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Dr VideoGames 0.299
Feb 15, 2007

i really think you're overestimating how much
i love having dog shit smushed all over my face


*hauls it into the bathroom* oh man oh man do i start with the bra section or swimwear *sees 40 year old woman looking coyly over her shoulder in a nightgown and gets hge boner*

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ENSENDA CURES MAIL
Oct 30, 2011



same but with mens underwear

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010



Dr. Video Games 0029 posted:

*hauls it into the bathroom* oh man oh man do i start with the bra section or swimwear *sees 40 year old woman looking coyly over her shoulder in a nightgown and gets hge boner*

itt you produce lovely meme text

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

ENSENDA CURES MAIL posted:

same but with mens underwear
lol

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



ENSENDA CURES MAIL posted:

same but with mens underwear
why were men sending you their underwear when you were 14

naem
May 29, 2011



Pretty sure I wasn't born yet

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


I had constant and easy access to Victoria's Secret catalogues noob

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax


This is almost a fun thread! Include actual catalog scans and then we have something to make jokes about.































Isn't it crazy how the current era distorts our view of fashionable? In the 80's and 90's I did not think I looked like an idiot, but I assure you I looked idiotic. Am I really bad with fashion and style or did that poo poo kinda stagnate around the early 2000's like everything else? It could just be me, I stooped trying after 18 or so.

Dr. Lariat fucked around with this message at Jan 26, 2014 around 13:33

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



my new dog
May 7, 2007

butt of tut



itt be old and think about 14yos masturbating

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax




The set on the far right is great, "ski style" my rear end, filming for a new episode of Buck Rodgers is being held up while those assholes have a picture taken.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008


i was 14 in 2004/2005

so uh




hey guys want a gmail beta invite?


oh poo poo justice league is on, bbl

awesome-express fucked around with this message at Jan 26, 2014 around 13:46

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



apparently penis pants were a real thing

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


Gypsum Fantastic posted:

apparently penis pants were a real thing



Lol what happens if you crack a fat

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001




A Fucker IRL posted:

Lol what happens if you crack a fat

walk tall walk proud

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012



*trying desperately to find clothes that won't make me look home-schooled*

catpowerd
Jan 9, 2008

swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow

remember woods porn? My friends and I used to go on day long expeditions looking for that sweet sweet paper gold.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012



catpowerd posted:

remember woods porn? My friends and I used to go on day long expeditions looking for that sweet sweet paper gold.

The secret to found porn is that you can't actually be looking for it

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


does JC Penny sell games?

Heres a 14 year old:


A Fucker IRL fucked around with this message at Jan 26, 2014 around 14:42

apathypuff
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another


*looking in mail pile* Alright, my Zoo books just got here! drat, elephants again!!

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER


apathypuff posted:

*looking in mail pile* Alright, my Zoo books just got here! drat, elephants again!!

Zoobooks were the poo poo.

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax


Smashurbanipal posted:

Zoobooks were the poo poo.

They always looked awesome, but so does everything when you're a kid. I was handed down some heavy time life books about fighter jets, lots of great pictures and diagrams.

Waitaminute, I forgot the thread title, zoobooks at 14? drat son.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012



Dr. Lariat posted:

They always looked awesome, but so does everything when you're a kid. I was handed down some heavy time life books about fighter jets, lots of great pictures and diagrams.

Waitaminute, I forgot the thread title, zoobooks at 14? drat son.

I always wanted those "Mysteries of the Unknown" ones. I've managed to snag a couple from thrift shops and the like, and they would've blown my mind as a kid

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

Discount apes for business or pleasure.


Lol if you were 14 and didn't have access to online porn

comes along bort
Sep 12, 2012



King of Internet posted:

I had constant and easy access to Hustler noob

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012



catpowerd posted:

remember woods porn? My friends and I used to go on day long expeditions looking for that sweet sweet paper gold.

I found dadporn as a preteen and that was pretty off-putting

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012



GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I found dadporn as a preteen and that was pretty off-putting

I found my mom's vibrator when looking for Christmas presents

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.


Kids these days, never having to masturbate to a Nat Geo. In my way, I pity you.

comes along bort
Sep 12, 2012



Dr. Lariat posted:

This is almost a fun thread! Include actual catalog scans and then we have something to make jokes about.











when you think about it's amazing how homophobic older generations are considering how relentlessly gay their clothes were when they came of age

Q-sixtysix
Jun 4, 2005



lol if you werent desperately trying to bang one out to scrambled porn as a feverish teen

Fox of Stone
Jul 2, 2007

He died for your spins.


A Fucker IRL posted:

does JC Penny sell games?

Heres a 14 year old:



A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio



420 mods love kids erryday

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3603968

Cream_Filling
Sep 11, 2005

ASK ME ABOUT RACISM BECAUSE I KNOW A WHOLE LOT MORE ABOUT THEM COLOREDS THAN YOU

comes along bort posted:

when you think about it's amazing how homophobic older generations are considering how relentlessly gay their clothes were when they came of age

its the creeping gay agenda

they infiltrated fashion decades ago

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

fantastic


i like that bottom left set

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

Buyer's Remorse


on one hand, an anime teenager in a videogame, who cares
on the other, "looks 24" is pretty much open admittance of terrible judgment and possibly worse motivations

Splurgerwitzl
Oct 18, 2009

Hi, I'm the splurg'. I hope you are enjoying my wacky username and cool posting style. Check out my rap sheet sometime :P Bye! Epic Fail! (Lolzorz)

*washes down vicodin with goblet of cough syrup at the computer desk*

Fox of Stone
Jul 2, 2007

He died for your spins.



The company's name is nigoro *snickers*

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

Whenever I hit "r" in my address bar, Raine Dog comes up. Goddammit.


Gypsum Fantastic posted:

apparently penis pants were a real thing



For when you need to let everyone know "I'm a rapist, but also a culturally relevant rapist"

Stultus Maximus fucked around with this message at Jan 26, 2014 around 20:57

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


Gypsum Fantastic posted:

apparently penis pants were a real thing



this dudes making me randy as gently caress, gotta go jack off asap.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007



Don't buy shirts by st. johns

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