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Slime Bro Helpdesk
Jul 2, 2007


  • Sports
  • sex with your wife
  • sex with women who look as good or better than your wife
  • TV shows declared popular via neilson ratings or some sort of TV awards body
  • Books w/o pictures in them
  • Traveling, or planning to travel
  • Capitalism
  • Consumer electronics
  • sex with women slightly less pretty than your wife but only if she's in to kinky stuff
  • movies, w/ the general rules of TV above
  • NPR
  • Top 40 music

Help provide a complete list, por favor

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Burning Mustache
Sep 4, 2006

Zaeed got stories.
Kasumi got loot.
All I got was a hole in my suit.


videogames

Roger Tangerines
Apr 15, 2013

You might be in for trouble!


anything you want

you are free

Slime Bro Helpdesk
Jul 2, 2007



no

Roger Tangerines posted:

anything you want

you are free

actually, you are the opposite of free at the age of 30, hopefully

Sabel
Aug 11, 2004

Gay married to gay communism


Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Neil Diamond, dadrock in general,
Gardening
Regularly hanging out with working-class coworkers and friends at dive bars
Raising children of the same sex as you (Dads with sons, mothers with daughters)
Balancing your checkbook and portfolio
Pinterest if you're a woman

BASF
Jun 16, 2011


The lack of momentum in your life as you drift into a stale existence of no consequence.

tranime scholar
Jun 5, 2006


posting on your kids facebook walls w/ hashtags

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



I'm over 30 and I like to spend my days banging fat chicks I meet on the internet, I am ok with this.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007


You're not supposed to like anything after 30. You're supposed to be a dumb, unhappy adult.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.


ive been into books w/out pictures for a long time try this one

http://www.amazon.com/Jurassic-Park...n/dp/044840172X

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


I'm over the number 30 but still away from number 40.




























Don't have a wife to gently caress.

Piedmon Sama
Apr 15, 2008

"That's right, it was me who killed your father! And now I'm going to kill you!"


look forward to DEATH you old assholes, hahahahahahahahahahaha

Slime Bro Helpdesk
Jul 2, 2007


Sabel posted:

Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Neil Diamond, dadrock in general,
Gardening
Regularly hanging out with working-class coworkers and friends at dive bars
Raising children of the same sex as you (Dads with sons, mothers with daughters)
Balancing your checkbook and portfolio
Pinterest if you're a woman

These are good.

I don't think anyone really balances a checkbook these days now that you can check your balance online in like 20 seconds. Maybe making household budgets instead?

Also thinking about good real estate investment opportunities.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

beer

Slime Bro Helpdesk
Jul 2, 2007



By 30 I think you should have pretty much given up on craft/microbrews and accepted that mainstream pilsners are where it is at. You should either be a wine or scotch snob after 30.

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



Piedmon Sama posted:

look forward to DEATH you old assholes, hahahahahahahahahahaha

you young whippersnapper i'd have a mind to bend you over and beat you with my slipper if i wasn't worried about busting a hip

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

By 30 I think you should have pretty much given up on craft/microbrews and accepted that mainstream pilsners are where it is at. You should either be a wine or scotch snob after 30.

wine and scotch? look at richie rich here

Slime Bro Helpdesk
Jul 2, 2007


Are boardgames allowed after 30?

from assured yes to assured no:

  • Chess
  • Monopoly
  • Games from your childhood
  • Games for your children
  • Settlers of Catan
  • Really weird German boardgames
  • Battlestar Galactica boardgame

Give Pat a Job
Apr 8, 2003

Everything is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.

TGI Fridays

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


fiber
vanilla ice cream
one-a-day vitamins
ourtime.com
coffin shopping

Sabel
Aug 11, 2004

Gay married to gay communism


Top 40 music's only acceptable if it was top 40 in your youth and twenties so as of this writing that would mean stuff like Smash Mouth and Semisonic - Closing Time

my new dog
May 7, 2007

butt of tut



heroin will be there for all your life

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


anime

anime videogames

videogames

ponies

tranime scholar
Jun 5, 2006


thinking mediocre chain restaurants are really good

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

white power

dave matthews band

Sabel
Aug 11, 2004

Gay married to gay communism


Are you talking about Chipotle because I agree.

Slime Bro Helpdesk
Jul 2, 2007


Alan Smithee posted:

anime

anime videogames

videogames

ponies

boring troll. reported.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Sabel posted:

Top 40 music's only acceptable if it was top 40 in your youth and twenties so as of this writing that would mean stuff like Smash Mouth and Semisonic - Closing Time

hey now

you're an all star

Slime Bro Helpdesk
Jul 2, 2007


Sabel posted:

Top 40 music's only acceptable if it was top 40 in your youth and twenties so as of this writing that would mean stuff like Smash Mouth and Semisonic - Closing Time

Yeah that's what I was really going for but I need to expand/clarify that part of the list. Namaste.

Gypsum Fantastic
Aug 8, 2012



.lnk to the past posted:

hey now

you're an all star

Sheryl Crow is also acceptable, all I wanna do is have some fun!

tranime scholar
Jun 5, 2006


Sabel posted:

Are you talking about Chipotle because I agree.

any of them really

Slime Bro Helpdesk
Jul 2, 2007


  • Politics, but you can't really be for a platform and instead just complain about all politicians as leeches

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004



Getting a bike you ride once a month and prod in the garage on weekends.

Nobnob
Nov 24, 2013

>I'm a dick
>nah man please don't
>ok


Piedmon Sama posted:

look forward to DEATH you old assholes, hahahahahahahahahahaha

tranime scholar
Jun 5, 2006


having entire conversations based around which commercials you like or don't like

runupon cracker
Jan 13, 2006

This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

anime

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

OMGEERD! I CAN HAS CR'S BABBIES!!!!

im not there yet but i will like weed after 30, op. especially since it will be completely legal everywhere by then.

plaguedoctor
Jun 26, 2008

I CAN DUMP MY GIRLFRIEND CAUSE SHE'S LIKE A WHORE, RIGHT GUYS? RIGHT???

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Help provide a complete list, por favor

Spending a good half hour or more on the toilet.

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013



Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

By 30 I think you should have pretty much given up on craft/microbrews and accepted that mainstream pilsners are where it is at. You should either be a wine or scotch snob after 30.

this post is correct

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cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

But I liked literally everything mentioned in this thread before the age of 30 as well

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