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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

check one:

1)yes

2)no

E:removed diap option because it didn't make sense

mysterious frankie fucked around with this message at Jan 26, 2014 around 04:00

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

content still under construction

DIAP FAQ 0.05 (last updated 1/25/14)

WHAT ARE DIAPS?
I'm glad you asked, my good man. Diaps are, in short, diapers. Babies wear them.

BABIES WEAR THEM? WHAT? HUH?
They sure do! Diaps are the top way for a baby to poo poo and piss without making a mess.

I'M INTRIGUED ABOUT THESE DIAPS, BUT ALSO AFRAID.
Don't be! Diaps are completely normal. Everyone wears them at least once in their life.

DO OTHER KINDS OF PEOPLE BESIDES BABIES WEAR THEM?
No. No one other than a baby has ever worn a diap.

WHAT ARE THEY MADE OF?
Sometimes cloth or sometimes plastic stuff. Thanks to technology, a diap can be made of nearly anything.

SO WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BABY CLOTHES? DO YOU HAVE A BABY?
A common question! Nope, no babies (though I hope some day to have a baby or two and buy them designer diaps). I just enjoy looking at diaps.

WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SICKO?
No, friend, the babies mean nothing to me. They are a mere tool by which I get to look at more sumptuous diaps!

ARE THERE OTHER PEOPLE LIKE YOU?
Yes. The International Diaper Enthusiast Association has over 12 members and is growing by the day. Lots of people just like me are in love with diaps, diap news and diap fashion!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?
Yes, I have been arrested five times.

mysterious frankie fucked around with this message at Jan 26, 2014 around 03:50

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


piss

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


anal leakage

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


the possibilities are endless

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

sometimes when I'm out and I see a baby wearing a nice diap, I turn to the mom and say "Hey... nice diaps." and give them a thumbs up.

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


i insert the word "diaps" in popular songs and get right up in peoples faces doing it. 50 cent lyrics are especially good for this

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

no way

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

you're hosed up, man

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012


I refer to this thread as shi.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

diap would rhyme with wipe so you could make a cool saying out of it like "take off the daip and give it a wipe"

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

you should read the faq I made to get more insight into this fascinating subject

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me

mysterious frankie posted:

sometimes when I'm out and I see a baby wearing a nice diap, I turn to the mom and say "Hey... nice diaps." and give them a thumbs up.

this is really cool i bet they appreciate that

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

Sid Vicious posted:

this is really cool i bet they appreciate that

yes my main man. they sure do. got me a lot of dates too! (ladies like compliments about their babies)

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

if you are ever having a rough time on a date and you suspect the lady has a baby, try saying something like "You know, I bet you buy your baby some really nice diaps." Guaranteed second date.

Sexgun Rasputin
May 5, 2013

These words are sledgehammers
Of truth
That pound the iron heart
Of sin

no checkbox poll, voted 1

embykins
Jul 4, 2009


I prefer the spelling "dipes" over "diaps." I hope that's ok.

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


i poo poo my pants like a responsible dult and shake the dook down my leg

Lieberhaeschen
Jan 15, 2008
Little by little the terriers make us free!

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

embykins posted:

I prefer the spelling "dipes" over "diaps." I hope that's ok.

You can do what you want, even if you're wrong while doing it. I can't stop you (although I wish I could! )

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp


mysterious frankie posted:

if you are ever having a rough time on a date and you suspect the lady has a baby, try saying something like "You know, I bet you buy your baby some really nice diaps." Guaranteed second date.
@ the date

Macaroni n Smegma
Feb 2, 2005

shi't

woppy71
Sep 10, 2013

by Ralp


I love the smell of diaps in the morning....

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014


http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/pa...v-1226803728018



Thats some good diap!

quote:

'It tastes like sour candy': woman describes addiction to sniffing and chewing nappies

"YOU know when you're walking into a room and you smell a strong smell like food and you kind of taste it? That's what its like."

According to the soon-to-be-mum, to pass the sniff test the diapers have to "have pee in it" and "the heavier ones that have more pee, the better".

She sources the soiled diapers from here, there and everywhere, including friends and strangers.

"I love it, it just tastes amazing," she said.

"I have one while I'm cooking in the kitchen, I have one in my drawers, I have one while I'm sleeping, I keep some in my trunk, my pocket book."

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


I personally refer to them as 'dipe dipes'

Lieberhaeschen
Jan 15, 2008
Little by little the terriers make us free!

i tried voting in your poll but i accidentally just voted it 1. sorry franks

mick foley forever
Dec 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!


I refer to homosexuals as... normal and cool people.

lmao zedong
Sep 6, 2011


nice diaps........ for me to poop in

Hollenhammer
Dec 6, 2005



both wrong

"nappy"

happy2help : )

Hitlers Gay Secret
Mar 7, 2010



You should wear a diap over your mouth so no more poo poo leaks out your mouth. Like this thread.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

lot of weird diap chat goin on in here. I just like dials.

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014


My diap game is on fire

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014


The Martha Stewart of the diap game

Slipknot Hoagie
Jan 5, 2004



my daughter shits into diapers. let me tell you something. you might as well wrap you rbaby in cash money. a box of daips on sale is like 25 dollars. yeah thats right. disposable rags that you poo poo into. what i reall yneed is like a flow-bee that you attach the anus. sort of like what the astronauts use, i guess. well, bye.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

The babies are basically invisible to me. They are the wind that shakes the branches. I only have eyes for the diaps

embykins
Jul 4, 2009


Can dipes be tie-dyed?

Lieberhaeschen
Jan 15, 2008
Little by little the terriers make us free!

embykins posted:

Can dipes be tie-dyed?

i think so

e:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

Marvelous

Lieberhaeschen
Jan 15, 2008
Little by little the terriers make us free!

tie diaps

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embykins
Jul 4, 2009



Sounds like a product idea to take to Shark Tank.

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