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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
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Whats the best sex toy for men

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Tane
Feb 27, 2005



southeast asian women

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007

this thread...it was made for me


i keep hearing numbs post about somehing call ed a zolo cup i think that is a sex toy

Slybo
Mar 6, 2005



The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Larkke
Dec 6, 2005

AAAAAAA

the one with kung-fu grip

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




This is just a model tank with an action figure right? holes and panties is just a bad Japanese translation right? please tell me this isn't a military themed gently caress-pelvis.

TangentEnigma
Aug 8, 2004
These are good for the children's brains.

whatever thing that you can fit inside your "Corn Hole"

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006
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your plump ripe rear end in a top hat, inro.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
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...You like to gently caress soft toys? Erm

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Vacuum cleaner, my hand, your mom etc. etc.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006
Probation
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your buttcunt is a sex toy for men to gently caress

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



TangentEnigma posted:

whatever thing that you can fit inside your "Corn Hole"

Bung Harmer
Jun 20, 2004
Appalachian Hillbilly Dumbass, Fucked in the Head, Needs Help


let's ask aatrek

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Probation
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mookface posted:

Vacuum cleaner, my hand, your mom etc. etc.

Lol, lol, and lol again. Die in a fire, shitbird.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011


Women.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006
Probation
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bend over right now, gently caress boy. its playtime.

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels

http://www.amazon.com/The-Phenom-Pr...&qid=1389905211

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006
Probation
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this is one toy im definitely not sharing

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES


Is there a gently caress toy which is dressed like a lady in a latex catsuit and it tells me I've been a very naughty boy and I need to gently caress my way good?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Still totally okay with this situation.

The best sex toy for men is a good cucking.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


I.N.R.I posted:

Lol, lol, and lol again. Die in a fire, shitbird.

One of those dollar store massagers that look like a bug, once.


a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Crankit posted:

Is there a gently caress toy which is dressed like a lady in a latex catsuit and it tells me I've been a very naughty boy and I need to gently caress my way good?
it's your mom

Wario In Real Life
Nov 9, 2009

by T. Finninho


Google prostate stimulator.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Still totally okay with this situation.

Wario In Real Life posted:

Google prostate stimulator.
I don't think Google makes a prostate stimulator.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Good !!

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

Real hurthling! posted:

This is just a model tank with an action figure right? holes and panties is just a bad Japanese translation right? please tell me this isn't a military themed gently caress-pelvis.

It's riffing on an anime called "Girls und Panzer" about high school girls fighting in tanks

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Still totally okay with this situation.

Walgreens sells sex toys, and I think they should sell some Nice! brand toys.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Probation
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yeah it says that on the box lol

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

FactsAreUseless posted:

Walgreens sells sex toys, and I think they should sell some Nice! brand toys.

Really? Do they keep them top shelf?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Still totally okay with this situation.

Al Borland posted:

Really? Do they keep them top shelf?
They're over by the condoms and they're not very good, but they have a pretty wide selection on their website.

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with




It goes in your bum

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011


Bathsalts.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Still totally okay with this situation.

Canine Blues Arooo posted:



It goes in your bum
It looks like a piece of melon or mango or something.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009

Maybe I got time to figure out how to de-spirit a toaster.


Canine Blues Arooo posted:



It goes in your bum

what the christ

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Probation
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:



It goes in your bum

Cool

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012



Pick posted:

what the christ

may i introduce you to bad dragon dot com?

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011


dragon dildo now in candy corn flavour

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