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Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

I feel the texture and flavor of beans adds a lot to a chili, and I am sure to add beans to every chili I make. I feel black beans are the best followed by kidney beans, but I also hear cannellini beans taste good as well, even though I have never tried them. I know there are a lot of people who have never had a bean in a chili before, and I encourage these people to try it, and expand their gastronomic experiences with the delicious flavor of beans in chili.

What do you think? Have you had a bean in a chili before? What is your favorite bean to add to a chili? Tell me about your bean chili experiences.

e: Someone had a good idea to put bean in chili recipes in the OP, so that is what I am going to do. Here is some, maybe I will add more? Probably

rcman50166 posted:

if you want to live a week (probably more, unless you're incredibly fat) in the shoes of rcman50166

2 pounds ground beef chuck
1 pound bulk Italian sausage
2 (15 ounce)cans white beans
2 (15 ounce) cans red beans
2 (15 ounce) cans black beans
2 (28 ounce) cans diced tomatoes with juice
1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste
1 large yellow onion, chopped
3 stalks celery, chopped
1 green bell pepper, seeded and chopped
1 red bell pepper, seeded and chopped
2 green chile peppers, seeded and chopped
4 cubes beef bouillon
1/4 cup chili powder
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon minced garlic
1 tablespoon dried oregano
2 teaspoons ground cumin
2 teaspoons hot pepper sauce
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon paprika
1 teaspoon white sugar
1 (8 ounce) package shredded Cheddar cheese

edit: sometimes ill add some stupid hot peppers, if im feeling adventurous

t_violet posted:



Chili currently in my fridge:



2 1/2 lbs of ground beef
1 can kidney beans
1 can black bean
1 can white and yellow corn
2 cans diced tomatoes with chilies
1 can tomato paste sauce
1 box chili mix 'cause I'm a very, very lazy person



t_violet posted:

It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more then chili and anger.

To that end, I have decided to share my own favorite chili recipe with the lot of you, so that you may convert your shame and anger into chili and anger. In this way, I am the best humanitarian who has ever or will ever survive.

I'm going to be breaking a few sacred chili rules here. Too bad; I apologize to no one.

Ingredients:

1 & 1/2 to 2 lbs of ground PORK (perfect way to uncover jews)
2 packages of french onion soup mix (be prepared for your chili to surrender)
2 tablespoons of chili powder (less if you're a baby, more if you're a man)
4 teaspoons of ground cumin (omit this and I will devour your soul)
1 teaspoon of black pepper (slightly racist)
1/2 teaspoon of salt (or none if you're heaving a heart attack right now)
6 ejaculations (squirts) of Tabasco sauce
1 21-ounce can of red beans and 1 21-ounce can of black beans (I have a dream)
2 6-ounce cans of tomato paste with garlic (regular tomato paste = you're an rear end in a top hat)
2 8-ounce cans of tomato sauce (real men need more than just paste)
1 yellow, orange or red pepper, chopped up (green peppers are Satan's taint)
1 package of sliced mushrooms (yes, you can slice your own mushrooms, smartass)


Instructions:

Put the meat in a huge chili pot and brown it over medium heat
Add 4 cups of water and the french onion soup mix. Stir and let simmer for 10 minutes
Stir in the spices and the Tabasco and simmer for another minute or two
Add the beans, the mushrooms and the chopped pepper
Turn to low and let simmer for at least 20 minutes, 40 is better, stirring every 5-10
Call your mother and tell her she's not allowed to hug you anymore


And that's it, you're done. You just went from a pathetic, flaccid pushover to a chili-chewing boner-owner in about an hour. Your life will thank me.

Who's next? Don't even think about posting a recipe with corn in it. You should be ashamed of yourself. Editors note: It is okay to add a corn to a chili, if you want.

Control Volume fucked around with this message at Jan 26, 2014 around 16:08

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Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and poo poo down your neck!

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

kidney beans in chili are pretty okay but im not some southerner or anything so basically anything with some beef and chili powder is chili for me

Miyamotos RGB NES
Dec 31, 2000



Cool beans

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


Sid Vicious posted:

kidney beans in chili are pretty okay but im not some southerner or anything so basically anything with some beef and chili powder is chili for me

Sidney? Red.Beans. And. Rice! You're welcome.

Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE

You owe me a new monitor because I just head-butted mine into a million pieces!

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

If you note the positions of the shadows, it's clear that I'm a duck.

Send breadcrumbs.

~SMcD


I think everyone does OP it's very natural

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

Yellow Jackson posted:

Sidney? Red.Beans. And. Rice! You're welcome.

i dont understand but i think this is cheap things to eat? i will keep it in mind when ican go grocery shoppingagain

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

i think chili spergs don't like beans in their chili

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

SHISHKABOB posted:

I think everyone does OP it's very natural

Oh I guess, I have heard about people who haven't had beans in chili, but maybe those are just rumors, who wouldn't put beans in chili ha ha can you imagine?

Marijuana
May 8, 2011

It was fucking wonderful. It was fucking hell.

cincinnati chili is ok i guess but you can add to cinnamon to chili w/ beans and it is far superior imo. midwesterners make bad food. south/southwest supremacy.

azreal
Sep 2, 2011



i agree, op

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

If you note the positions of the shadows, it's clear that I'm a duck.

Send breadcrumbs.

~SMcD


Control Volume posted:

Oh I guess, I have heard about people who haven't had beans in chili, but maybe those are just rumors, who wouldn't put beans in chili ha ha can you imagine?

well different people have different customs and likes so I'm sure it's possible that someone out there prefers their chili without beans in it, you just need to be understanding and respectful of their differing opinions

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011


If you don't like beans you're not a man, if you're not a man irl then go gently caress yourself.

Ferid
Jun 5, 2012

Have you got it yet?


i do too texas can go gently caress itself

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

SHISHKABOB posted:

well different people have different customs and likes so I'm sure it's possible that someone out there prefers their chili without beans in it, you just need to be understanding and respectful of their differing opinions

Well I guess but man, chili without beans, I can't even wrap my head around it sometimes

Gerty
Jun 11, 2013


if there aren't any beans, it is not chili

CapitanAmerica
Jan 19, 2014

by Pipski


Chili without beans really isn't that great chili imo.

in before Texas

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011


Hey nice Syd Barret AV

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


Sid Vicious posted:

i dont understand but i think this is cheap things to eat? i will keep it in mind when ican go grocery shoppingagain

It's so cheap but you get all the proteins you need, and get this:, add in some bell peppers. Vegetarian feast for you and yours.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



beans in chili

pineapple on pizza

get hosed haters

Yivgev
May 18, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47



im from texas and i like beans in chili as well. i live in constant fear every day of being lynched by my neighbors.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004


plob


Beans are delicious pretty much whenever

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

If you note the positions of the shadows, it's clear that I'm a duck.

Send breadcrumbs.

~SMcD


Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


angerbeet posted:

Beans are delicious pretty much whenever

Farty mod over here.

SorePotato
Dec 26, 2012

Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return.


Would you like my "bean" in your chili ? ;^)

naem
May 29, 2011



Who doesn't??

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


fava beans and a nice chianti

Fox of Stone
Jul 2, 2007

He died for your spins.


Chili without beans is like pizza without pineapple (hint: bad)

Marijuana
May 8, 2011

It was fucking wonderful. It was fucking hell.

Yellow Jackson posted:

Farty mod over here.

rinse your beans. it's that simple. rinsed beans = no farts

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006



beans are fine. no garbanzo beans though.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

Don't get your pen, son, you won't be needing that. My order's simple, a shitload of dim sims. And I want a bucket of soya sauce.


I like to slice up some jalapenos and throw them in there

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


Marijuana posted:

rinse your beans. it's that simple. rinsed beans = no farts

by 'em dry, that way you have to rinse. cheap and cheerful.

Marijuana
May 8, 2011

It was fucking wonderful. It was fucking hell.

Yellow Jackson posted:

by 'em dry, that way you have to rinse. cheap and cheerful.

yes but that requires planning because you have to soak dry beans for like 12 hours before cooking.

btw beans in your chili means you get to take a huge, satisfying poo poo the next day. what's wrong with that?

forbidden lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN
LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN
LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN
LET'S ALL LOVE
LAIN


same op i esp like eating them with my instant coffee

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007
OXYGEN
THIEF


I don't even understand how you can have chili without beans.

Like at that point it's just ground meat and chili sauce isn't it?

Ootrek
Oct 21, 2012

i'm capten kurk

There is no better topping for chili than pineapple

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006



Marijuana posted:

yes but that requires planning because you have to soak dry beans for like 12 hours before cooking.

you can use a pressure cooker if you're too forgetful to put beans in a pot of water before heading to work. see dino's thread in gws

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004


plob


Yellow Jackson posted:

Farty mod over here.

Well I mean there's a lot of territory to cover there

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deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

a spooky sherk

as a Certified Poor™ I enjoy beans in my chili because it is a cost effective way to create more servings

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