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he's going to work the phones and type on a computer. i'm all for disabled people working but how in the absolute gently caress is he supposed to use a keyboard when his arms are like ten inches long? are they going to put a strap on the keyboard and tie it around his chest or something? look at this you can't do this with a computer
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Business Gorillas posted:he's going to work the phones and type on a computer. i'm all for disabled people working but how in the absolute gently caress is he supposed to use a keyboard when his arms are like ten inches long? are they going to put a strap on the keyboard and tie it around his chest or something? I'm sure he's adapted.
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Jan 25, 2014 23:17
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he's probably bait to finally fire your opinionated rear end
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Business Gorillas posted:he's going to work the phones and type on a computer. i'm all for disabled people working but how in the absolute gently caress is he supposed to use a keyboard when his arms are like ten inches long? are they going to put a strap on the keyboard and tie it around his chest or something? you should take him out for drinks and order him shots and see how he drinks them
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Jan 25, 2014 23:18
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Sid Vicious posted:you should take him out for drinks and order him shots and see how he drinks them come on sid even regular armful people could pick up a shot glass in their mouth :/
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Jan 25, 2014 23:19
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Stop typing and start doing.
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Jan 25, 2014 23:20
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Captain Diarrhoea posted:come on sid even regular armful people could pick up a shot glass in their mouth :/ i cant 
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Jan 25, 2014 23:20
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i see noight crew has rigged the polls btw business gorillas give me all your tf2 items
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Jan 25, 2014 23:20
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Putty posted:i see noight crew has rigged the polls i can't i have a xmas sniper rifle that's basically my 401k
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Jan 25, 2014 23:21
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Sid Vicious posted:i cant 
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Jan 25, 2014 23:22
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T-rex arms probably means he has a T-rex penis too, you jealous OP?
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Jan 25, 2014 23:22
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if you didnt vote battle axes, you are a literal terrorist that murders kittens
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Jan 25, 2014 23:22
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Does he yuck it up by making short arm jokes or does he not bring it up, because if it's the latter it's gonna be awwwwkkkkwaarrdd.
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Jan 25, 2014 23:22
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Well I mean tentacle arms'd be pretty sweet and you'd probably be surprisingly good at arm wrestling if you could contort the right way.
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Jan 25, 2014 23:22
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lotta people wantin tentacle arms, little creepy guys haha im just joshin ya have whatever arms you want
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Jan 25, 2014 23:23
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Megadace posted:T-rex arms probably means he has a T-rex penis too, you jealous OP? 
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Jan 25, 2014 23:24
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Give him a really bitchin high five and tear his rotator cuff.
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Jan 25, 2014 23:24
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Megadace posted:T-rex arms probably means he has a T-rex penis too, you jealous OP?  http://rapmusic.com/threads/f-ck-a-t-rex.1339545/
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Jan 25, 2014 23:24
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Stop typing and start screwing. (NWS content on that there page.) nomadologique fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jan 25, 2014 |
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Jan 25, 2014 23:25
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just keep offering hi fives when you walk by until he gets the hint
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Jan 25, 2014 23:25
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Cooler than what posted:hows he gonna jerk it w those little arms by being like 80% penis
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Jan 25, 2014 23:25
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quote:He's tearing that prehistoric pussy up
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Jan 25, 2014 23:27
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Sid Vicious posted:lotta people wantin tentacle arms, little creepy guys haha im just joshin ya have whatever arms you want i forgot the sid vicious celebrity answer which would have been "i dont care which arms i get as long as i can get an actual girlfriend i can hold"
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Jan 25, 2014 23:27
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Sid Vicious posted:lotta people wantin tentacle arms, little creepy guys haha im just joshin ya have whatever arms you want i mean in the bed dept you'd be like blackguy*10
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Jan 25, 2014 23:27
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Business Gorillas posted:i forgot the sid vicious celebrity answer which would have been drat i thought we were buds
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Jan 25, 2014 23:27
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hey girl you ready for this? *goes to fingerbang girl, slams shoulder straight into her lower stomach*
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Jan 25, 2014 23:28
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Sid Vicious posted:drat i thought we were buds admit your girlfriend is fake and we can be posting pals
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Jan 25, 2014 23:29
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Business Gorillas posted:admit your girlfriend is fake and we can be posting pals that would be lying though and i was taught lying is bad
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Jan 25, 2014 23:31
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who's the goon that voted wheels? i like that goon
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Jan 25, 2014 23:33
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it's gonna look pretty bad when t-rex arm guy has a better work output than you op. also crab-arm crew represent
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Jan 25, 2014 23:33
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HalfHazard posted:it's gonna look pretty bad when t-rex arm guy has a better work output than you op. they're grooming me for a promotion so i dont give a poo poo 
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Jan 25, 2014 23:34
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it's weird how people with that condition have practically no arms but their hands are still properly developed, you'd think they would have flippers or something
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Jan 25, 2014 23:35
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Yaldabaoth posted:it's weird how people with that condition have practically no arms but their hands are still properly developed, you'd think they would have flippers or something the first time i saw him i thought he was just being weird and tucking his arms into his shirt because he was cold
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Jan 25, 2014 23:37
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voted goku
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Jan 25, 2014 23:38
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Business Gorillas posted:the first time i saw him i thought he was just being weird and tucking his arms into his shirt because he was cold lmao
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Jan 25, 2014 23:39
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I knew a woman who worked in a home for messed up kids, normally troubled in the sense they stabbed someone or stuff like that. One of them had short little arms and when no one was about they would crap and mold their crap into like longer arms that they wore on their hands. Ask your new employee if they've done this it's actually very common with short armed kids.
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Jan 25, 2014 23:46
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If someone charges him an arm and a leg they gonna get short-changed
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bet he can lift more than you
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Crankit posted:I knew a woman who worked in a home for messed up kids, normally troubled in the sense they stabbed someone or stuff like that. One of them had short little arms and when no one was about they would crap and mold their crap into like longer arms that they wore on their hands. Ask your new employee if they've done this it's actually very common with short armed kids.
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Putty posted:bet he can lift more than you he can probably throw a mean right hook to compensate for the fact that he has a punch range of like 12"
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