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Griff Lee
Sep 4, 2011

"Mega Lolz"


Nature is scary. Everything seems to want to hurt us for some reason! Luckily, some countries are not above sending mother nature a swift kick in the balls.

Ironically Posted Daily Mail Article posted:

Over 250 dolphins are being held captive in a cove on the coast of Japan, waiting for either a life in captivity, or slaughter.
The bottlenose dolphins, including one young and very rare albino dolphin worth millions, will be kept until the brutal selection process of the aquarium industry begins on January 18.
Those that aren't taken to perform in shows will either face death by spear, or a gory corral back into the sea with their community much thinner and a lot weaker.

If they could incorporate this selection into a Japanese game show, I would gladly kickstart it.

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Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

i will eat the dolphins in tuna salad

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I hate gay furry porn


i cant wait untill the sun boils off are dumb oceans

Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


Digital Fingers posted:

i cant wait untill the sun boils off are dumb oceans

i can't wait until the ocean kills Japan once and for all

Tim Burtons Rug
Jan 7, 2014



If you are forced to choose between dolphins and Japan and you don't choose dolphins then gently caress you

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I hate gay furry porn


Wildlife Analysis posted:

i can't wait until the ocean kills Japan once and for all

i can't wait for japan to kill the sun

woah, poetic

Snitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



Wildlife Analysis posted:

i can't wait until the ocean kills Japan once and for all

japan has been through some serious poo poo and is still kickin. maybe the dolphin eaters are on to something

Tim Burtons Rug
Jan 7, 2014



Japan's punishment for eating dolphins is large scale mercury poisoning lol

Acrylic Squirrel
Apr 7, 2007


Wildlife Analysis posted:

i can't wait until the ocean kills Japan once and for all

Japan takes tsunamis personally.

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Have some fun with Miku!


Japan is going to see a sharp increase in shark attacks after this.

Tim Burtons Rug
Jan 7, 2014



mercury poisoning symptoms include: red cheeks, transient rashes, hypotonia, blurry vaginas, memory impairment, insomnia

Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


Bitchtard posted:

japan has been through some serious poo poo and is still kickin. maybe the dolphin eaters are on to something

the ocean will have its day, mark my words

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

There's no sense in nonsense
Especially when the heat's hot

yo earth hurry up that next extinction event plz

Griff Lee
Sep 4, 2011

"Mega Lolz"


Cucktales Blogger posted:

If you are forced to choose between dolphins and Japan and you don't choose dolphins then gently caress you

The Japanese are (arguably) people so they take precedence over some silly fish that's so dumb it likes to wear plastic hats that kill it

Revener
Aug 25, 2007

by angerbeet


Schwimmen macht frei

Christmas Miracle
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

are you prepared for the return of the McRib sandwich?

Tim Burtons Rug
Jan 7, 2014



Griff Lee posted:

The Japanese are (arguably) people so they take precedence over some silly fish that's so dumb it likes to wear plastic hats that kill it

dolphins have achieved legal personhood in some places, which puts them leaps and bounds ahead of the japanese

Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


Griff Lee posted:

The Japanese are (arguably) people so they take precedence over some silly fish that's so dumb it likes to wear plastic hats that kill it

in a choice between nature and japan, japan loses every time

i'd pick the squirrel in my backyard over japan even.

Griff Lee
Sep 4, 2011

"Mega Lolz"


Wildlife Analysis posted:

in a choice between nature and japan, japan loses every time

i'd pick the squirrel in my backyard over japan even.

I don't understand why people say the Japs are pussies

do you remember WWII???

you can call them many things but they sure as hell weren't pussies

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

There's no sense in nonsense
Especially when the heat's hot

Griff Lee posted:

The Japanese are (arguably) people so they take precedence over some silly fish that's so dumb it likes to wear plastic hats that kill it

on the other hand........... animes

Griff Lee
Sep 4, 2011

"Mega Lolz"


kazr posted:

on the other hand........... animes



friends watch porn
May 7, 2007



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGepBtBCuTY


Tim Burtons Rug
Jan 7, 2014



Griff Lee posted:

I don't understand why people say the Japs are pussies

do you remember WWII???

you can call them many things but they sure as hell weren't pussies

they are blurry pussies

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 41 hours!


Viridiant posted:

Japan is going to see a sharp increase in shark attacks after this.

Japans dont even go into the sea though to swim, they are just like African Americans.

Cosby Onahole
Nov 1, 2011

relax

The dolphin thing is bad yeah but on the other hand I really really like Metal Gear Solid so I can't stay mad at the japanese.

Griff Lee
Sep 4, 2011

"Mega Lolz"


Cosby Onahole posted:

The dolphin thing is bad yeah but on the other hand I really really like Metal Gear Solid so I can't stay mad at the japanese.



The Rage posted:

Dolphins love to surprise sex and they poo poo in the ocean so they are fish India

"Dolphin surprise sex is a real thing you guys! it's well documented, look it up!" - Me in Freshman science class wondering why people thought I was weird

Griff Lee fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2014 around 06:03

The Rage
Jun 28, 2007

Chill out, dickwad.



Dolphins love to surprise sex and they poo poo in the ocean so they are fish India

Cosby Onahole
Nov 1, 2011

relax

I wish I could live Hideo's life, just for one day.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo


stupid loving fish oh boo hoo there are 250 of them that are gonna die, like that's going to affect the millions swimming around in the ocean

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Have some fun with Miku!


What the gently caress are you doing, Hideo Kojima?

Griff Lee
Sep 4, 2011

"Mega Lolz"


Cosby Onahole posted:

I wish I could live Hideo's life, just for one day.



Viridiant posted:

What the gently caress are you doing, Hideo Kojima?

He tweets everything and it's beautiful and amazing.



he says 'todays' because he does this often

Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


luncheon meat posted:

stupid loving fish oh boo hoo there are 250 of them that are gonna die, like that's going to affect the millions swimming around in the ocean

people say this and then you end up with a tuna situation

Cosby Onahole
Nov 1, 2011

relax

Griff Lee posted:




He tweets everything and it's beautiful and amazing.



he says 'todays' because he does this often

That does it I'm making a Hideo thread tomorrow when Im not using the phone app that doesnt let you make threads.

Griff Lee
Sep 4, 2011

"Mega Lolz"


Cosby Onahole posted:

That does it I'm making a Hideo thread tomorrow when Im not using the phone app that doesnt let you make threads.

I will contribute

edit: make it a general Jap Dev thread so I can post funny Kamiya tweets too

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I hate gay furry porn


Wildlife Analysis posted:

people say this and then you end up with a tuna situation

your mom has a tuna situation if you know what i mean

Cosby Onahole
Nov 1, 2011

relax

Imagine the power and confidence going into a meeting while wearing spidey undies gives you.

Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


Digital Fingers posted:

your mom has a tuna situation if you know what i mean

gross she's like 60

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

Griff Lee posted:

Nature is scary. Everything seems to want to hurt us for some reason! Luckily, some countries are not above sending mother nature a swift kick in the balls.


If they could incorporate this selection into a Japanese game show, I would gladly kickstart it.

SPEAR THAT DOLPHIN! They have them dressed up in giant sumo suits running around the rim of a pool with comically large spears trying to kill dolphins.

The team that kills the most dolphins gets 1 point.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010



Cucktales Blogger posted:

If you are forced to choose between dolphins and Japan and you don't choose dolphins then gently caress you

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Dolphins and Whales dropped the nukes on Japan so it's understandable that Japan is pissed off at em!

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