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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Get Money, Get Paid.

It's time to watch football that matters less than the HOF or Preseason games! Why? Because you have nothing better to do than sample the beer you already bought for next week and/or you hate yourself.


Rule Changes:

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    A "Game Within a Game" that will add a two-minute warning to the first and third quarters, designed to crank up two-minute drills
    No kickoffs
    The addition of Cover-2 and press coverage defenses
    A shorter playclock
    No stopping of the clock when a sack occurs
Teams:

Team Rice

Coach: Ron Rivera, Panthers

QB Drew Brees, Saints
QB Philip Rivers, Chargers
QB Alex Smith, Chiefs
WR Josh Gordon, Browns
WR Alshon Jeffery, Bears
WR Brandon Marshall, Bears
WR Larry Fitzgerald, Cardinals
TE Jimmy Graham, Saints
TE Tony Gonzalez, Falcons
RB LeSean McCoy, Eagles
RB DeMarco Murray, Cowboys
RB Matt Forte, Bears
FB Mike Tolbert, Panthers
T Joe Thomas, Browns
T Tyron Smith, Cowboys
T Jordan Gross, Panthers
G Jahri Evans, Saints
G Ben Grubbs, Saints
G Evan Mathis, Eagles
C Ryan Kalil, Panthers
C Nick Mangold, Jets

DE Robert Quinn, Rams
DE Cameron Jordan, Saints
DE Cameron Wake, Dolphins
DT Jason Hatcher, Cowboys
DT Marcell Dareus, Bills
DT Kyle Williams, Bills
OLB Justin Houston, Chiefs
OLB Robert Mathis, Colts
OLB John Abraham, Cardinals
ILB Vontaze Burfict, Bengals
ILB Derrick Johnson, Chiefs
CB Joe Haden, Browns
CB Brandon Flowers, Chiefs
CB Antonio Cromartie, Jets
CB Alterraun Verner, Titans
S Eric Reid, 49ers
S Jairus Byrd, Bills
S Antrel Rolle, Giants

ST Justin Bethel, Cardinals
PR Dexter McCluster, Chiefs
K Stephen Gostkowski, Patriots
P Johnny Hekker, Rams
LS Matt Overton, Colts

Team Sanders

Coach: Chuck Pagano, Colts

QB Andrew Luck, Colts
QB Cam Newton, Panthers
QB Nick Foles, Eagles
WR A.J. Green, Bengals
WR Dez Bryant, Cowboys
WR Antonio Brown, Steelers
WR DeSean Jackson, Eagles
TE Jason Witten, Cowboys
TE Jordan Cameron, Browns
RB Jamaal Charles, Chiefs
RB Eddie Lacy, Packers
RB Alfred Morris, Redskins
FB Marcel Reece, Raiders
T Trent Williams, Redskins
T Duane Brown, Texans
T Branden Albert, Chiefs
G Marshal Yanda, Ravens
G Logan Mankins, Patriots
G Kyle Long, Bears
C Mike Pouncey, Dolphins
C Alex Mack, Browns

DE J.J. Watt, Texans
DE Greg Hardy, Panthers
DE Mario Williams, Bills
DT Ndamukong Suh, Lions
DT Gerald McCoy, Buccaneers
DT Dontari Poe, Chiefs
OLB Brian Orakpo, Redskins
OLB Tamba Hali, Chiefs
OLB Terrell Suggs, Ravens
ILB Luke Kuechly, Panthers
ILB Paul Posluszny, Jaguars
CB Patrick Peterson, Cardinals
CB Darrelle Revis, Buccaneers
CB Brent Grimes, Dolphins
CB Tim Jennings, Bears
S Eric Berry, Chiefs
S Eric Weddle, Chargers
S T.J. Ward, Browns

ST Matthew Slater, Patriots
PR Cordarrelle Patterson, Vikings
K Justin Tucker, Ravens
P Brandon Fields, Dolphins
LS J.J. Jansen, Panthers

Streams: IDK, maybe ramadu will show up? Put up an antenna you lazy schmuck.

In conclusion

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

DO NOT DENY YOUR DESTINY


I hope the Chiefs do very well at this game and make themselves and their team very proud.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005
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Two GDTs for the probowl.

Which thread is Team Rice and which is Team Sanders? Or does TFF have it's own team captains?

bhsman
Feb 9, 2008

"Life ain't just about murder and goats, son."


Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Get Money, Get Paid.

I want to see peterson cover larry

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

You come at the king, you best not miss.


kazil posted:

Two GDTs for the probowl.

Which thread is Team Rice and which is Team Sanders? Or does TFF have it's own team captains?

with the 1st overall pick Team Diesel selects PUSSYMASTER 007

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Get Money, Get Paid.


Eifert Posting
Mar 31, 2007

Atkins Diet


Excited for this. The Probowl is always good brainless fun.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Hail To The King

Fine, I'll put it here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEzW4hTKHOM

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005


Lets go team football

Also chris collinsworth trying to kill time...so bad

kazil
Jul 24, 2005
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If Cam doesn't run a single route as a receiver, this probowl will have been a bust.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Get Money, Get Paid.

JJ Watt is not amused.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

DO NOT DENY YOUR DESTINY


y'all wanna go watch Lego Movie?

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011



Parmesan Basil posted:

y'all wanna go watch Lego Movie?

lil bit yeah

e: man i'm not gonna watch this poo poo i'm gonna go rot my brain with arrow instead

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

DO NOT DENY YOUR DESTINY


Declan MacManus posted:

lil bit yeah

e: man i'm not gonna watch this poo poo i'm gonna go rot my brain with arrow instead

goon meet?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Get Money, Get Paid.

Dat lime color.

only in an era of Rec. 709 could it be televised.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005


Parmesan Basil posted:

y'all wanna go watch Lego Movie?

So excited for that lego movie

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

DO NOT DENY YOUR DESTINY


wife just called JJ Watt John Cena which was funny

Cruel and Unusual
Feb 19, 2013


Macklemore just won a Grammy.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

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kazil posted:

If Cam doesn't run a single route as a receiver, this probowl will have been a bust.


Foles under Center, Cam as H-Back, and Luck as WR.


If this doesn't happen the Pro-Bowl will have been a failure.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

DO NOT DENY YOUR DESTINY


Cruel and Unusual posted:

Macklemore just won a Grammy.

Seattle wins twice in the next week

kazil
Jul 24, 2005
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NBC managed to make that segment really, really loving boring.

A metaphor for the upcoming game.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

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Cruel and Unusual posted:

Macklemore just won a Grammy.

The fact that his album beat GKMC which is probably the best album to drop in the past 3 years is a loving disgrace. Then again you don't watch the Grammy's for rap and hip hop.

Philip J Fry
Apr 25, 2007

go outside and have a blast


Is it just me or was JJ Watt's day-glo yellow shirt trying to bleed through the TV screen?

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft


lol Darrelle Revis keeps calling Demariyus Thomas "Demetrius Thomas"

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.


Why the gently caress did I just walk into my living room and turn the TV on? What the hell am I thinking?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

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Kalli posted:

Why the gently caress did I just walk into my living room and turn the TV on? What the hell am I thinking?

It's too late for you. The Pro-Bowl is perfect TV in the background fodder.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Get Money, Get Paid.

Kalli posted:

Why the gently caress did I just walk into my living room and turn the TV on? What the hell am I thinking?

Wake up Kalli, the football has you....

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

boo

Dexo posted:

The fact that his album beat GKMC which is probably the best album to drop in the past 3 years is a loving disgrace. Then again you don't watch the Grammy's for rap and hip hop.

Sounds like listening to that album might be a better choice than watching the pro bowl. Confirm/deny?

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011



Lessail posted:

Sounds like listening to that album might be a better choice than watching the pro bowl. Confirm/deny?

confirm confirm confirm

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

THAT'S our O-line?


Qwijib0 posted:



Streams: IDK, maybe ramadu will show up? Put up an antenna you lazy schmuck.



I heard my name! http://vaughnlive.tv/animalplanetlive http://cfltesthd3.moonfruit.com/

Here you go but if it changes gently caress I'm not gonna look for new streams cause goddamn we're watching the Probowl. We are football degenerates.

Eifert Posting
Mar 31, 2007

Atkins Diet


What is a Mackelmore? Man I'm out of touch.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

DO NOT DENY YOUR DESTINY


Lessail posted:

Sounds like listening to that album might be a better choice than watching the pro bowl. Confirm/deny?

d
Seahawks will win 45-10 next week so this will be your last football of the year

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003



How do you make those uniforms.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

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Lessail posted:

Sounds like listening to that album might be a better choice than watching the pro bowl. Confirm/deny?

Holy poo poo yes.


At least mute the TV and run that Album front to back.

DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft


I'm going to watch the pro bowl because I always hope that THIS is the year that the pro bowl won't suck. And then I always hate myself afterwards... but this time I won't hate myself afterwards

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

Footbawwww at it's finest.

I'm disappointed in all you.


Let's do this

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

To all my critics, you get paid to be negative.


Qwijib0 posted:

Wake up Kalli, the football has you....

I can watch the many Patriots in this game, like the guard, kicker and special teams tackler.

I really thought I'd be replacing a door frame tonight. gently caress you Lowe's and the dead batteries in your rental trucks.

ROSS MY SALAD
Feb 22, 2007

X-Thames got the defense on lock.


Brees and Rivers on the same team is dumb

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

THAT'S our O-line?


Lessail posted:

Sounds like listening to that album might be a better choice than watching the pro bowl. Confirm/deny?

Good Kid M.A.A.D City is incredible and definitely worth avoiding this game to listen too. Easily best album of the last few years.

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