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These things are still disgusting and hilarious. It's probably been about 4-5 years since I saw these here and I'm wondering, has there been any major Masaokis news in the intervening time? Did he ever out himself or explain what the hell he was on or suffering from? The videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/parthenocarpySA/videos A personal favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERZ8Pqs9iU
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These videos... you know... they're like, digital archives... of this person's mental, you know, his brain, and like... medically..., you know, the internet... *trails off*
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Jan 24, 2014 08:54
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Everyone should watch all of the videos.
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Jan 24, 2014 09:18
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Didn't it turn out that he has another, relatively clean and normal house?
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Jan 24, 2014 09:34
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hotdog and peach juice
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Jan 24, 2014 09:36
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so its a worse howtobasic
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Jan 24, 2014 09:43
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Masaokis is magical.
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Jan 24, 2014 09:43
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I like the video where he makes hot dogs
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Jan 24, 2014 09:48
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I've never taken the time to watch more than one or two of these.
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Jan 24, 2014 09:49
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Schwarbage posted:Didn't it turn out that he has another, relatively clean and normal house? That was his sister's house
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Sabel posted:These videos... you know... they're like, digital archives... of this person's mental, you know, his brain, and like... medically..., you know, the internet... *trails off*
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Jan 24, 2014 09:53
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I like the video where, within the first 10 seconds, we see that he has a slice of bread floating in the toilet
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Jan 24, 2014 10:01
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Jan 24, 2014 10:20
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I remember him cooling steak on the rim of the toilet bowl.
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Jan 24, 2014 10:21
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Piss Sodastream posted:That was his sister's house No I think it was his, where he lived with his wife or something. He just went to the other one when he needed to mad out hard. Also he was quite rich or something.
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Jan 24, 2014 10:23
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The Bible posted:I remember him cooling steak on the rim of the toilet bowl. poo poo i was just gonna say that. I liked the video where he was using a broom to push around trash just so he could walk
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Jan 24, 2014 10:24
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paging parthenocarpy
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Jan 24, 2014 10:25
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i once tried to show masaokis to my real life friends but i don't think they quite get it
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Jan 24, 2014 10:34
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Masa is real cool. The awkward goon who keeps his videos on youtube and then tried to use Masa's fanbase to bolster his own illustrious youtube career is not cool.
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Jan 24, 2014 10:41
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chippy posted:No I think it was his, where he lived with his wife or something. He just went to the other one when he needed to mad out hard.
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Jan 24, 2014 11:01
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Oberleutnant posted:Yeah, I think he does something regarding business law/contracts. Some kind of lawyer. I think the trash-house was part of a building that he owned (and partly rented out) while the other place was where he actually lived. International lawyer. I distinctly remember some videos being in his sisters house, i didn't watch them all though so there probably is also some jn his own house.
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Jan 24, 2014 11:09
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has anyone had sambuca? is it as good as he says
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Jan 24, 2014 11:12
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Ein cooler Typ posted:has anyone had sambuca? is it as good as he says I haven't had it, but if it's an anise flavored liquor it probably tastes like black licorice.
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Jan 24, 2014 11:15
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Ein cooler Typ posted:has anyone had sambuca? is it as good as he says Some of it's quite nice, some of it's really sickly sweet and disgusting. Black sambuca is a lot better than white.
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Jan 24, 2014 12:47
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I had white sambuca with a bunch of italians once and they floated two espresso beans on top of the shot. Sip off the beans and crunch em up, then down the shot. As terrible as this sounds it was really drat good.
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Jan 24, 2014 13:05
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Banana sambuca is the poo poo.
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Jan 24, 2014 13:12
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I tried it only once because they don't sell it in my country, but I quite enjoyed it.
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Jan 24, 2014 13:32
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Medieval Medic posted:I tried it only once because they don't sell it in my country, but I quite enjoyed it. What third-world shithole do you live in where they don't sell sambuca?
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Jan 24, 2014 13:42
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Ein cooler Typ posted:has anyone had sambuca? is it as good as he says
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if anyone has any further masaokis questions, i know everything about him without being weird and poaching his videos for youtube views 
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Straker posted:if anyone has any further masaokis questions, i know everything about him without being weird and poaching his videos for youtube views tell me everything
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Jan 24, 2014 15:02
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I remember watching his videos right before bed. They were really relaxing for some reason. I think it was his voice, along with his inane philosophical views and the fact that my house and cooking will never be that horrifying. Very comforting and soothing experience.
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Jan 24, 2014 15:07
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i watch his vids to feel better about my own mess
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Jan 24, 2014 15:10
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If you want to make a smoothie the ingredients are: unpeeled tangerine unpeeled banana mayonnaise canned tuna fish sambuca I watch these with my wife when we get drunk. It helps with the shock factor, I think. It's pretty great. I downloaded them all prior to Maso shutting down his youtube and deleting the vids. Had a torrent set up in the past. Are these back online or does some other goon still have them up?
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Jan 24, 2014 15:30
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Arivia posted:What third-world shithole do you live in where they don't sell sambuca? A third world shithole.
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Jan 24, 2014 15:57
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grape juice supremacy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JygF0R_GoJU the only thing missing is a fire
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I really feel like I should pace myself with these. Is the current playlist everything he's produced? Or do we have a link to the original thread? Or something? I need to know more.
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Straker posted:if anyone has any further masaokis questions, i know everything about him without being weird and poaching his videos for youtube views Where did he get his recipes ideas?
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bollig posted:Where did he get his recipes ideas? e.g. he's trying to be funny when he makes that one recipe and says "normally you would use heineken but...", and doesn't actually think you should make juice out of heineken or whatever. and he clearly doesn't do any research, otherwise why would he be so obsessed with the idea of getting juice out of a banana (though "I'm starting to think there is no banana juice" is some Matrix poo poo) or even think you could get the oil out of peanuts by "melting" them in peanut oil (also, the loving peanuts are almonds!)? he thinks that juice = melted stuff, and that you can melt anything, and is confused as poo poo when stuff burns, and ends up thinking his oven is a goddamn time machine because when you put stuff in it it comes out all black and hosed up as if it's aged a million years
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