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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

Discount apes for business or pleasure.


itt you post and i ask you a question to answer so we can learn more about you. you may choose from six categories:

- favorites
- personal
- animals
- magic
- goons
- gorilla man's choice

RULES:
- A question must be asked before an additional question is received.
- If I think you're lying or if I feel like it, you will be given a POSTING CHALLENGE of my choice.
- PHOTO QUESTIONS : must be answered with a picture. if you need to explain your picture with a post, it isn't a good picture.
- any successful POSTING CHALLENGES or PHOTO QUESTIONS will be rewarded by being able to ask me a question.
- watch out for WHIMSY!
- if I accidentally skip over you, post again and you will be given a question, as well as the ability to ask a question of your choosing.

Business Gorillas fucked around with this message at Jan 27, 2014 around 02:33

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



i'll take the truth or dare option (6).

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

gorilla mans choice

jBrereton
May 29, 2013



These are all gorilla man's choice, so I'll go for "animals".

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

This space reserved for future text.

Sid Vicious posted:

gorilla mans choice

same

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009


personal

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012



Sid Vicious posted:

gorilla mans choice

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010


Sid Vicious posted:

gorilla mans choice

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

magic

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


goons



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1sQWdcZdP4

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012



personal

vocaloid orgasm
Apr 15, 2011

Come on, drink this
You like vegetable juice don't you?

ask me about my favourites


凸[◣_◢]凸 "Local news man takes Nite Crew request. Says silly phrase.": http://youtu.be/TP-Mnno6Hao 凸[◣_◢]凸

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

Discount apes for business or pleasure.


nomadologique posted:

i'll take the truth or dare option (6).
would you rather be able to vomit molten gold or poo poo uncut diamonds?

Sid Vicious posted:

gorilla mans choice
if you had to kill an immediate family member, how would you do it?

No Such Thing
Oct 12, 2012

self-destructive


i happen to know quite a bit about magic

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

Entropy comin'

Sid Vicious posted:

gorilla mans choice

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

Business Gorillas posted:

would you rather be able to vomit molten gold or poo poo uncut diamonds?

if you had to kill an immediate family member, how would you do it?

i would punch them until they were dead, like a lot of hard punches to the head and chest area

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



quote:

would you rather be able to vomit molten gold or poo poo uncut diamonds?

gosh. um. making GBS threads diamonds would hurt really badly but molten gold would be even worse and burn. diamonds might lose their value in the near future if our culture changes, but gold will keep being valuable.

i pick the diamonds, given my valuing of "health over wealth."

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

To the Moon! For Queen and Country!


Ask me a personal question.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



now i would like to answer a question about magic.

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013



i got a question for you business gorilla

why do you post in every thread do you even have time for business??

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


would i rather poo poo out my mouth or eat out my rear end (one time only)

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER?!


Show me what you got. gorilla man's choice.

HalfHazard
Mar 29, 2010




I'll answer a question of the g man's choosing

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue


Ask away, I'm not picky

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Sid Vicious posted:

gorilla mans choice

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

Discount apes for business or pleasure.


jBrereton posted:

These are all gorilla man's choice, so I'll go for "animals".
if you had to be a centaur-type creature, what would your bottom half be? (you can't pick horse)

if you had to eat one type of fruit for the rest of your life, what would be your next pick if the first one wasn't available?

if you were given a slave of your choice, what would be their gender, ethnicity, and age? (you can't set this slave free)

sluggo is mad posted:

gorilla man's choice
what insect do you think best represents your personality?

nullEntityRNG posted:

gorilla man's choice
what finger would you donate to science if you absolutely had to?


if you could sew three animals of your choice together, what animals would you choose? this animal must have practical applications for human use.


if you had to mod a board based on your personality, which one would it be? (you can't pick GBS, FYAD, or E/N)


what's a secret you've never told anyone in your family?


dubsteppin posted:

ask me about my favourites
what is your fourth favorite color?


No Such Thing posted:

i happen to know quite a bit about magic
that's fantastic

woppy71
Sep 10, 2013

by Ralp


Personal.... or anything ya want..

jBrereton
May 29, 2013



Business Gorillas posted:

if you had to be a centaur-type creature, what would your bottom half be? (you can't pick horse)
Much like today, I'd be an rear end man.

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

:goatdrugs:

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

i would like another gorilla mans choice question

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


Business Gorillas posted:

if you had to mod a board based on your personality, which one would it be? (you can't pick GBS, FYAD, or E/N)

TFLC



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1sQWdcZdP4

Saint-X
May 12, 2001


oooh, oooh!

Personal

I want you to know me.

burglar gangbang
Feb 20, 2013



Gorilla man's choice

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013



I'll pick favorites or personal.

vocaloid orgasm
Apr 15, 2011

Come on, drink this
You like vegetable juice don't you?

Business Gorillas posted:

what is your fourth favorite color?

hmmmmmmm, green!


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No Such Thing
Oct 12, 2012

self-destructive


Business Gorillas posted:

that's fantastic



it's ok

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Business Gorillas posted:

if you could sew three animals of your choice together, what animals would you choose? this animal must have practical applications for human use.
A kitten, a corgi, and a t-rex, because it would be fluffy and playful and defend the poo poo out of my house

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

This space reserved for future text.

Business Gorillas posted:

if you had to eat one type of fruit for the rest of your life, what would be your next pick if the first one wasn't available?
a tough but fair question..

avocadoes

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


okay do me

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nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010


Business Gorillas posted:

what finger would you donate to science if you absolutely had to?

Hum, good question. I think my right ring finger. For some odd reason, it always gets blisters and calluses despite the fact that my primary left hand is where I do most of my typing (despite being right handed) That poo poo needs to be studied.

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