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COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Arrested for not pulling over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p-7XoVgNtA

Arrested for not showing ID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn0XEtWw2To

Arrested for not listening to a judge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlcT-3niVes

Arrested for not pulling over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyy9Vns4Ias

Car impounded for DUI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IPct574o4w


Sovereign Citizens, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Tasered for trying to break into a courtroom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

"You are blocking my freedom of movement."
"Yes, I am."
"You are violating my rights!"
"No, I'm not."

Chamale fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Jan 30, 2014

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

oh god yes thank you

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Bitchtard posted:

oh god yes thank you

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

I DO NOT CONSENT

AM I UNDER ARREST

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

quote:

the police force is just like walmart

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

evilpicard posted:

Arrested for not pulling over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p-7XoVgNtA

Arrested for not showing ID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn0XEtWw2To

Arrested for not listening to a judge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlcT-3niVes

Arrested for not pulling over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyy9Vns4Ias

Car impounded for DUI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IPct574o4w


Sovereign Citizens, the gift that keeps on giving.

I haven't clicked on the videos because it's more amusing to assume they're all the same guy

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


I AM UNDER DURESS

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

AATREK CURES KIDS posted:

Tasered for trying to break into a courtroom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

"You are blocking my freedom of movement."
"Yes, I am."
"You are violating my rights!"
"No, I'm not."

This was irritating up until the point they arrested him. Hearing him wince like a bitch was great, thank you.

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Yaldabaoth posted:

I haven't clicked on the videos because it's more amusing to assume they're all the same guy

Stay tuned for the Ian Freeman megathread

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Obligatory Toast posted:

This was irritating up until the point they arrested him. Hearing him wince like a bitch was great, thank you.

Let the record show that you are threatening to tase m- AAAAGH.

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

AATREK CURES KIDS posted:

Let the record show that you are threatening to tase m- AAAAGH.

its the most satisfying thing

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

"This is not a motor-vehicle, it's an automobile...private property. I'm exercising my right to travel."

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Bitchtard posted:

its the most satisfying thing

that dude with the taser has some restraint to wait that long

Yellow Jackson
Jan 13, 2013

by Ralp

I love this one.

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

GOT A EXTRA TITTY posted:

that dude with the taser has some restraint to wait that long

you can see it in his face too, "oh gently caress yea it's business time"

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsGW62fxVc

this soveriegn citizen gets owned hard

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009

Bitchtard posted:

oh god yes thank you

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

AATREK CURES KIDS posted:

Tasered for trying to break into a courtroom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU

You would think dumb people would get used to being wrong but I guess it doesn't work like that.

This made laugh almost as hard as the Boozer nutcracker.

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

is there someone making money off these people yet?

i need to know for a project

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Bitchtard posted:

is there someone making money off these people yet?

i need to know for a project

Yes, there are dudes who sells seminars on this poo poo. (which basically boil down to "if you say these magic words, laws don't apply to you because they're not really laws").

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
superb op

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Bitchtard posted:

is there someone making money off these people yet?

i need to know for a project


Yeah, they make money off each other attending conferences about their special powers, then they get arrested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJm0inGFwT4

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
here's my favorite:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bToA4iwyg6U

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!
This is insanely long for a non-Supreme Court level judgment (its 160 pages), but it covers everything you could ever possibly want to know about sovereign citizens and all the various offshoots.

http://www.albertacourts.ab.ca/jdb/2003-/qb/Family/2012/2012abqb0571ed1.pdf

My favorite bit, discussing Moorish Law: The exotic nature of the Moorish Law movement and its claims warrant some comment, as casual exposure to a Moorish Law litigant may lead an observer to suspect mental impairment or disorder.

Every other one the judge somewhat treats as normal, but then he gets to the one involving black folks and he has to point out "yeah, the one they made up seems to be crazy". I can't tell if that's racist or not.

Carpet
Apr 2, 2005

Don't press play
it's ok guys, we don't really have to follow laws

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!
Who are these sovereign citizen retards

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
cool cophack - if the police does not call you sir, you are entitled to repeat everythign they say back to them in a silly voice

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i dont care thats irrelevant you have no authority over me

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i am afraid of you i am afraid of you i am afraid of you

why are you breaking the law? you are breaking the law you are breaking the law

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

myshl0ng posted:

Who are these sovereign citizen retards

sometimes im jealous of people who dont know about these things cuz they dont know the depths of the fuckedupness of our planet

fargom
Mar 21, 2007
I am a Sovereign poster of GBS. Mod rules do not apply to me. I do not consent.

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

"no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I've got work today "

"well you ain't gonna make it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsXKdmE8pnA

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


fargom posted:

I am a Sovereign poster of GBS. Mod rules do not apply to me. I do not consent.

I AM POSTING UNDER DURESS

AM I PROBATED? WHAT'S THE CHARGE? YOUR RULES DO NOT APPLY

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
you cant arrest me, nuh uh my pocket constitution gives me a +2 saving throw against statists

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

they are literal children

e: mods namechange to p. barnes please

cowboythreespeech fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jan 30, 2014

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006

myshl0ng posted:

Who are these sovereign citizen retards

Imagine the 5 year old who whines a lot and breaks the rules on purpose all the time but he's 25 and instead of parents and teachers it's cops.

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Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Are Sovereign Citizens the same guys as those Freemen on the Land, or are they a separate type of crazy?

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