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A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


I have one usually, but I need about 3. Or 11, depends really.

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

this is an empty country
and i am the king
and i should not be allowed
to touch anything


never thought about it but i could do with an extra dick taht comes out my rear end, or nose.

Dexters Secret
Sep 8, 2008

We could care less what others think about is, but at times, we do care and we fall apart. But when we do fall apart, we put each other back together. We do all this and we ask nothing in return. We are Onii and Imouto.


someone's gonna post a picture of that guy with two dicks

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


are you vaerai archon and if so how much anime do you really own op i am legitimately curious at this point

lmao zedong
Sep 6, 2011


i have an extra dick growing out of my forehead. ol dickhead they call me. king of the dick heads.

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

Y, ea h I'm a fuck-tard.

So be it.


Logically you need two penises, so you can gently caress people coming and going.

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Flipping the Fuck Out


I would like all the dicks, not to use or anything

instead I'll rent them back to people for mad stacks

want to jack off got a hott date your a chick an you got dick envy or a girly boyfriend or whatever i don't even care give me you money

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

im the guy with 3 dicks AMA

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012


1; 2+

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012


there's a man with four penises and here are some of the things he may be saying

Dice Dingus
May 3, 2010


12 but they have to be attached to a cyborg dragon body.

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


Dexters Secret posted:

someone's gonna post a picture of that guy with two dicks

Wanna peep those dongs.



Sid Vicious posted:

are you vaerai archon and if so how much anime do you really own op i am legitimately curious at this point

I am not a pony fucker.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


A Fucker IRL posted:

I am not a pony fucker.

ok

VoodooChild1968
Apr 25, 2008


I don't need you to worry for me 'cause I'm alright.
I don't need you tell me it's time to come home.
I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life.
Go ahead with your own life, leave me alone.

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


A extra cock on your elbow for stiring cake mix or loving your lover

toggle
Nov 7, 2005



you only really need 1

VoodooChild1968
Apr 25, 2008


toggle posted:

you only really need 1

You gotta have an ace in the hole, man.

CJTheran
Mar 31, 2010


I am a human phallus.

naem
May 29, 2011



IT'S OVER 9000

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Dexters Secret posted:

someone's gonna post a picture of that guy with two dicks
Stacy Brown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6-zTy6DZ3E

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.


One. One.

If I had more I wouldn't have a free hand to type with.

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


toggle posted:

you only really need 1

Prude.

SirDan3k posted:

One. One.

If I had more I wouldn't have a free hand to type with.

Get an extra cock in your cock hole. Or on the palm of your wank hand. Do I have to think of everyhting!??

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROS͑ͣͭͯͬ̂S̉S̐̉ͣSSͮ̇ͨ̃ͩ͗ͦS͆ͪS̓̉ͬ̓̓̉S̓̋͋̽̓̚S͒̍S̏̿͂̌ͤ̒S̈Sͥ̆͊̿ͤ͋̍S̓̈̓̓Sͫ̌̐̽̌S̉ͧ̓̊̄ͯSSͯͣ͂̐ͣ̾̈́S̃̂ͭ͊̚S̆ͨS̃ͮͤ̈́̌ͭS͒̀ͣS͊̓͂̓̊̄̀S̿́̏̏̑͆S̒ͬͩ̾̿̚S̔͑̈SͧS͋ͫͪ̔̍ͯ

cockter dicktopus at ur cervix op

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012


Dexters Secret posted:

someone's gonna post a picture of that guy with two dicks

actually i have that one already queued up to post as the 40th reply to this thread

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


I want an extra dick shaped like a BC Rich Warlock so I can crank sweet riffs out of it all day.

America Rocks
Mar 23, 2007


1 in the butt, 1 in the mouth, 2 in the hand

VoodooChild1968
Apr 25, 2008


Technically, it's penii, you guys.

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


VoodooChild1968 posted:

Technically, it's penii, you guys.

I belive its actually Peen's

VoodooChild1968
Apr 25, 2008


A Fucker IRL posted:

I belive its actually Peen's

Well when you get down to brass tacks it's actually "wieners."

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

i need approximately 0.16666667 dicks

Dusseldorf
Mar 29, 2005



*points to dilzs*

2 Track EP
May 29, 2009
I think defending victims of child rape is tumblr SJW PC extremism. Kids lie about being raped all the time, I know because I work with them.

I've got a whole bagful

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

i have one but idk if i really need it

Broken Bio Qlock
Mar 8, 2009


2 Track EP posted:

I've got a whole bagful

Ever got the urge to suck on them?

A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


Broken Bio Qlock posted:

Ever got the urge to suck on them?

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009
I AM A PIECE OF HUMAN EXCREMENT THAT BELIEVES MINIMUM WAGE WORKERS DON'T DESERVE SYMPATHY BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO LAZY TO GET AN ADULT JOB

Dexters Secret posted:

someone's gonna post a picture of that guy with two dicks
k

Christian LARPer
Sep 9, 2005
I LIKE TO CALL WOMEN CUNTS WHEN I DISAGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE I'M SUPER FUCKING EDGY. I SHOULD PROBABLY SHUT THE FUCK UP BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, CUNT?

A Fucker IRL posted:

Wanna peep those dongs.

voltron lion force
Sep 15, 2010



I peeped the two dick pic but was unsure if it was real. needs further examination imo

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A Fucker IRL
Jan 25, 2014

by Baldo di Gregorio


One of these made of penis flesh coming out of my knee

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