcall. Then they go to your location.

omg why didnt i think of this

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


Tweek posted:

All of the prostitutes around here charge by the inch and I can't afford 'em.

im sorry youre so poor you cant even afford a 2 inch worth prostitute

im sorry about this post i tried

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



guys checkout your local city backpage for body rubs and discover prostitution.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004



"Commission" a prostitute? Like, have your own custom one made? What specs are we talking?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003



ive had sex with cool pretty women who find me attractive and they do it for free,

Homo for Hitler
Jul 8, 2013

Bong
Rips
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Hitler


Tweek posted:

All of the prostitutes around here charge by the inch and I can't afford 'em.

I'm sorry you have less than ten dollars after purchasing your something awful account.

Oral Slither posted:

How can you tell?

The sex ones always close doors, keep the blinds closed, have actual rooms. If nails are in the name yo dick aint gettin worked and always look for those stickers on the door something about police blah blah blah 20xx like 5+ of them pretty much means that the place pays off the cops or something. This is what I remember from 3 years ago.

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

zero but I'm sick of trying to actually connect with women these days so that number will probably start rising soon

Tweek
Feb 1, 2005

I have more disposable income than you.


Sid Vicious posted:

im sorry youre so poor you cant even afford a 2 inch worth prostitute

im sorry about this post i tried

No, no. I was about to make this joke myself.

It's funny because not only am I unemployed, my penis has shrunk due to regular doses of estrogen.

I'm saying it, much like the chick I hosed in an elevator, worked on so many levels.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012



I could maaaybe seeing this one guy I know going to one. His wife hasn't let him touch her since their (now 4-year-old) daughter was born.

Oral Slither
Aug 26, 2006

You know, I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.

I have a harem of goon prostitutes. They work for really cheap.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3595748

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


Tweek posted:

No, no. I was about to make this joke myself.

It's funny because not only am I unemployed, my penis has shrunk due to regular doses of estrogen.

I'm saying it, much like the chick I hosed in an elevator, worked on so many levels.

why are you on estrogen shots if you actually are if you dont mind my asking?

Tweek
Feb 1, 2005

I have more disposable income than you.


Sid Vicious posted:

why are you on estrogen shots if you actually are if you dont mind my asking?

Oh, I'm not. They're pills.

Homo for Hitler
Jul 8, 2013

Bong
Rips
For
Hitler


Oral Slither posted:

I have a harem of goon prostitutes. They work for really cheap.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3595748

Oh godthat thread was fun to read. Hopefully estrogen guy is going trans , cause thats really hot whats your number

gently caress.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


Tweek posted:

Oh, I'm not. They're pills.

semantics

Tweek
Feb 1, 2005

I have more disposable income than you.



A little harmless fun. Indulge a girl.

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Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


Tweek posted:

A little harmless fun. Indulge a girl.

thats cool enjoy your hormones

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