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i eat less than 1000 calories per day, fat people eat ten to fifteen that amount it's not that hard
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Hi guys! This thread motivated me so I skipped lunch and went to spin class instead. When do I start losing the weight? brb forgot to take a shower
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Jan 30, 2014 22:42
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if you are fat and not losing twenty pounds a week you are a worthless lazy poo poo
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Jan 30, 2014 22:42
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It's glandular. In that I eat lots of glands.
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hypersober posted:Hi guys! This thread motivated me so I skipped lunch and went to spin class instead. When do I start losing the weight? be sure not to eat dinner or breakfast as well, and exercise at least five hours a day
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SirDan3k posted:It's glandular. ftfy
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Jan 30, 2014 22:44
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I spent many months eating a lot and lifting heavy things, so I got pretty muscly but a bit chubby. Then I stopped eating as much and continued lifting heavy things, so I stayed pretty muscly and got less chubby. It's pretty awesome.
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Jan 30, 2014 22:44
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zoomdog posted:ftfy No gently caress you for even implying I'd use teeth on glans, I'm not some rank amateur.
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Jan 30, 2014 22:46
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the more muscled i get the less respect i have for worthless skinny dudes.
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Jan 30, 2014 22:49
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Miltank posted:the more muscled i get the less respect i have for worthless skinny dudes. The more muscled I get the less attractive fatties become
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Jan 30, 2014 22:50
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i don't want to be muscular
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Ive always thought that the first time a man looks down and can't see his dick, it's time to hit the gym. Working out and not being a fat rear end is really easy once you realize a handful of things. See,as a guy, I wanna gently caress hot girls. Girls are just as horny as guys, and they want to gently caress hot guys. Bitches get wet for abs, chisled jawlines, defined arms, and chests and back, just like we get excited about tits n rear end n legs. Go to the beach, boys stare at girls, girls stare at boys, they just slightly more subtle about it. Someone is giving dick to the victoria secret models and someone is giving dick to that cute girl you have a crush on. Why not you? You don't have to be a Calvin Klein model, you just need to not take yourself outta the competition by being a fat fatass, and you can help yourself jump up the fuckabity ladder byyyyyy working out, and putting some pecs, some abs, and the back on yourself. Dont get me wrong, you gotta talk to her and not be a total fuckin sperg, but at least she'll consider you if you dont have a giant gut warding her off. __________Advice stops here_______ Also, slutty girls will blow you if you have abs. Like for real, it just happens, its the stupidest thing, but whatever works. Its my personal opinion, and Ive discussed it with probably about 7 girls who generally agree, that a girl/women will decide if your fuckable within the first 10-15 seconds of meeting you. Not literally "Im going to gently caress him", but you get sorted pretty quickly. Id be curious to hear female opinion on that.
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hypersober posted:Hi guys! This thread motivated me so I skipped lunch and went to spin class instead. When do I start losing the weight? Yo, don't be skipping meals but instead of doing like breakfast,lunch, and dindins eat the same amount but split it into 5 or 6 meals (or more). legit helps.
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Jan 30, 2014 22:51
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GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:The more muscled I get the less attractive fatties become opposite for me but it is like a hosed up power dynamic thing where i like to be out of her league so i can call the shots.
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Jan 30, 2014 22:53
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Miltank posted:opposite for me but it is like a hosed up power dynamic thing where i like to be out of her league so i can call the shots. my arms and legs lift heavy things, why shouldn't my dick?
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Jan 30, 2014 22:55
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Waroduce posted:Ive always thought that the first time a man looks down and can't see his dick, it's time to hit the gym. good advice, squats kill gains
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Miltank posted:opposite for me but it is like a hosed up power dynamic thing where i like to be out of her league so i can call the shots. dude you are hosed up
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Jan 30, 2014 22:56
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Miltank posted:opposite for me but it is like a hosed up power dynamic thing where i like to be out of her league so i can call the shots. once had a girl tell me "you know i think you're the prettiest boy i've every dated" instant turn off and i broke up with her like a week later. like my gut loving sunk when she said it, i don't even know.
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Jan 30, 2014 22:57
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I gained a bunch of weight over christmas and everyone was calling me fatface. So I just ate less and now I'm perfect again. It's a fuckin hassle to make food 3 times a day, sometimes it's easier to just not eat!
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Jan 30, 2014 22:58
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Dred Cosmonaut posted:good advice, squats kill gains 420 squat ere day
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Jan 30, 2014 23:01
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Miltank posted:opposite for me but it is like a hosed up power dynamic thing where i like to be out of her league so i can call the shots. This is cool until she breaks off a multi-year relationship because your healthy habits and attractive body slay her self esteem
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Jan 30, 2014 23:02
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there is no substitute for exercise - and starving yourself is dumb as gently caress unless you're dangerously overweight (barring thyroid disorders etc)
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Jan 30, 2014 23:02
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Digital Fingers posted:once had a girl tell me "you know i think you're the prettiest boy i've every dated" instant turn off and i broke up with her like a week later. If she meant "pretty" in the waify, distressed girly kind of pretty, get to the gym you god drat pussy. If she meant "pretty" as in a cute way to say handsome, you're an insecure baby who probably aspires to have a playroom in your wife's house one day which you will unironically refer to as a man cave.
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Jan 30, 2014 23:05
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GreatGreen posted:If she meant "pretty" in the waify, distressed girly kind of pretty, get to the gym you god drat pussy. a gay post countered with a gayer post
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Jan 30, 2014 23:06
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Sometimes I get sick and lose 10lbs a week from vomiting
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Jan 30, 2014 23:08
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GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:multi-year relationship lol no
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Jan 30, 2014 23:08
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i go to the gym all the time. i'm super buff, you fuckin pussies.
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Jan 30, 2014 23:09
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stoutfish posted:i eat less than 1000 calories per day, fat people eat ten to fifteen that amount The only way you could get away with less than 1000 calories a day is that you weigh 75 pounds, are 4 feet tall, and do literally nothing all day but post. So congrats on having zero clue about how many calories you actually eat I guess. Or being a lazy-as-gently caress midget.
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Jan 30, 2014 23:10
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Anyone who actually cares about their body image whether it's fat or skinny or ripped or whatever is pretty self-absorbed and simpleminded though, lol
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Jan 30, 2014 23:10
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As someone who has a cortisol level problem: gently caress you for saying you have a gland problem. eating a million calories and literally never exercising is not a gland problem you rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 30, 2014 23:10
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Miltank posted:lol no time loses meaning near objects of great mass
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Jan 30, 2014 23:11
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sanctimonious ex-fat people like the OP are way more annoying than fat people
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Jan 30, 2014 23:12
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I've weighed everywhere from 190 to 285 in my adult life and the easiest range to get laid in was the ~250s no joke. But I'm 6'3" so I carry it well I guess and luckily I have a very handsome face
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Jan 30, 2014 23:13
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GreatGreen posted:If she meant "pretty" in the waify, distressed girly kind of pretty, get to the gym you god drat pussy. she meant it in the handsome way ofc, getting all types of excited for my future wife and mancave now. also she was horrible and boring and one of the stupidest loving people i've ever meet so when she said I was the cutest boy she ever dated it dawned on me that there's no loving reason I should be dating this person. i was young dumb and full of cum and figured out i could do better srry about whatever experience made you so bitter and resentful about the choices i've made in my personal life. suck my cock
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Jan 30, 2014 23:13
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runupon cracker posted:The only way you could get away with less than 1000 calories a day is that you weigh 75 pounds, are 4 feet tall, and do literally nothing all day but post. i am actually all of those things
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Jan 30, 2014 23:14
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fat people are ok with me if they're like a jolly john goodman type
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Jan 30, 2014 23:15
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Fat dudes are so much more likable when they stay fat. blame Jonah Hill for that one. yeah when he lost weight that ruined it for me.
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Jan 30, 2014 23:16
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Torka posted:sanctimonious ex-fat people like the OP are way more annoying than fat people
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Jan 30, 2014 23:16
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Fat people who get skinny are literally the grossest people to see naked. The skin just hangs down in flaps and it's sickening. They look like they're covered in toxic sludge and melting
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it's not as easy as putting a static bicycle in front of a computer screen, people
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