Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
Dealextreme masks are the best thing ever.

http://dx.com/p/scary-halloween-mask-7945#.Uui5ehDTnIU

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Yip Yips
Sep 25, 2007
yip-yip-yip-yip-yip

Falcon2001 posted:

man now I need the link to that orange peeler thing.

http://www.amazon.com/Fox-Run-Orange-Peeler-Set/dp/B0000CFON5

Things have been around forever. (No idea why you'd need a set of two)

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

WindmillSlayer posted:

User SuperOrgasm wants a less brown version. Guys, racism is alive and well in the novelty squirters industry. :( http://club.dx.com/reviews/text/15185/135774

[A] good conversational piece [...] Just make sure not to squirt anyone in the eye.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts


Yeah, they scary, but they're scary in the same way a Dali painting is scary: they're so loving bizarre, you can't quite comprehend what the gently caress you're looking at.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
http://dx.com/p/light-reflective-toilet-stickers-4-pack-43785#.UujqwHn0A6g

:psyduck: I..

Jon Leibowitz
Feb 11, 2004


Dr. Witherbone
Nov 1, 2010

CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION
This isn't anything bizarre, but you can at least enjoy some schadenfreude at my expense since I decided to by a cheap unlocked smartphone off DealExtreme.

Yeah, it went about as well as you'd expect. What can I say? DX had come through for me many times before, and I wanted it dirt cheap and plan free, drat it.

The interface is actually really responsive and the touch screen is really good, giving it a great first impression. It even came with a fairly modern version of android! However, shortly after buying it people I called started getting a horrible "HHHGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHH" over my voice that made talking extremely annoying, if not impossible.

Other fun facts:
•The "flash" is just a marginally brighter than normal LED.
•Random pauses are sometimes inserted into music I copy onto the phone
•The mic on the cheap included headphones is actually really good and solves the static, but like hell I'm using those uncomfortable things
•When they say "Autofocus: NO" they mean it.

So there you go. Guess you can't buy a decent knockoff for around $50, who would've thought.
http://dx.com/p/mini-i9500-android-4-2-2-gsm-bar-phone-w-4-0-capacitive-screen-quad-band-and-wi-fi-black-228251#.Uu0-BmSwImI


e: here's a fun fact: the URL says android 4.2.2, which is what I got. The description says 2.3.6, but the same phone in white claims 4.2.2 in both the description and the url. Shopping on DealExtreme is a fun detective activity, enhance brain function! :eng101:

Dr. Witherbone has a new favorite as of 19:41 on Feb 1, 2014

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

Dr. Witherbone posted:

Shopping on DealExtreme is a fun detective activity, enhance brain function! :eng101:

Indeed it is. Why, it took me a while to realize that the "Honey on Board" sign was not a stick man holding back a second, mustachioed stick man spitting on a pair of boxers.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Penny Paper posted:

Indeed it is. Why, it took me a while to realize that the "Honey on Board" sign was not a stick man holding back a second, mustachioed stick man spitting on a pair of boxers.

Make this, and sell it through Deal Extreme.

joats
Aug 18, 2007
stupid bewbie

Kaboom Dragoon posted:

Is the grip a stress ball? Feels like they missed out on an opportunity there.


:nws:http://usd.dx.com/product/soft-silicone-stress-reliever-toy-assorted-colors-901012043#.UvG1d7QdD5wx:nws:

- Important Clarification: this is not an "adult's toy", It's is a soft and stretchy object filled with soft beads inside. These are way too soft to become a adult toy

bigperm
Jul 10, 2001
some obscure reference

joats posted:

:nws:http://usd.dx.com/product/soft-silicone-stress-reliever-toy-assorted-colors-901012043#.UvG1d7QdD5wx:nws:

- Important Clarification: this is not an "adult's toy", It's is a soft and stretchy object filled with soft beads inside. These are way too soft to become a adult toy

At the end it says

quote:

These stress-reliever smash and squeeze objects are available in other, more "normal" shapes. Click here to see them.
And when you click there to see them the first one is a giant titty.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
The variety of weird and fascinating novelty lighters is endless, but this one struck a chord to me for numerous reasons:



http://dx.com/p/308-dragon-phoenix-pattern-straight-sword-style-windproof-butane-jet-torch-lighter-bronze-184791

- It's an effin' bronze sword with ornate dragon/phoenix styling
- Windproof, green flame
- The price :420:

NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002

snorch posted:

The variety of weird and fascinating novelty lighters is endless, but this one struck a chord to me for numerous reasons:



http://dx.com/p/308-dragon-phoenix-pattern-straight-sword-style-windproof-butane-jet-torch-lighter-bronze-184791

- It's an effin' bronze sword with ornate dragon/phoenix styling
- Windproof, green flame
- The price :420:

You missed the best feature, it's inflatable!

snorch
Jul 27, 2009

NuminaXLT posted:

You missed the best feature, it's inflatable!

Oh how I wish.

Watermelon City
May 10, 2009

It might kill me but I'm going to try tea from DX. Specifically http://dx.com/p/chinese-lapsang-sauchong-black-tea-170g-20-pack-129856

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Watermelon City posted:

It might kill me but I'm going to try tea from DX. Specifically http://dx.com/p/chinese-lapsang-sauchong-black-tea-170g-20-pack-129856
:catdrugs: Post a trip report if you don't die straight away from it.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Well into page 2 and STILL no Amusing Duck? Come on people LAY EGG IS TRUE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WyWWAgtjYc

Another DX-like site to check out is fasttech.com, especially if you are into e-cigs/vaping or maybe flashlights at all.

You can get poo poo like this there: ALL HAIL MEGATRON'S COCK!


Oh, they have those Chairman Mao lighters in stock too
http://www.fasttech.com/products/2199/10002383/1140703-chairman-mao-head-portrait-butane-jet-lighter

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Watermelon City posted:

It might kill me but I'm going to try tea from DX. Specifically http://dx.com/p/chinese-lapsang-sauchong-black-tea-170g-20-pack-129856

I think they sell this brand at my local Asian market so it cant be that full of lead.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe

WindmillSlayer posted:

User SuperOrgasm wants a less brown version. Guys, racism is alive and well in the novelty squirters industry. :( http://club.dx.com/reviews/text/15185/135774

Hold on lets go back to this for a second
"Bottomline:doubles as a watergun.." What the gently caress is this person using it as primarily?

dino.
Mar 28, 2010

Yip Yip, bitch.

Randabis posted:

Well into page 2 and STILL no Amusing Duck? Come on people LAY EGG IS TRUE!
Do they still make this thing?

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
http://dx.com/p/halloween-black-long-face-ghost-mask-black-red-249917#.UwoTnV5r3zc


racist and terrifying.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I don't know, this authentic George W Bush mask is pretty racist too:
http://dx.com/p/george-w-bush-style-emulsion-makeup-face-mask-black-pink-197277#.UwtZeIakpy4

I like how the insist on calling these masks "stylish". I suppose racist is a style, of sorts.

Wow, this just gets better and better

Applicaitions posted:

Great for makeup ball, Christmas, Halloween's Day use.

"C'mon kids! It's Christmas eve! Be sure to wear your heavy rubber president caricature mask to bed. If you survive the night, Santa will come. Give presents is true!"

Sonic Dude
May 6, 2009
"There are holes in nose and mouth, you can see and breathe"

For those of us who see through our nose and mouth?

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

Sonic Dude posted:

"There are holes in nose and mouth, you can see and breathe"

For those of us who see through our nose and mouth?

Just ordered this bad boy:

http://dx.com/p/light-reflective-coming-children-stickers-4-pack-43798#.UyDjh_ldVpw

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


How have we gone a month and a half since this was posted with nobody pointing out that the balls are sideways?

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

You should get a car horn that plays "The Farmer In The Dell" now.

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi

Coffee And Pie posted:

You should get a car horn that plays "The Farmer In The Dell" now.

I drive a Focus. I don't need more reasons to get my rear end kicked.

cosmin
Aug 29, 2008
Don't know if it's a good idea or not but I've been thinking of ordering my wedding favors from DX.

However, I can't figure out how many sets of coasters are included in the 20$ (i think >1 at that price). If I try to change the quantity to > 1, it throws an error saying the maximum quantity is 1.

Has anyone else had any experience with ordering things like these? I just can't believe that a knock-off chinese card-holding-bell is 20 bucks.

cosmin has a new favorite as of 17:17 on Mar 19, 2014

Manky
Mar 20, 2007


Fun Shoe

cosmin posted:

However, I can't figure out how many sets of coasters are included in the 20$ (i think >1 at that price). If I try to change the quantity to > 1, it throws an error saying the maximum quantity is 1.

In the title of the page it says "2 pieces set" and in the description it says "Each set contains two square glass coasters, one depicting the pearl necklace adorned wedding dress and the other a tuxedo complete with a perfect bow tie." I don't know why you can't add more than 1 to your cart, very weird. Maybe they're afraid of promoting polygamy or that people will mix two sets for same-sex weddings.

cosmin
Aug 29, 2008
I refuse to believe that 1 set of cheap chinese crap, delivered for free is 20$.

Similar product on amazon is ~1.5$/set

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Then order it from amazon. :confused:

The goon takes a wife
The goon takes a wife
Hi ho the dairy-o
The goon takes a wife

These beauty supplies are amazing:






http://dx.com/p/weimi-kiss-plastic-cosmetic-skin-moisture-detector-white-300161#.UynNHue9KK0



http://dx.com/p/noble-2-minute-charming-smile-trainer-21150



http://dx.com/p/o-x-type-leg-straightening-correcting-beautifying-neoprene-belt-set-black-299198#.UynOsue9KK0

twoday has a new favorite as of 18:18 on Mar 19, 2014

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?
The line between beauty products and fetish gear continues to blur.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I've been meaning to order some stuff from DX but it seems you need a minimum order of $25 to get free shipping to the US. Did they recently change this?

Hummingbirds
Feb 17, 2011

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Creative-gift-Vintage-straw-belt-mug-coffee-cup-glass-mdash-radio/1341879749.html

NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
http://www.dx.com/p/ysdx-398-fashion-stainless-steel-self-stirring-mug-black-silver-2-x-aaa-149078

Complete with discreet description on the mug!

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

And remember, each order of Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Creme is shipped discretely in plain brown packaging...with the words "Not Penis Creme" stamped all over it.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

After reading this thread i keep seeing this ad appear.

NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
I was on a presidential kick seeing if they had anything for some of our former presidents and came across a former first lady instead!

http://www.dx.com/p/policy-lady-style-stainless-steel-walnut-folder-blue-152087#.U1auPlVSjAQ

She looks so drat happy!

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face
European Goons, our time has come

http://eud.dx.com/

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Apparently Ireland isn't in the EU :(

  • Locked thread